PAGE 8
Nulcraker
at NCSA
The North Carolina School
of the Arts Ballet will present
their fifth annual
performance of The
Nutcracker Ballet in
Reynolds Auditorium on
December II and 12 at 8:00
p.m. The music by
Tschaikovshy will be
performed by the
Winston-Salem Symphony,
with John luele, conductor.
The Nutcracker, based on a
story by Felix Hoffman, was
choreographed by Robert
Lindgren and Sonja Tyven.
Special choreography is by
Duncan Noble. The familiar
story concerns a little girl's
dreams about being escorted
to the Kingdom of Sweets by
her soldier shaped nutcracker
who has come to life. Simple
in story but difficult in
execution, the ballet has
become as much a part of
Christmas as Santa Claus.
Tickets are available for
the Friday and Saturday
evening performances at the
Winston-Salem Symphony
office, 610 Coliseum Drive or
by mail.
Winter
Institute
The Intercollegiate Studies
Institute will present its 1970
Winter Instituee on December
28-30 at Swarthmore College.
The program based on
"Tradition and Liberty: Their
Relationship in a Free
Society" will combine
lectures, seminars, and panel
discussions, examining the
subject from political,
liistorical, economic and
philosophical perspectives.
The Institute will provide an
opportunity for qualified
undergraduates, graduate
students and faculty members
to study with some of the
most eminent teachers and
scholars in the country,
including Thomas Molnar, M.
Stanton Evans, Ernest Van
Den Haag and Sylvester
Petro.
Any students interested in
attending the Institute should
contact Dean Burris for
further information.
R ADIO SCHEDULE— —|
______ 4 6 6-8 8-1Q 10-l^
Mon. * r nh CL R Magical Mystery Tour :
S " Helen David Don Storm
Tue, | Howard j™, Lny ""■** A|a „
11/ J C D U CL R MM T
 Bob Helen David - Don
Thurs. Howard George Danny UHDOr
i Bob f, * !
g Helen David Don
Sat. J Howard David K. UHDOC
 (4-7) (7-10) R Alan
This schedule is subject to continuous revision as new announcers join
the station. MOR-Middle of the Road CLClassical R-Rock
4 Flowers' at Barn
by Douglas Scot I
"Send Me No Flowers"
now at the Barn Dinner
Theatre is a sick play, one
might say if in a punishing
mood. Rather than say that
let us say that iit is a play
about a hypochondriac who
gets it into his head that he is
going to die. What ensues is a
quite entertaining play,
marred only by the simplicity
of plot.
George Kimball (Herbert
Jarvis) over hears Dr.
Morrissey (Bruce Borin)
talking on the phone about a
patient with a bad heart.
Being a hypochondriac, he of
course thinks it's him. His
faithful next door neighbor
Arnold Mash (Geralk Finley)
stays smashed for the entire
time when he hears the news.
Kimball's wife Judy (Suan
Fisher) must be provided for
after he's gone, George
decides, what better to do
than to marry her off to the
house guest, old boy friend
and 27'/i% off the top Texas
1500 American servicemen are believed to
be held prisoner by North Vietnam.
Several of these men and their families are
from the Triad area.
Tha one possibility of getting them released
seems to be through public pressure.
You can help by writing a few lines to the
North Vietnamese leaders. Compose your own,
or use one of the samples below.
Mail it before December 15 to:
WRITE HANOI
c/o Central YMCA
1015 West Market Street
Greensboro, N. C. 27401
Your letter will be delivered to the North
Vietnamese delegation in Paris during Christmas
week.
THE GUILFORDIAN
noxious oilman Bert Power
(Todd Ortone).
Barn regulars will recognize
most of the last production,
HAPPENSTANCE, in SEND
ME NO FLOWERS, in
particular Todd Ortone and
Bruce Borin. Todd Ortone is
again playing the "country
boy" and Bruce Borin the
smart aleck, each less broadly
and more effectively. Borin's
laugh is at times worth the
admission, being a cross
between LBJ and Satan
(there is a difference, isn't
there?).
To sum it up, the show's
not the best in the world but
the cast handles what little
they have well. And it's
sometimes fun to be able to
guess correctly the plot
before it gets there.
Combine the show with
the usual excellence of the
buffet (Seafood Newberg,
Roast beef au Jus) and youll
find a bargain evening. But
where to go after the
theatre?
PTaMciny Wil/i ( S/e^ea
by Gloria Bunk
Dear Gloria,
I was just flabbergasted
when I read the last issue of
the GUILFORDIAN! Your
cartoonist has created an
atmosphere of fear and
distrust on this campus. The
deans are scared to stand still
in public for any length of
time for fear of being
spotted. How can he do such
a thing?
Mobberly-west
Dear New Mobe,
Gloria spoke to the
cartoonist and he said he was
sorry for the situation but
that he felt that it was serious
enough to be commented on
because he had heard rumors
that some of the dogs on
campus are Narc dogs, and
that there may be a security
leak to one of the Deans
soon.
Dear Gloria,
Please pass along this
mole-hill to student
legislature. I'm sure they can
make a mountain out of it in
no time at all. JCG
P.S. It isn't really
DIALOGUEWITH GOD
by The God Squad
Bullmoose Snot is staring
at a newspaper in front of
him. Headlined on the
newspaper is More Bombing
in North Viet Nam. Slowly he
sits down. Then he crys out:
Hey, God. I'm back again.
You there?
Of course, I'm here. So
what else is new?
Nothin's new, God. Why
look at this newspaper...
1 don't have to. 1 saw the
news happening.
Then you know. More
bombings and killings and the
crime rate went up this
month. People just hate each
other. Racism! Violence!
Why can't people be at peace
with one another? I wish I
knew a way out of this mess.
Snot, you do know the
way. You just haven't
stopped to think about it in a
long time. You're great at
evading the thought by
dressing it up in long, empty
words.
Now, God, I haven't been
hyperpolysyllabic in a long
Oh yeah? Are you
trying to tell me that
hypepolysyllabic isn't a long
empty word for using long,
empty words?
Not really, God. 1 was
evading your answer. You
know, the one you said I
knew. How do I get out of
this mess?
First, how do you expect
to get out of a mess when
you are one? You got to get
at peace with yourself before
you can do anything about
anyone else.
0.K., God. How do I get at
peace with myself?
First off, you could ask
me. Like I've said it before,
but maybe this time you're
listening, so I'll try again.
Peace I leave with you; my
own peace I give you. I do
necessary to abbreviate
Beautiful Speaker.
Dear JC,
Concerning your P.S.--no
one ever has!
Dear Gloria,
I had a large quantity of
dope in my roon that I was
going to use over
Thanksgiving vacation. When
1 came back from dinner on
Friday (the 20th) it was gone.
Do you know what might
have happened to it? I'm
relunctant to make any
official complaints.
High on the list
Dear High,
As for you letter, the FBI
is analyzing your paper and
ink. You may expect a visit
within the next few days. As
for your drugs, student
personnel has properly
disposed of them and now
they truly do understand
your pleasures, er, problems.
Confidential to J.R. Boyd:
The song Grim was singing
was "Oh where, oh where has
our new conference gone?"
not give it to you as the
world does.
How can I receive peace
again? I'm not too sure I
understand that answer.
Simple! By faith in Me.
That seems too easy.
Try it, if it's so easy.
Through faith you can get
right with Me, and you will
have peace with me through
the Lord Jesus Christ.
Through His person, I died
for you and rose again to
bring the fruits of the Spirit.
The fruit of the Spirit is love,
joy, peace, patience,
kindness, goodness,
faithfulness, humility,
self-control. There is no law
against these things. And you
are' put together by them too.
With your life straightened
out this way, you can have
peace with Me and yourself.
But God, how can I be
sure?
1 have told you this so you
will have peace through your
union with me. Oh the world
will make you suffer. But
chin up! I have defeated the
world.
All right, all right-but I
still want to try this
alone-after all, yor lid me a
free will.
O.K. You've evaded me
again. But can you really be
happy without me?
(Verses used this week are
John 14:27, Romans 5:1,
Galatians 5:22, and John
16:33.)
The several reactions which
the God Squad has picked up
in the past few weeks add up
to "How do we presume to
speak for God?" Actually
everything contained in this
column is based on the
Bible-we do not presume to
speak for God, but we let
God speak for himself. We
hope that you will allow God
to speak to you.