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September 23,1994 AGONIES AMD 'UPBT IBS MW 1 lil/liill September 23,1994 Andy Hipp is recovering this week from the nasty blow he re ceived in an overly damaging Game earlier this month. "Yeah, I broke my jaw in two places," Andy said through wired teeth. "My teeth will be wired shut for six weeks." That six weeks is now about three and a half but the dam age to the Rugby team will evi dently be more lasting. Both se- 5 MINUTE INTERVIEW dent is JFK airport named for? | Mike: uhhhhh, Nixon # I Guilfordian: If you could be any college football coach in his i tory which would you like to be? L Mike: Knute Rockne 20 i * •* Guilfordian: Do you feel the television program Coach is an accurate depiction of a college football coach's life? * Mike: I think its exactly right Guilfordian: We've been told here at the Guilfordian by some of your players that you also do some work in what is known as I rl WOrid Wrestling Federation calling yourself the Ultimate ■L Mike: Laughs I try and keep that secret. ML IGuilfordian: Coach Ketchum, how many roads would you say must a man travel down before he can call himself a man? Mike: Mike Ketchum Mike: Oh, about a hundred. Guilfordian: Coach Ketchum, this is Rudolf Nuryev with the Guilfordian: If the oppurtunity should present itself, do you Guilfordian and I was wondering if we might have a moment of feel that you could lead the Dallas Cowboys to a third world VT T1 4-V| your time for this week's five minute interview. championship? VV JLLJLI Mike: Shoot. Mike: I think it would be very easy. Guilfordian: Last week the Guilford Football team made its Guilfordian: If you and the Guilford College football team lUp second appearance in the Guilfordian's writer's poll, moving up could invade any place on earth would you invade A. Haiti B. two places from #l7 the week before to finish at #ls. What's Congress C. Golden Corrall or D. Norway ± your favorite number? Mike: We're gonna take Congress. IdlUlll Mike: Five Guilfdian: How do you feel about making the Football team "Fnothilll HpaH Guilfordian: How much ya bench? locker room coed, thereby allowing the Men's soccer team to UUlUdl GdU Mike: Mmmm about three hundred, I guess. shower with your players? Coach Guilfordian: A train leaves Chicago traveling at eighty-miles Mike: Laughs hysterically I can't stop that one. an hour. A taxi leaves JFK airport in New York at eight in the Guilfordian: Thank-you, Coach Ketchum. morning traveling at 35 kilometers an hour. What famous presi- Mike: Allright, bye. J : #L Andy Hipp: Wired Jfeaturts nior Brian Lane and fellow Rugby veteran senior Mark Landy have expressed reluctance to continue their careers as Scrummers, not to mention the obvious departure of team captain Andrew Hipp. "Have you seen Andy?" Brian Lane said earlier this week about his decision to leave the team. "The guy's eat ing through a rubber tube. Forget that." Literary Magazine Tycoon and soon-to-be campus legend, Kit Huggins unveiled the much antici pated reformed title for the former Piper this week. "We're calling it The Greenleaf Review." Kit said Wednesday. "It is a whole new magazine. There was no real punch in calling it The New Piper.' So we came up with some thing new." The name comes from late, great Quaker John Greenleaf Whittier, a prominent poet of the mid nineteenth century. The first issue is tenatively scheduled to ar rive just before Christmas. The legend of the mysterious Chickenman is begining to take a phenomenon-sized hold on Guilford's collective conscious ness. After begining modestly just a few weeks ago, the enigmatic and unnamed Guilford student donning a rubber chicken mask and sprinting through residence halls now seems to be teetering on the cusp of genuine celebrityhood. Daphne Lewis Reports of the Chickenman's ap pearances are cropping up evrywbere although only two of his excursions are thusfar con firmed; one in English Hall earlier this month and one in Dana Audi torium last week.. A song has been written by Jeff Johnson and Drew Hammond entitled "The Chicken man Cometh." Amid all the fuss, Tom Dawson, Chickenman col league and official representative X I W \j J ( Huggins Literary Tycoon has hinted to The Guilfordian that plans are in the works for a Main Event interview featuring the Chickenman and Guilfordian Per spectives Editor Hardy Wallace, otherwise known and seen as The Bee. No date has yet been set. "The Chickenman represents the Avian in all of us." Said Mr. Dawson. "He's touched me. He'll touch you." Zije &utlforfcan 7 Chickenman Campus Enigma And finally, in a vague but pointed note to Campus security, an unamed resident of English Hall shattered the window on his hall's locked north entrance Tues day evening attempting to enter his home. The door, always locked at nightfall, has foiled many of English's residents from going to bed on numerous nights despite the attempted use of their invaluable security-distributed keys. "I've had my bouts with that door," said one resident "It was only a mat ter of time before it got was com ing to iL" There is no word as of yet as to whether or not Campus Security will also be getting what is coming to them. The door, meanwhile, remains boarded and blocked; now neither locked nor unlocked but still unuseable. Daphne Lewis 11
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