3^Ae ^€U^€t/l THE VOICE OF WILKES COMMUNITY COLLEGE VOLUME 22, NUMBER 6 WILKESBORO, NORTH CAROLINA MAY 15, 1992 From The President’s Desk Dr. Jim Randolph The Male Species In an earlier article, 1 discussed the wonder of the TV remote control unit and how it has affected the male spe cies. I noted that it has revolutionized TV watchirtg for men, taking it from a boring one channel experience to an exciting 10 to 20 channel viewing extravaganza. Enjoying 20 TV pro grams at the same time is something that every male can do with great ease and delight. Females, on the other hand, and unfortunately for them, seem to enjoy viewing only one show at a time. Along this line, I have observed that there are a number of instincts that are unique to men. For example, did you know that men never have to ask directions. We always know where we are. A few years ago, my wife and I were driving in southern Utah — a very desolate place — and were, according to her, lost. All of a sudden, we happened upon a sheepherder. "Stop,” she yelled, "Let’s ask this guy the way back to a paved road.” "No,” I said patiently, "I’m sure the paved road is right over the next hill.” continued on page 6 Twenty iCommencement fi The President, Faculty and Graduating Class of Wilkes Community College request the honor of your presence at the Commencement Exercises Friday afternoon, May twenty'second at five o^clock John A. Walker Community Center QQ Alpha Kappa Omega Phi Theta Kappa, the honorary scholastic for American Community, Junior, and Technical colleges ini tiated twenty-five new members on April 27. 1992. The initiation was held in Thompson Hall, room 209. On the program was Kelly Hobbs, 1991-92 President: Dr. James Ran dolph, President of WCC; Parker Steele; Dr. Barbara Hold; and Dr. Jo Hendrix. After the initiation, a recep tion was given for the new members and their families. The new members are: Victoria Bartelson, Brenda Bowlin, Kimberly Byers, Regina Cantrell, Brett Cothen, Kristi Craven, Carolyn Edwards, Kar- issa Eilert, Jeff Finney, Michelle Fin ney, Lori Gambill, Gregory Greer, Elizabeth Griffin, Brian Hayes, Greg Huffman, Karen Lyon, Bruce Monks, Sheryl Monks, Lance Shumate, Sara Stone, April Thompson, Laura Wag oner, Thelma Walker, Summer Whi tley, and Sammi Wooten. The purpose of Phi Theta Kappa is to recognize and to encourage scholar ship, leadership, and service among two-year college students. In the pur suit of these ideals. Phi Theta Kappa becomes more than a club or a list. Its members enter into an intellectual and culteral fellowship that extends be yond the campus to regional and national regions. Through the achieve ment of these goals. Phi Theta Kap- pans continue to enrich their lives, their communities, and their society. SGA Election Results Elections for the Executive Council of the Student Government Associa tion were held on May 6 and 7. A run-off election was held on May 13 and 14 for the offices of president and vice-president. At press time, the re sults of the election were not availa ble. Running for the office of presi dent were Victoria Bartelson, Daniel Hutchens, Evan Karagias, Scarlett Overbay, and Troy Privette. The run off election was held between Daniel Hutchens and Evan Karagias. Eliza beth Griffin, Missy Jordan, and Ursula Mason were running for the office of vice-president and the run-off elec tion was held between Missy Jordan and Ursula Mason. The 1992-93 SGA secretary will be Marsha Scott and she ran unopposed. Shelia Burgess and Andrea Hollifield were competing for the treasurer position and Shelia Bur gess won the contest. Graduation As the trees begin to bud and the flowers begin to bloom, one doesn’t have to look far before he can see the spring is in the air. Spring is also the time for new beginnings of another sort, that is, the beginning of a new life for WCC graduates. The 1992 WCC Commencement Ceremony will be held Friday, May 22 at the John A. Walker Community Center. Two hundred and eighty-two degrees and diplomas will be awarded on this occasion. The program, which begins at 5:00 p.m., will open with a prelude from Mr. J. Jay Anderson. This will be fol lowed by the Processional "Trumpet Tune and Voluntory.” Mrs. Debo Lawrence Cornett will follow with the singing of the National Anthem. A Prayer of Invocation will be rendered by the Reverend Dr. Robert C. Evans III, who serves as a minister at the North Wilkesboro Presyterian Church. continued on page 2 May May Make Ye Merry The month of May is believed named for Maia, the Roman goddes of spring and growth. Many authorities, however, believe that May comes from the Latin word majores, which means older men. It was a sacred month to the eldsters. And the month sacred to young men or juniores followed, of course, with June. But no matter whether the month’s name uios derived from Maia or from majores. May is the time for green grass and blooming flowers. May poles and May baskets. It’s a good time!