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FLU IN COX HALL.
"Got the 'flu,' did you say?"
"Yes, I'll call Dr. William 6 over
in just a little while to see you. I
think you have a pretty had case of
it, you seem to he so full of cold."
"Well, well, I thot and now for Cox.
Oh troubles will never cease —hut
my head, oh, it splits, my throat
burns, my back hurts, is there any
possibility of another thing hurting.
I know this bed is on fire. Oh, I'm
strangling to death. Somebody help!
What can be done Miss Knight, Miss
Dix. Miss Worth, oh, somebody help
me. Asperin—it doesn't ease me a
particle, yes another and another
and another, the night drop in and
my eyes won't shut. Oh my head is
blistering. I feel as if I'll choke to
death. Morning. Oh I'll feel better
I know I haven't got the flu. Did
you say Joe Taylor was down in his
flivver? Just come on up Joe and
take her down. Blankets, quilts,
pillows. Smother me and be done
with it. Is this Cox Hall, my bed!
Why it goes right down in the mid
dle. That's it'—oh, I'm—l'm I—oh
did I faint? I'm so sick —so sick —
arimatics capedine. Who's rubbing
me? Oh, yes, I fainted, I remember.
Meal time, yes, one half medicine
glass of milk. Don't you think you re
rather lavish, licked a postage
stamp for dessert, and with that
Miss Worth introduced Miss Daily.
Thump, thump that dumb tele
phone. Dr. Williams. Mustard plas
ter; Oh, what will come next. Burn
—whew! Joe Taylor bring me some
water quick. Leslie Barrett, the an
gel of mercy. Serve me a big dish
of something, fetch in the nourish
ment. Oh Leslie did you say you'd
bring me an extra biscuit? Miss
Worth said to serve me biscuit this
night, with the aid of Joe Taylor I
ate five. Gone to dinner did you say,
all of them? Now with Mutt Lovitt
for the third floor. Half way up
the steps. Oh 6o weak, I can't live
but I'll go on. I bet I can never
walk again without shaking in bed!
A glass of cold water by my side,
Miss Worth in the hall with the
thermometer. I grab the glass.
Reads thermometer "Had any wa
ter lately." "No, I'll declare I have
not had a drink today." Go back to
my room I can't stay here till then.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Fri
day, Saturday, Sunday. Oh, my, but
then these poor people over here
have such few bright spots in their
lives. I feel as if I ought to stay.
What a dose of dynamite. Oh yes,
that thunder and lightning stuff. I
know, whew! Now for a day—Dr.
Williams. "Really Miss your
temperature is down to 100 deg. I
feel as if I can send you back to
New Garden if you promise not to
eat over eight muffins at one meal.
Back! But the chief of police is on
the steps in a nurse's uniform and
says "you are to go to meals on
Tuesday. You'll kindly dress in the
morning for an early breakfast."
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ADDRESSES STUDENTS
(Continued from first page)
Biologists have shown that each
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