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defensive down linemen as well
as some linebackers. Our run
ning back situation must be set
next year."
Forbes also appreciates the
support of the students this year.
"I would like to express my
Seel column
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watched in horror as its tail broke
off and the corpus flew across
the room and hit the wall with a
loud smack.
My mother stipulated that Seel
hamsters must live in the garage.
This was fine until the weather
grew cold, and the hamsters went
into suspended states of anima
tion. One chilly morning my
mother came out, saw the fur
balls lying on their backs with
paws in the air, determined that
they had frozen to death, and
buried them alive.
On the opposite end of the
How many different ways can you enjoy a study break?
A. Alone
B. With your P.C.
C. With your friends at the Holiday Festival of Lights
Don't be a scrooge. Come join us at the first annual
"hbliday Festival of Lights!" Group singing. Special
readings and reflections on the holidays. Refreshments.
Fun!
Featured guests include: Deborah Roose, Jim Keith,
Nancy Cable-Wells, Joe Studivant, Mel and Beth Keiser,
Binford Hall, Katherine Sehnorrenberg, Eric Badertscher,
S.R.C, Stuart Vaughn, Megan Keiser, 1.R.C., Senate,
Milner R.A.s and moref See you there!
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THE GUILFORDIAN December 11, 1989
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appreciation to the students that
supported us," said Forbes. "The
team and the coaches really
appreciated that."
The football team did improve
over the course of the year, said
Forbes. "I'm hoping this was a
"stepping-stone" season for
them," said Forbes. "I saw im
provement over the course of this
year and if we work as hard,
we'll be a better team next year."
thermostat, another well-mean
ing mother put her daughter's
hamsters outside on a sunny af
ternoon, not realizing that plastic
cages are like magnifying glasses
in the sun. An hour later the
hamsters were dead, fried in
midstride, monuments to ne
glected pets everywhere.
The same girl who lost her
hamster in the plane incident
squished its replacement. Al
ways check the sofa cushions
before you sit down. This same
girl squished her parakeet Sun
shine by slamming the door on
him to prevent his escape into the
rest of the house. Some people,
Iguess.justdon'tknowtheproper
way to control their pets.
MOOCHER! WHAT'S THIS
IN THE BATHTUB???
Stress caused by study blues
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unlovely sight. However, exams
and papers must look good.
Needing to present knowledge
aesthetically adds to the feeling
called stress. But how do I know
that this phenomenon infests me?
If I may pull you for a moment
into the depths of the schizo
phrenic philosophical debate
which I use to handle the aca
demic stress stuff, i.e. "how do I
know that I know anything?" I
go through this testing bit, rely
ing solely on that communica
tion thing. I really don't know
anything about communication,
language, or numbers, though. I
just know how to make the right
sounds at the right time, without
even knowing why. If I think too
much about communication, I
Don't worry about those exam blues,
you'll be home free soon.
The Guilfordian wishes you a safe
and happy holiday.
See you in 1990!
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reach the point where I can't
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The beauty of my dumbness is
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But fear not, this too shall pass.
Weakened from the sickness
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"LAURI, 4 years prostrate to the
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I am so proud of you. May all
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always, Paula.