Don’t Need No Book Learning "1 never cracked a book,” Moose used to boast, "but I’m sure gonna get a diploma.” After repeating several required courses, Moose actually graduated. "Now,” he promised himself, "I’ve gotta get serious and find me a real good job. Be what they call a success. Make at least $ 1,500, maybe $ 1,600 a month.” After several months of job hunting and appearing for job interviews. Moose finally landed a job, "a real good job,” with a starting salary of $455.37 a week. "But I made up my mind firm like,” he told the personnel director, "to make at least $1,500 or $1,600 a month.” The director, with a puzzled look, then said, "I believe that can be arranged.” "When do 1 start!” "Come prepared to learn our shop’s procedures on Monday.” Moose, ever eager, was on time and he tried his hardest to understand the various procedures. But reading direc tions flustered him and his jumbled notes confused him. He could not per form the simplest tasks. "Sorry to let you go after only four days on the job. Moose,” said the per sonnel director, "but every bit of your work had to be scrapped. If I were you, I'd consider additional training. Any how, here’s a check for your time with us.” The check, of course, amounted to much less than his monthly goal of $1,500 or $1,600. It did not even amount to a full week’s pay of $455.37. Did the Holidays Bring Joy or What? The holiday season is a festive time for most. It brings families together and vacation from work and school. The spirit of love and giving surround us. We hear the joyous laughter and see the bright eyes and smiling faces of the people as they enjoy the wondrous light shows displayed by many. But the holidays are not joyous for everyone. For many it brings emotional dis tress or even depression into their lives. Emotional distress could be characterized as a mile-long chain placed over the shoulder of a weary traveler with tons of scrap iron, old tires and garbage of all kinds attached to it. Each piece of junk symbolizes details of some type of humiliation: a failure, an embarrassment, a rejection from the past. You could free yourself from this heavy load if you would j ust turn the chain loose. Depression on the other hand, is an entirely different ordeal. The difference in emotional distress and depression is you cannot recover from depression without medical help. Emotional distress, as 1 said before, is something you can let go of. You have to work at it but if it doesn’t seem to fade with the holidays you could be suffering from depression and you need help. Clinical depres sion is a serious medical illness that strikes more than 12 million adults each year. It requires proper diagnosis and medical attention. If you or some one you know might suffer from this illness you are encouraged to seek help. If your feelings of despair, worthlessness, death, uncontrollable crying last for more than one month seek a physician trained to diagnosis depression. -Mindy Anderson In North Carolina, one is guilty of driving while impaired (DWI) if one’s alcohol concentration meets or exceeds .08, or if one is under the influence of or affected by alcohol or other drugs. TAB FOR FIRST-TIME DWI OFFENDER Fines $2,000 Average Yearly Insurance Increase $1,800 Attorney’s Fees $ 800 Jury Trial - Appeals $ 800 Court Costs District Court $ 60 Superior Court $ 90 Alternative Transportation $ 250 Substance Abuse Assessment/Treatment $ 200 Alcohol/Drug Education Traffic School $ 100 License Reinstatement Fees $ 100 Total Cost $6,200 Staff: Carol-Ann Tucker, Director Elizabeth Hollar-Behr, Associate Director Shirley A. Harrell, Secretary. 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