New Nurse! VOLUME LI Don't Flag It! Have you ever heard of the academic retention committee? Well, they have submitted this little jewel to the faculty of Guilford. It all adds up to the fact that if you take a course and make an "F" and then retake it for a higher grade, the "F" still counts. To the Faculty, Guilford College: The Academic Retention Committee has carefully reconsidered the recommendation returned to it by the Faculty on October 10. It has discussed at length the arguments for and against this proposal and all questions and objections raised by various faculty members. It has considered figures prepared by the Registrar's Office. It has in vestigated practices of comparable colleges. The conclusions of the Committee follow: In order to raise scholastic standards at Guilford College, in order to eliminate a policy that has largely become a device and an excuse to the student for exerting less than his best effort. THE ACADEMIC RETENTION COMMITTEE recommends that the FACULTY adopt the following proposals: 1. That a student's scholastic average (quality point ratio) be determined by dividing the number of quality points that he has earned by the number of semester hours that he has attempted, W's and WP's excluded. 2. That the change be made effective in September, 1967. 3. That a statement to this effect be included in the new college catalogue. 4. That students be informed immediately of this provision. The Committee respectfully calls the attention of the Faculty to the following statements which appeared in the instruction sheets handed to students in the September, 1966, registration session: "At least during the 1966-67 academic year, we will continue our practice of calculating quality point averages by using the better mark when a specific course is repeated. If a course is taken more than two times, all grades except one are used in the quality point average. All grades are shown on the student's permanent record, including those repeated with better marks. Homecoming Forsaken by JENNIFER SCHIER The slight drizzle was a forebod ing sign. I watched through the car window, hoping it wouldn't be raining in the Smokies, six hours away. A thee-car caravan com prised our group, which was on its way to the Great Smoky Moun tains National Park to participate in a protest hike. Outdoorsmen from North Carolina, Tennessee, and several other states were to gather on Sunday, October 23, to express their dismay over the pro posed road through the park. If the road is built, it will destroy acres of wilderness, forcing wild life far back on either side and providing for the mortorist onlv another view of forest. For the hiker it would mean that a precious week away from civilization might be abruptly ruined by the sudden appearance of a highway, or at least dampened by the decrease in wildlife to b? seen. So it was that several members of the Biophile Club set out on Saturday, forsak ing the Homecoming festivities for a concern of great importance to us. Shortly after dark, we pulled into our campsite in Smokemont, had a disorganized dinner, and joined the groups from UNC-G to sing around the fire. New Nurse! by LINDA STEDMAN Relief has been restored to the mangled football heroes, stopped up nostrils and hemoroid sufferers of Guilford College. Ailing students who were skeptical about entering the in firmary after a recent article en titled "No Nurse" was published in The Guilfordian, will be happy to know that salvation has come. The salvation I speak of is in the person of Mrs. Sue Summers, our attractive new nurse whose im posing figure has made a great revolutionary change. The rooms above Founders Hall which were once identified as the infirmarv have now been named the Student Health Center. A new set of rules have been (Continued on page 2, col. 1) The Qui I for (Sew Published by the Students of the South's Only Quaker College v faculty committees are seri ously considering a regulation which would stipulate that quality point averages are to be computed by dividing total hours attempted (hours of repeated courses included each time) into the total number of quality points earned. This may be the regulation after the 1966-67 academic year." Cases in which it seems that the operation of this new rule would result in injustice may be appealed to the Academic Retention Com mittee. The Dean of Students at present is authorized by the Col lege to permit a freshman to with draw from a course or courses without a penalty gradewise (grade—W), if in his opinion ex tenuating circumstances exist. It is expected that the improved system of counseling for fresh men will prevtnt many students from embarking on a course of study for which they are obviously not suited, and in which they might make failing grades. The Academic Retention Com mittee re-submits this proposal to the Faculty, believing (1) That it will encourage the student who "can" but "doesn't," to put forth his best effort and to pass a course the first time he undertakes it. (2) That it will permit the Col lege to drop the student who "can't" or "won't" at and earlier date, at least by the end of the sophomore year. Retaining the stu dent in college for a longer period of tima is an injustice to him. (3) That under the present practice a student's cumulative quality point average is not an accurate indication of his perform ance at Guilford College. Particu larly is it misleading or open to question if he transfers to another college or attempts to enter gradu ate school. (4) That the new practice will no longer permit a student who has repeated a number of courses to graduate with a higher quality point average than one who has steadily passed all courses, but onlv with a C. (5) That if we do not demand the best efforts of students ad mitted to Guilford College, we will undercut the efforts of the Admissions Committee. GREENSBORO, N. C., NOVEMBER 18, 1966 'lrma La Douce' by PHIL PALISOUL "This show is suitable for chil dren. ... or so says Earle Edger ton in the opening lines of "ixma La Douce, currently being fea tured at tlie Barn Dinner Tneater. Earle plays the bartender (Bob Le Hotu, the bartender) and carries the show through its ups and downs by keeping the audience posted on the inside facts of the play. His casual approach and explicit manner give meaning in comments such as: ". . . it is a story about life, death, crime, lust, passion, sex, and all the other things which make life interesting." Since it is a stoiy about life, there couldn't be a more exuber ant, vivacious person to play the part of die lead, Irma, than Lynn Martin. Lynn paces herself through scene after scene at a seemingly breakneck vigor of acting and sing ing. She's played tlie part before and with her raspy "Parisian" voice Irma's Paris is brought to life on the Greensboro stage. Love must come to everyone, it seems. It does to Irma, the irre pressible prostitute, in the form ol a "square law student played by Tel Bowlin. He creates the plot by doubling as her "rich" lover and "true" lover. As Irma puts it in the memorable phrase of her song: "I'll be faithful to only one . . . and you!" The plot thickens in Nestes's throat as finances and emotions get the best of his charade and drastic action seems the only an swer. The performance would not be possible without the expert accom paniment of Jimmy Leeds. His part in the play as the defense attorney is no match for his ability at the piano. He is scheduled for a performance in Carnegie Hall soon. Crime prevails in Irma's world, and so does graft. The master of graft is the police inspector, so aptly played by George Vaughn Lowther, who also plays the part of the warden at Devil's Island and is tlie stage manager for the show. Tony Calabrese has done an other marvelous job with this show in adapting it to the difficult set ting of the theater in the round. Joel Ulan, Ronald Rinaldi, Gavin de Rhys, Tony Jester, and Bill Tarman fill out the remainder of the cast and support the story with tidbits of humor about a Paris that "turns in its sleep." Vive, Irma La Douce! W I V jW 'fl ■•— E j& , v ——/ I r - +H: , *s > J Pr K . j* ■ \ - Co- Educational Recreation Wins Out Seminar Group Tours U. N. The students and faculty participating in the United Nations Seminar left Wednesday morning, November 8 lor New York. Their chartered bus left the Guilford campus at eleven o'clock, and was to arrive in New York at eleven that same night. Interested students at Guilford planned the Seminar, which was sponsored by the Political Science Department. During the week preceding the trip, the participating students attended lectures which briefed them on the coming tour. The schedule for the three full days in New York was set up to give the students plenty of time for shopping and sight-seeing, as well as for their main objective, touring the U.N. Headquarters. Thursday, November 10 was to be filled with briefings at the U.N. on the United Nations Development Program and the Economic Com mission for Africa and the Far East. After more meetings in the after noon, the students were free until that night, when they were to attend a Broadway play or concert. The schedule for the next clay consisted of meetings with several members from missions in Ethiopia, USSR, South Africa and the U.S.A. That night the Guilfordians were to have tickets for a Friday night television show. Saturday, November 12 was more or less a free day, on which the students had a chance for their shopping and sight-seeing. Possible destinations were Radio City, Greenwich Village, Chinatown, Museum of Natural History, Art Museums, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building, and the New York night spots. Tlie Guilfo.d students returned to the campus on Sunday, November 13. Students and faculty attending the Seminar were the following: Babs Arey, Jane Benbow, Floyd Booth, Susan Booth, Robert Brown, Charlotte Burbank, Rich Coleman, Allen Courtney, Gary Dawson Phil Dixon, Claudia Downing, Jim Gill, Jack Green, Linda Griffin. Polly Hagerman, Betty Jo i .arciin, Donna Hartigan, Diane Heffner, Bob Hollister, Cliff Holtzclaw, Beverly Johnson, Dan Jones, |ean Kieffner, Dave Long, James Lowe, Zack Lowe, Rich McKelvie, Gigi McMillan, Carol Macon. Paul Morse, Pain Moser, Barbara Norton, Sue Norwood, Keith Parks, Ray Perry, Cindy Sax, Wesley Sexton, Claude Shotts, Surindar Suri, Doug Taylor, Pat Thorburn, Jim Artie Washburn, Bob Wilson. Where the Boys Are If anyone was looking for wh re the boys are were on Nov. 10, last Thursday night, from 7:00 to 8:30, 1 certainly discovered where not to look. The place, which was avoided by all except six boys, was the gymnasium. Last Thursday night, the WAA, with the help of [ohn Lamb tli, sponsored a Co- Rec Volleyball night. Co-Rec, 1 might add, means that both girls and bot/s participate. However, those that took the time to come had a very active (hour and a half?) time. The six tains, one boy and five girls, plaved a round robin tournament and first, second and third place teams were chosen. The teams were awarded milkshakes, 15-cent cones and 10- cent cones for placing. After the official tournament, quite a few people remainded, forming new teams and challenging others. All in all, despite the lack of boys, the evening was very success ful. From the looks on their faves, The Answers to Jim Little's Crossword Puzzle See page 2 by CHERYL SPRINKLE ATTENTION YE OF THE WRITERS SPIRIT! The Literary Society needs poems, short stories, fables, and any ether literary forms for the up-coming issue of Guilford College's literary magazine. The PIPER! We need ycur work! Please contribute! Place copies of your work in the Literary So ciety box, near the receptionist's desk, in the new administration building. Or give them to Mar garet Wilson, Ken Kelleher. or Mr. James Gutsell. Bede Walker, Gail Richards, Mary Loveland, Gae Freitag, Abby Moore, and Bill Partin thought that their effort was worth at least a milkshake. The prizes were award ed by Patti Thomas, the WAA's Volleyball chairman. Many thanks !o all who did participate. NUMBER 8