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WEEK
COF
HANCE
Nov. 5-11
Monday, April 4
7:30 p.m. Boring lounge-
Ralph Macchio conducts a
movement workshop for the
ater studies.
Tuesday, April 5
8 p.m. Mashin Pit-Curt
Cobain of Nirvana giving a
lecture on life after death/
twinkies after drugs.
Wednesday, April 6
8:00, Dana Lunge-Snoop
Doggie Dog holds a tea and
talk: "Relationships: You and
Your Bitch."
Thursday, April 7
7:30 p.m. Strernberger
"Realism Acting"...a speech
by William Shatner
Friday, April 8
8:00 p.m. A protest against
the lack ol housing lor squir
rels and other Guilford com
munity members will be held
in front of Res. Life. Co
sponsored by Humanity for
Animals and Homelessness
Awareness
9:30 p.m. Dana Audito
rium, Whitney Houston sings
songs that she wrote all by
herself. Will be over before
10 p.m.
Saturday, April 9
8 p.m. Live at the Cafe-
Bacteria...The hip new band
that all the kids are boppin'
t0..." Yellow Funk on the Let
tuce"
Sunday, April 10
Intense therapy will be
provided by Earnest Mcloy
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Senate campaigner Waddle
Toddlesome shows distress at
the results of the Senate
elections. Said Toddlesome,
" Why can't I just be back in
Texas?" Then...
WEEK
A RUT
Monday
Forget about the friends I don't
have. Drink some instant water.
Pink Floyd does ItBBQ style-Pigs on
Twisted Offer
BBQ Pig
Keep an eye open for "Pigs on
the Wing," because Pink Floyd is
coming to Guilford College.
Pink Floyd is generally regarded
as one of the world's most success
ful recording units. Among their
most loved, best selling albums
are: The Dark Side of The Moon,
(1973) Wish You Were Here,
(1975) The Wall, (1979) and A
Momentary Lapse of Reason
(1987.)
The seminal British concept
rock band will bring its "Division
Bell" tour, which opens March 30
at Joe Robbie Stadium in Miami,
to Armfield Athletic Center on Fri
day, April 10, as the headlining
band of the school's annual rites
of spring, Tom Foolery (formerly
Serendipity.)
The show is slated to begin just
after sunset and should last well
into the evening.
Pink Floyd is known for opulent
stage productions and the band
promises that this performance
will be no exception. Expect state
of-the-art quadrophonic sound,
giant, inflatable props including
the group's infamous flying pig
and more lasers than the Starship
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Toddlesome finds consolation with his female companions.
"I just love the benefits of losing an election. Texas may
have a lot to offer, but it can't compare to these little ladies
here." Toddlesome plans to run again next year; he can't
wait until the results come in.
Tuesday
Keep looking for things to keep
my mind off not having anything
to do
Wednesday
Play some Chess against myself.
Keep letting me win.
Thursday
Watch C-Span.
Enterprise.
The show will include perfor
mances of The Dark Side of the
Moon and The Wall in their en
tirety, a selection of highlights
from other albums, and songs from
the group's new LP, The Division
Bell, slated for release April 5.
"We're really going to try to pull
out all of the stops for this one. It's
not every day you get a gig like
this. In the 25 plus years I've been
in the band we've never played a
show like this. It should really be
quite magical. Having Roger back
for this one should be a big boost
as well." said band member David
Gilmour.
Pink Floyd usually consists of
Gilmour, (guitar and vocals,) Ri
chard Wright, (keyboards and vo
cals) and Nick Mason (drums.)
However, in a surprise move, es
tranged bassist and songwriter,
Roger Waters has agreed to rejoin
the band for this show only.
Waters said,"l still despise
David, but when I heard they were
playing at Guilford I decided to let
bygones be bygones for one
night."
Student reaction to announce
ment of the craning show was ec
static. Residents of Binford Hall
have organized to paint the build-
Friday
Play Chess against myself
some more. I lost
Saturday
Burn a few more Guilfordians
in the fireplace. Eat Beans. i
Sunday
Watch C-Span, hope for au
dible flatulence.
ing bright pink in honor of the per
formance.
A giant pyramid bearing the
band logo will be built in the
grassy area between Milner and
Bryan, although controversy has
enipted over the exact design of
the pyramid because of its reli
gious connotations.
One student expressed his and
everyone else's sentiments per
fectly by saying, "Dude!!! It's
Floyd!!!!!"
Also slated to appear at Tom
Foolery are R.E.M.(touring for the
first time since their 1988 "Green"
tour), the reformed Led Zeppelin,
(with Jason Bonham on drums) U2
(in an intimate acoustic perfor
mance minus their Zoo TV trap
pings), and the ghost of Jimi
Hendrix.
Tom Foolery committee mem
ber, Mutt Rudinaka, who deserves
much of the credit for bringing
these bands to Guilford said,
"Overall, I'm pretty happy. We've
got a really tight budget this year,
so I couldn't really bring the bands
here that I wanted. When Dillon
Fence and the Sex Police priced
themselves out of our range I was
kind of worried. Fortunately, I was
able to find some pretty decent
quality second-stringers."
gprit 1,1994
SEENIT
NONESSENTIALS
CoMI'II I I) BY MAS( () I
noi'i I i'i Yo Mama
After much controversy over
whether the Guilford Fighting
Quaker is appropriate for the
school, the decision has been
made in Seenit to change the
mascot.
Although no concrete deci
sions have been made, there
have been many suggestions as
to possible new mascots.
One idea, proposed by Becky
Givesome(trees a chance), was
to immortalize the trees that are
to be sacrificed for the
Sequensential Garden, and
have the new mascot be the
"Guilford Trees that We Just
Won't Let Die."
I'll Jump Through Hoopes(to
get people to work) thought that
it should just be the Guilford
Non-Denominationalists, say
ing "it's not a yin-yang, it is a
meandering walkway!"
Some students struggled
with the idea of being the
"Fighting Quakers" because
they believed it to be an oxy
moron. To correct the dilemma,
two possibilities have been
considered: becoming the
"Lovable Bunny Rabbits" or to
loose the Quaker traditions and
become the "Mean and Nasty
Fighting T-Rexes With Blood
Dripping From Our Teeth."
Some students said that to find
the moron, you should just go
to see their advisor.
There have been two self
nominations in the competition
by Brian Burden and Scott
Spagnola. Burden exclaimed to
Senate that he wanted to be the
new mascot, saying "use me,
use me, use me" and he would
be "Anti-Apathetic Guilford
Student." Spagnola suggested
that the mascot be "PC-Man",
then promptly volunteered for
the job.
Other suggestions include
becoming the "Ever Changing
Administrators," or, to reflect
our high turn over rate in Sen
ate members, new students and
officials, we could just have a
new mascot every week.
The suggestion has also been
made that if Guilford really
wants to intimidate our rivals,
we can just show them the caf
food and how it is prepared.
Suggestions are welcome,
and can be addressed to Dan
Potweet at a Forum (date to be
rescheduled due to poor atten
dance).