PAGE FOUR (Continued from P. 1, Col. 4) think of them. Be antagonistic; smoke where the signs say NO SMOKING * Bed-wet ting. Teli them you wet the bed when you're awny from home. If they don't de;cr you, prove it when you're in ducted. The only flaw in the above me thods is that most of them are em barrassing; after all, how do you go about telling your girl "Baby, I'm going to be a homosexual. I want you to teach me what to do." How does one buy a doctor? As for arriving drunk or high, Guilfoid jans just don't do such things; at least not in public anyhow. Now if you want to do something a little more drastic you can al ways burn your draft card, pre ferablv before a large audience with television coverage. After all, if you're going to go to jail, you might as well have some fun on the way. If you are sincerely against figh:- ing I suggesf you join the Peace Corps or Vista, or a similar or ganization. Or you can volunteer for service as a medic or some oilier noncombatant job. Now there are two remaining ways to beat the dralt. First, you can work hard and really appy yourself- and get the grades neces sary to stay in college. Then upon giaduation go back to school tor postgraduate work, or get mar lied and get a job that carries a draft defered status. The second al ternative I'm going to offer you is so drastic and far out that it pro bably hasn't occurred to very many members of the student body. To paraphrase Horace, "Enlist, young man. Enlist." It may seem square at first, but what's square about helping your country? People Pills and Population Control New York (NAPS) lf you've alive 30 \ears from now, you'll be able to say '"Of all the people who have been born since the year 1 A. D., about hall of them are aiive today!" Strange as this seems, the fact remains that by 1995, tlieie will be six billion people on eaitli if the present rate of population growth continues. This ' explosion" is of as much concern as the bomb and is one that is not peculiar to underde veloped countries alone. Here in the United Slates the birth rate is beginning to create an economic pinch: large families on relief call for an increasing share of public funds. Twice as many people are born as die each year, says Kenneth IJ. Keating former U. S. Senator and currently National Chairman of the Population Crisis Committee. And already, one half of the world's population sulfers from hunger or malnutrition. President Johnson referred to population problems in his State of the Union address and no less than 10 bills regarding birth con trol have been introduced in the 89th Congress a clear indication of the growing interest of govern ment. What are the consequences if nothing is done to change the trend? According to a report from the Population Reference Bureau, Inc., in 50 years, the population of the United States may reach 500 million increasing each JO years by the total number of peo ple in the country in 1900. Cities might be forced to cram millions into huge apartment blocks, liter ally reducing each individual to a mere number. And for the world, pessimists have said that it will be overrun by starving hordes, water will be priceless and wars will start over food for the masses a dismal forecast for the scientific society we know today. A Even if new methods of produc ing food and water supplies are found such as "farming" the iceans and desalting the sea the problem of housing and just plain jpen space exists. The sandlot ball game, the tromp through the woods and the backyaid flower gar den niav be unknown. Fortunately, science has another answer, a pieventive solution. Thu answer is in family planning ihrough modern techniques. To day, in many countries govern ment experts are already urging the use of birth control measures to prevent the potential population explosion. Contrary to popular opinion, it ■s not only at the large family vvith many children that the pro giam is aimed. Particularly in the U. S., moie women are marrying now at an early age, and more ot ihem are having several children, six million girls are now in tie uighly marriageable iB-to-2i age bracket, as compared with only 4-7 million live years ago, the Population Reference Bureau say*. And medical science has seen to n that most ot these children born loday live to be adults. To hail me population explosion, the tam iiy that pians 10 nave three uuiil ien need; to inxut tne number to two, etc. Birth control has been widely ac cepted in tins country tor some ume. It is clear however, that uie state of taixiil) planning ot birth control in the world is not effici ent enough. Even in the United States, tor example, women in low income urban areas say diat over half of their childreu were un planned and unwanted, a recent article in McCalL's states. What methods of birth control are used? today's women have a choice of more than 50 commercial products that are on the market, m addition to the rhythm method, presently the only means of family planning approved by the Roman Catholic Church. Unfortunately, a number of those methods are little better than nothing at all. And with the excep tion of oral contraceptives, all are less than completely leliable, For example, of the women using the rhythm method, 40 per cent will become pregnant in a year. And amonj/ those couples using me chanical means, such as diaphrams or condoms, 15 per cent of the wo men will conceive, the Planned Parenthood Association says. The only means of birth con trol that is virtually 100 per cent effective is the oral contra ceptive when taken as directed, of course. First introduced in the United States almost five years ago, and available only on physician preseripion, the pills are the an swer to many women's problems. Significant numbers of women, however, experienced sufficiently severe discomforts with the first oral contraceptives to prevent them from continuing vvith the pills and to discouiage other women from taking them. Producing what is commonly known as ' pseudo preg nancy," the first oral contracep tives often gave the side effects ot the real thing: nausea, weight gain, breast tenderness, etc. So medical scientists improved on these pills. The result is the sequential oral contraceptive. Mead Johnson Laboratories, Evansvilie Ind., introduced the first sequen tial oral contraceptive, called Ola con, in April, 1965 and at least one other has since become avail able. Oracon greatly reduces the in cidence of side effects that women experienced with earlier products. Both the earlier oral contracep tives and the sequential contracep- I lives prevent ovulation with syn THE GUILFORDIAN thetic hormones taken daily in tablet form. In the sequenti.il method however, the hormone con tent of the tablets and the days 0:1 which they are taken are designed to very closely simulate the body's natural process. It is believed to be for this reason that side effects are so much lower. Now that a means of birth con trol lias been developed that is not oidy virtually completely ef fective bui is more acceptable to women, it is becoming increasing ly easy to plan the size of a family according; to the desires of the parents. It is this way that the population explosion" can best be controlled, insuring a better economic, educational and social atmosphere for those children who are born and truly wanted. (Continued from P. 1, CoL 5) temperature (not over 100 degree). If you aie within the acceptable standards, you are now ready to move to the second stage where a registered nurse takes your blood pressure. At the thud stage, a trained nurse takes down your medical nistory and takes a sample ot youi ulood for a hemogoblin count. In case you re worried, there's a doc tor present at all times in case of any emergency. The foui tli stage is die recording Mage. Here all tlie information winch has been gathered about you is transiered onto a lorm which will go to the Piedmont Carolina ijiood Center at Charlotte along v.ith your pint of blood. This reg ional center collects blood lroiu iorty-Lour cities in piedmont North Carolina. Here the donor receives the piaslic bag into which his oiood will be drawn. The fifth stage is where the fun begins. You lie down on a padded taoie and your arm is cleaned and aie needle inserted. About five minutes latei the whole operation is over and you can get up. There's little discomlort and almost no pain. At the sixth stage the donor ar rives at the Canteen. Here he may help himself to free cokes, coffee, crackers, and so on. Also he can share his tale of fright with his tellow donors who have their own accounts to ie-iterate. Mrs. Pate gave me some statis tics about Guilford's donations over die past few years. Last year we gave 117 pints out of a possible yoo from the student body; about 15% donated blood. Our best year was in i960 when we gave 178 pints. According to Mrs. Pate this is a good percentage of donors. This year the bloodmobile hoped to get 125 pints from Guilford Col lege. This is only a 12% donation from the student body. I think we can do better than this. Davidson, foi the past two years, lias had donations from approxi mately 52% of the student body. For its efforts, Davidson has been warded a mahogany plaque which is given annually to the college with the best percentage of donois. I think that the plaque would look a lot nicer at Guilford College than at Davidson. It's too late to do anything about it this year but next year should be a different story. I think that one of the most significant things about the blood mobile is its necessity. Blood is one thing that money cannot buy; it must be given, and given will ingly. No one gives blood because he has too, but because he wants to. No one can visit the bloodmo bile, donate a pint of blood, and leave without feeling deeply satis fied. THE HORNETS NEST by Virgil V. Horney in Through the generosity of the editor of this paper, it has become possible lor me to write a column lor the Guilfordian. Some of you may wonder at the title I have chosen. In the Revolutionary War, the area around Charlotte was a hot-bed of activity by Amer ican loyalists the area became known as the hornet's nest be cause of the trouble it made for ihe British. Most ol the colonists wno participated m tne lignting were irom tne mountans or from the piedmont sections ot the state. Now I'm from the piedmont and I spend as much time in the mountains as my time and money permit. Thus, by reading the pre vious sentences, you've learned a bit about North Carolina history and the back-ground of this col umn. Before i settle down to writing my regular columns, there are a lew things I'd like to mention. First, many of my friends have frequently asked me when will the Guilfordian come out. All I can say about the first issue is that the first issue is always Hell to get out. We had delays in getting the copy to the printer and the printer took quite a bit more time than necessary to get the paper printed. Mechanical de lays, sudi as this, neither 1 nor the other staff members can control. Second, it has been brought to my attention diat some people do not read die Guilfordian. Surely diis isn't true. I just can't believe that anyone could come to Guil ford and not read the Guilford ian. That's just like saying "1 don't read Playboy." I know some body reads this magazine because the drugstore had sold all this months' copies before 1 got there. Third, the Guilfordian is held up by a lack of articles. I've got a YOU THINK YOU GOT TROUBLES lhe newspaper staff sometimes finds itself at a loss when it Hp proaches a journalistic problem that only an experienced journalist could handle. We are aware that the college is not capable of hand ling every type of course, for they must restrict themselves to a basic liberal arts program and the core curriculum. The merits of these programs have already been dis cussed by the paper. We feel, though, that a journalistic writ ing course should be offered on campus. Working on the paper should be a requirement of the course, for we feel that only ex perienced persons could handle the tasks assigned to them. The work involved in putting together a newspaper is very fatiguing both physically snd mentally when one is blessed with an efficient and COMMENT b " , I DECEMBER 9, 1965 couple of articles in this issue along with this column. I'm just as lazy as you are, and it should be clear to all that I'm not an other John Steinbeck, William Faulkner, or Hugh Hefner. I doubt if any of my readers are either. I'd like to be proved wrong. If anyone thinks he can prove me wrong, here's how to do it. Write an article on any perti nent subject involving Guilford College and bring it to the Guil fordian office in the Union Build ing. While you're there, fill out the application blank and join the staff. If you're good enough to write an article to submit, you're good enough to write an article to print. Remember, these articles aren't graded like the as signments you turn in to your English teacher. I'll even offer some ideas: Dottie Alley, why don't you give us an article on be ing one of Guilford's rare Fresh man Homecoming Queens; Joe Hooker, you could give our sports section a boast by telling, in your own words, what it's like to help train a mighty good football team; Dave Roberts, you could write us quite an article about your ex periences as a bag-piper. I know that there are other people on Campus with stories just as good. Write 'em out and bring 'em by. Fourth, I'm not omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, nor om nivorous. There's a lot that hap pens on Campus that 1 never hear about. I'm always open to sugges tions for a good column, so bring me any suggestions you may have. I'll try to use them. This conclude's The Hornet's Nest for this issue. Next time, I'll write about something a little more interesting. Look for me in the next thrill-packed issue of the Guilfordian. Remember, every oodv reads the Guilfordian. enthusiastic staff, but when only 4 lew take enough interest to join tiic staif the task is doubly hard. If a journalism course were es tablished on campus, this wouid jolve many cl the problems that i'ace the newspaper with each is sue. The persons in the class would be on the staff of the paper and could be assigned according to the leeds of the paper. Persons, there lore on the staff, would receive :redit for the work they do. As it stands now the staff which is composed of some eleven writ ers has only one English major. The persons on the staff put in various amounts of time, yet re ceive nothing for their lime except to see the finished product in print. If a journalism course in associa tion with the paper is never es tablished, I doubt the newspaper vill dissolve completely, but it will decline in quality and subsequent ly, status.