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GHETTO: Hitim, I don't suppose you could re member what was said in the program? TOM SWIPHT: What program? I thought this was a study hall! GHETTO: You may be right. Young lady, what's your opinion of required chapel? MELODY ANNE SIMPLETON: I think it's a good idea. In fact, this is almost the only time my sorority can get together for a meeting. Say, wouldn't you like us to wash that dirty mobile unit of yours? Cost you a dollar. GHETTO: No I Then it wouldn't be a "Ghet to." You, sir, do you think chapel pro grams should be discontinued? MORTON GHOUL: Certainly not! If that hap pened, what would become of all those nice IBM cards? GHETTO: Well, they could be folded, spin- died, or mutilated. What do you like best about chapel? MORTON GHOUL: Oh, the benediction—I al- ■ways look forward to that! GHETTO: Amen. Well, that's about all the time we have today, folks. As you can plainly see (or hear), Elon students are very much in favor of required chapel. Yes they really love it! And now it's time for us to leave, mainly because somebody's a- bout to give us a parking ticket...over and out!
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