THE SALBIQTE
BASKETBALL TEAM ROUNDS
INTO SHAPE.
Davidson, N. C., Jan. 21.—The Wild
cat basketball team is fast being
rounded into running shape. A harci
schedule is before them but with one
of the fastest and surest “quints"
ever seen on the local floor the pros
pects for a successful season are
unusually bright.
Jack, queried the teacher, what is
the difference between electricity and
lightning ?
Lightning don’t cost nothing, came
the prompt reply.
SALEMITE JOKES.
W hatever I do and whatever I say,
Aunt Tabitha says that isn’t the way.
When she was a girl, 40 summers ago,
Aunt Tabitha says she never did so.
And when to the altar a bride I go
Aunt labitha’ll say she never did so.
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Bacteriology lab—
Are those frogs that are croaking
in here?
Hardly, the ones in here have al
ready croaked.
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i/acksi Ducks! Quack! Quack
Where are they?
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Brilliant student in Organic Chemis
try lab. note book spelled ketone—
“keptones”.
Teacher’s comment: “This is noi a
music course”.
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B. S. Senior to butcher, “Have you
any brains?”
Later—Please charge this to B. C.
Leftwich, Home Economics Dept.
Butcher—“Is that same girl stih
there?”
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There was a boarding house keeper
named Skinner,
Who smiled when his boarders got
thinner.
For then he was able
To seat more at the table,
Both at breakfast and lunch and
dinner.
LAMENTATIONS OF RUTH.
Into bits I’d love to tear thee,
Trigometry! My Trigometry!
Or cast thee on the boundless sea
Trigometry! My Trigometry!
I’ve pulled my hair in miseiy
And thought of you so constantly
That I’m on the road to insanity,
Trigometry! My Trigometry!
She: Did you enjoy the gargoyles of
Notre Dame?
He (thundering) “Not particularly,
but the oeufs of chaumont tasted pret
ty good.
“ “Pud’ and Ruth Crowell to Joe fo.
the week-end did go.
They say they had a grand time slid
ing in the snow!”
“As soon as exams their worries did
unravel,
You may be sure Mildred Barnes to
Wilson did travel!”'
“Gone home is our friend Helen Coble!
Until her return her friends are saci
and mobile!”
First operator: Has Marjorie any
education along musical lines ? 1
should say so! Name any record and
she , can tell you what’s on the other
side.
“Father,” said George, who had just
come from school, “I am tired of my
arithmetic”. What makes you dis-
guested? queried the father. “Every
problem I have, replied the boy, says
to find the common denominator.”
“Great Scott!” exclaimed the parent,
haven’t they found the thing yet?
They were hunting for it when I was
a boy.
“I must say those bisciuts are fine”!
exclaimed the young husband. “How
could you say they were fine, whisper
ed the mother as the fair bride sought
a further supply in the kitchen.
I didn’t say they were fine—I merely
said I must say so.
“Dorothy Kirk’s father a visit to her
did make,
During it Dot and the Juniors lived
on candy and cake!”
“Marion Cooper, we are glaid to claim
again.
And we hope we’ll have Mary Frances
Tucker for a friend!”
“Ruth Crisp—an ex-Salem girl—
Visited Martha Matthewson during
the exam whirl!”
FOUNDED 1880
“Home to Reidsville went tired Juan-
itd Sprinkle—
When the Juniors saw the food she
brought back their eyes did
twinkle!”
“Last week Elizabeth Roop went to
Christianburg, her home,
‘They say’ now tho, she’s back under
Salem’s dome.”
“P’rom Oak Ridge Miss Edgerton—
called ‘Marie.’—
Came to visit us—much is ooir glee! ’
•‘Wc are left to wonder.what has be
come of Adelaide
Who went home for the week-end, anil
has stayed ”
“Lib Batts has just returned from ‘N.
C. C.’
Which she likes best—that or Salem—
is a mystery to me!”
On last week-end Annex was brim
ming with fun,
Exams were over, and Mrs. Riddle
had come.
The seniors indulged in every food,
'most.
From a basket of fruit, to a marsh
mallow toast.
That Missouri gradnmother who has
gone to college evidently figures that
she is old enough to know better.
Washington Post
Also the Conference has helped to
an appreciation of the difficulties and
accomplishments of the Wilson diplo
macy.—Springfield Republican.
Boston’s new mayor is Curley, but
she is still far ahead of those cities
whose mayore are crooked-—Nashville
Southern Lumberman.
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store any time and assure them pleasant relations in their
purchases.
Girls! Girls!
Why take a minute’s time trying to decide just what
to do. Just come to the Girl’s Drug Store, where is
found everything to make you forget the worriei of
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