November 2, 2001
Aquarius—lfthe world seems strangely scary this week, and it's not just because of Halloween, you
> y~ might want to check on those headache pills you/ve been popping. Are you sure it's really Advil in that
unlabeled bottle?
H Pisces-You will realize that your trick-or-treat misadventures were all worthwhile when you find the
last Golden Ticket in the Wonka Bar you stole from your little brother.
f . -J Aries-Oh, Juicyfiuit, your straight right angles are the like the comers of a billboard at midnight, lit up
/ J l on s ide °f a dark highway, leading us ever onward to the next rest stop.
- \ / JJVmm Taurus-I scream, you scream, we all scream for pork loin. Or so they say in Alabama.
* / Gemini--Uh-oh, Gemini. We caught you with your hands in the astral cookie jar. If you've been
j| ; - V. > / feeling guilty lately, you should. We know you've been naughty.
ml/ / I Cancer-You may find yourself in a beautiful house. You may find yourself with a beautiful wife. And
y OU ma y yoursdf, how did I get here? Well Cancer, maybe if you hadn't had so much fun on Hallow-
een, you'd remember.
Leo-Don't worry, Leo, the voodoo doll you found in your sock drawer was probably just a harm
f less prank played by someone with too many pins on their hands.
_ _ Virgo-When you grow up you will marry all three of the Powerpuff girls. You will honeymoon in the
back of an 18-wheeler, then move into a comfy shack in Texas, where you will make your living as a pimp.
Oh no, wait. That was Erik, the Guilfordian ad manager.
Libra-The stars see banana pudding in your future, Libra. Make up a big old vat of the stuff and
jump on in.
** Scorpio—Your deepest, most pressing question about the universe will be answered this week when
*^* r y° u ear fr° m a reliable source that no, North Dakota does not actually exist.
Sagittarius-Hey, have you ever met the Guilfordian Features editor? Her name's Amanda Wheeler,
and she's pretty cool. The stars say you should get to know her this week.
Capricorn—lt's not unusual to be loved by anyone...it's not unusual to have fun with anyone...Tom
BjjtißM Jones wants to be your psychic friend.
Jeepers Creeper Review
RATING" (Makes you turn on all the lights before bed, even
though you'd never admit it to yourfriends)
Scott Smith
STAFF WRITER
Imagine this: you're driving
home from college via the "back
way" and have seen no traffic for
miles. Suddenly, from out of no
where, a large truck looms be
hind you and tries to run you off
the road. You skid to one side,
then motion for the driver to
pass, but it's all in vain; the
driver isn't interested in pass
ing. He's interested in you.
Victor Salva's latest film
Jeepers Creepers takes you into
a realm of fear long forgotten
in this age of comical horror and
back to the days of suspense
driven, spine- tingling, leave-the
lights-on-at-night terror.
TU week's poll: Do you thin k that Mall oween events should I
have been cancelled in tie wake of the terrorist attacks of
sept. 1 1?
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The Guilfordian
After the frightful opening se
quence with the truck, Dany (Jus
tin Long) and his sister Trish (Gina
Philips) are unfortunate enough to
pass by their attacker's vehicle
again at an old church. They see
a large man dumping what ap
pears to be bodies wrapped in
sheets down an old corrugated
pipe in the ground. As in most
horror films, the main charac
ters decide to go back and in
vestigate.
In Dairy's attempt to peer
down the large pipe protruding
from the ground, he falls in. At
this point, the suspense will rip
you out of your chair. The end
ing of the film is just like its
beginning—shocking and unex-
pected. However, the finale
doesn't prove to be just a new dark
film with a last-minute twist, as
is the new trend; it's truly inef
fable.
For those of you who like to
pre-judge movies without actually
seeing them, keep in mind that
Francis Ford Coppola (director of
The Godfather, Bram Stoker's
Dracula, etc.) is the film's execu
tive producer. Unfortunately, those
visiting the box office must not
have realized this fact. The only
theater that I could find in Greens
boro that still shows the film is
the Carmike 14 on Koger Boule
vard.
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song of the same name written by
Johnny Mercer and Hariy War
ren in the 1930'5. Snippets of the
song are played throughout the
movie before some of the more
horrific sequences as a harbinger
to their arrival. This is revealed to
the characters through the movie's
psychic, played by Patricia Belcher.
The only qualms I have with
this film are its abundance of gore
which is unnecessary and
the bogey-man-type mentality of
the monster after his introduction
to the characters. Overall, it is a
truly fantastic film, destined to
become a cult classic, and sure to
send you screaming through the
holiday season.