April 20;.2001 ,•
lobby eavesdropper
cesspool • I do have 109 cred
its, that's a lot of credits • She
wouldn't give you change? • I
spurn housing • If you're not
down for world peace, we're
gonna kill you • Dude, I could
sit here all Peking day • Shut
up! • And you said f*ck it get it
over with • Oh my God, that
was when I threw you down a
hill • Friday, Saturday, or
Thursday • Have you seen the
play yet? • That's an evil laugh
* Nice pants • I didn't put much
time into this at all • I have to
talk to you about this summer
real quick • You know how bad
they have to be losing by? • I
think it's due on our exam, that
Sunday • We work together in
the admissions office • We
should schedule a time to
schedule the meeting • You
limpin' • I hate these stupid
shirts • Now what were you say
ing about your door? • That why
I feel bad about eating outside
sometimes when there's a whole
lot of people out there • My job
isn't very taxing • Yes, when
senate was a happy place, which
it'll never be again • That's
f*cked up • I'm a little worried
about my sexual frustration • Is
that what pending means? • You
don't want none • Congratula
tions • I go to work filthy all the
time • 'Cause I was thinkin', you
know, those don't look like
they're made of metal • I mean,
I write for my section all the
time • Dude, what's the point of
drinkin' that sh*t if it's not ve
gan? • It's going to lay a special
kind of egg • That's really an
noying • He tries to sell it to
homeless people • All right, I
was told wrong • Well I'm sick
now, but before that I went to
Houston • Coach can be kinda
pissed because he says you're
not supposed to take labs over
lacrosse season • And they
have sex • Stroke it! Love the
monkey! • I'm a revolutionary?
• Can I let you in on a little
secret? • Well, I guess you're
a happier camper this week,
aren't you? • What is this? •
But thanks for your help, I re
ally appreciate it • There is! I
saw it on Jeopardy! • I know,
and that's how we're trying to
do it now • This is not a done
deal, it's just a way of, you
know, finding something that
works for everybody, or most
people • For his 21st birthday
he's supposed to go out and
have fun • Well that's good •
Are you going to the FedEx
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thing tonight? • Greensboro
sucks, they might as well put
it here than somewhere else •
You don't happen to have ping
pong paddles, do you? • If he
doesn't show up in the next 25
to 30 minutes, just give me a
call • We'll see you in the
morning • Do you like to camp
at all? • Who y'all playin' to
night? • Lookit Mike
Dunleavy, lookit that, that's
clutch performance right there
• There's so much financial
aid around here, you just have
to pull it in • My test was at
2:10 • I want to give her a kiss
• Hey, are you going to the
midweek meeting for worship?
• I still have your shirt • So
what are you doing tonight? •
It's an 'Bos German comedy •
So what's yer major? • That's
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some •
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just
show up
at some
point in
time? •
You left,
and
then we
didn't
get a
budget
for you
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r/70 master-slueth at work.
you see
the look on her face? • Every
one says that • I know, God,
don't do that • You were lay
ing in the leaves for a good 15
minutes • I could take both
y'all • It's all instrumental •
I'm never working weekends
again! • Oh, Milner still
doesn't have hot water • Sh*t,
I just gave that kid the
wrong...f*ck • You look like
someone just beat the sh*t
outta you • I can't stand her, I
see her everywhere • What
happened to Will Link? • Let's
just pick somewhere cheap •
Oh Jesus Christ • I'll talk to
you later • I fell off your bike,
and you're liable • I checked
out like 20 books from the li
brary • Whatever • I've only
been here for about 15 minutes
• This is far from over! • The
crack den is right across the
hall • I'm gonna go out to din
ner now, I'm so happy • You
look tired • I'm very tired •
The night before last, I only
got two hours of sleep • That's
really f*ckin' funny • You
didn't f*cking tell her • Tell
me about your life • Pralines
and dick, that's funny • Know
who I am mothaf*cka? • Keep
the faith, brother • Hey, it's all
good • That would be so per
fect • I'm going again on Sat
urday night as well • I don't
think that machine takes
dimes • Aw f*ck, did I f*ck up?
I f*cked up • It's for research
methods • Just because I
know how to ride doesn't mean
a horse won't kick me • I hope
this doesn't look too exhibi
tionist • This is not right •
Wait, you graduated, didn't
you? • Otherwise, I'd be like,
miserable, and I don't wanna
be miserable • I've seen more
guys walking by than girls •
Answer my question, dammit!
• I would love some • I got a
glimpse of you a few days ago,
but that was the extent of it •
It's kind of complex • Well I go
to school here, my friend •
Yeah, the Angels in America
thing • Don't hate me, hate my
friend • And she was like, that
is so gross! • That's the good
thing about my Subaru • Uh,
it started at eight • I forgot
how light she is • I warned you
to get out of my bed! • I wanna
play with it! • Is she staying
with him? • Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, it's really refreshing •
Did you get dirty? I got dirty
last night, too • If you can't, I
understand • That's why I'm
trying to find her • Good luck
• Would you sleep with me to
morrow night? • When you
have regular recyclables,
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sometimes they don't get re
cycled • Yeah, it's got like, a
coffee spill and crumbs on it •
So then he asked me for my
phone number • Hopefully, it
won't come to that • Is one of
the managers around that
could get me into Boren
closet? • That's because you're
a crack-head • You don't have
a charge kinda thing back
there, do you? • That sucked
• She just totally up and left
me! • There's something f*cked
up, and they need a cable • I
wanna go in the caf and get
some food • We needed to get
into the closet to get the key
to get into the closet • I'm
never in there so it doesn't re
ally matter • Come visit me at
work if you get really bored
and you wanna die • I'm gonna
wash my hands
and face, do you
wanna help me? •
It's 1:28! Let us in!
• 1:30 on Satur
days! 1:30! 1:30 on
Saturdays! • How
does their clock
say 1:40 when the
clock in my car
only says 1:23?
Bullsh*t! • How
do you say happy
birthday in
French? Oh sh*t, I
hope I don't spell
this wrong • Can
you dial off cam
pus with this
phone? • No, I
mean Lake
LEAH KEFALOS
Brandt, like, Lake
Brandt, like, the lake • It was
a new experience, something
I've never done before • It's
not like, broken or anything •
I lived much closer to that air
port than this one, never
heard a thing • I'm gonna
check my E-mail • I'm still try
ing to find someone who wants
to go from 7:30 to 7:45 • How
many hours a month do you
usually work? • Wow, inter
mission, good timing • I need
to buy a copy of it • What's that
smell? • Are you stalking me
or something? • I'm parked
over here • I knew it, aha
haha-haha! • That's the vagina
girl • Bye, have fun • That's
really considerate of you • We
got the shaft • See, this is what
I hate • Sometimes I'm good at
it, sometimes not, it all de
pends • Where's the bath
room?