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PUNNY PARAGRAPHS
’24: “I hear there are two classes
claiming her.”
’25; “She must be a popular girl.”
”24; “Yes, the Juniors claim she’s a
Senior and the Seniors claim she’s a
Junior.”
Rotarian: “Do you like sports?”
Salem Girl: “Yes, but father won’t
let them stay long.”
First Rotarian: “What time is it
when one Ford is after another
Ford?”
Second Rotarian: “Ten after ten.”
Bananas, bananas, you caused my fall,
They served you Sunt’ v, morning
and all, fling, Ma>-
And then on Monday, you came at
noon,
I expect nothing but to pass out
soon.
Miss Juanita Sprinkle spent Friday
in Greensboro, shopping.
Misses Margaret Wellons and Emily
Moye went to Greensboro Monday.
The following girls are to attend
the A. T. 0. Fraternity dance at Caro
line this week: Misses Elizabeth
White, Louise Cooke, Mavis Lindsey,
Mildred Barnes and Nancy Arthur.
You’ve sympathized with the centi
pede who had corns, but who ever gave
a thought to the turtle whose back
ithched ?
Conductor; “S’all right lady; you
can ride on your face.”
Femme; “Thanks, but I much pre
fer to sit down.”
M. C. and E. H.: Mr. Higgins, did
we pass our exams?
Mr. Higgins: Yes, but some of the
masteakes were erroneous.
Hint to Salem Girls
Due to its peculiar architectural de
sign, the salad fork is never used to
convey soup to the mouth.
“Amo, amas, I loved a lass.
And she was tall and slender;
Amas, amat, she dropped me flat.
And I’m through with the feminine
gender.”
Teacher (turning to new pupil):
“Where are you from?”
New Girl (clasping brow, with far
away look in eyes): “Out of the no
where into the here.”
Teacher: “Be seated.” She checked
off another one from Christiansburg.
Rotarian; “What is there to Chapel
Hill? I never heard of the place be
fore.”
E. Stroud: “Oh! that’s where the
University is. And there’s a post of
fice, and one or two houses.”
Rotarian: “Say, I sure do hope
there’s an Express office, too, so I’ll
be able to express myself when I get
there.”
DR. ELIZABETH ALLISON
GUEST OF SALEM COLLEGE
It was indeed with great interest
that Salem received as her guest last
week-end, Dr. Elizabeth Allison of the
Bureau of Social Education of the Na
tional Board of Young Women’s
Christian Association. Dr. Allison,
who goes from city to city lecturing
in colleges and in city Y. W. C. A.’s
on Health and Social Relationship, has
recently been in North Carolina, com
ing here from visits to Trinity, N. C.
C. W. and Guilford Colleges. She is
a graduate of Womens Medical College |
of Pennsylvania and for several years
has been sent out under the direction
of the Board of National Y. W. C. A.
Dr. Allison began her series of lec
tures on Saturday morhing with talks
to the Juniors and Seniors, followed in
the afternoon by separate talks to
each of these classes. In the evening
she talked first to the Academy stu
dents and later to those in the college,
after which she held conferences with
Juniors and Seniors. Sunday after
noon was devoted wholly to group con
ferences while on Monday morning she
gave two concluding lectures to the
Freshmen and Sophomores.
Dr. Allison’s exceptional personality
together with the manner in which she
handled he subject matter makes her
one of the best and most interesting
of Salem speakers and we feel truly
fortunate in having received the visit
of so notable a person.
SALEM PERSONALS,
The following girls will attend the
Junior speaking at Davidson this
week-end; Juanita Sprinkle, Catherine
Armstrong, Mary Bradham, Nancy
Arthur,, Mabel Chinnis, Margaret
Smith, Mavis Lindsey, Lois McCrae,
and Laura Lillett.
We are glad to see Catharine Arm
strong back with us again after a visit
to her home in Greensboro, on account
of sickness.
Miss Ruth Duncan, of the music
faculty, attended the Musical Conven
tion held in Nashville, Tenn.
ONIONS FROM TEXAS IN RACE
WITH THOSE BRED IN EGYPT.
Boston, March 22.—The State of
Texas and the new Kingdom of Egypt
are engaged in an onion race. The
goal is the Boston market and the
winner will receive the best price for
onions. Since the freezing of the first
Texas crop, onions have been sold in
New England at almost famine prices.
Two steamships are racing across
the Atlantic under forced draught
from Alexandria with full cargoes of
Egyptian onions. Texas farmers and
dealers are doing everything in their
povrer, reports here said, to help na
ture mature the Texas second crop so
they can get their onions here before
the ships arrive.
ALL OFFICES OF DAKOTA TOWN
ARE CAPTURED BY WOMEN.
Des Lacs, N. D., March 22.—Women
swept the boards in the municipal elec
tion yesterday, winning by a two to
one ratio.
The offices of Chairman of the Vil
lage Council, two Trustees, Treasurer,
Marshal and Justice of the Peace all
went to women candidates.
“Bigger, better and cleaner Des
Lacs” was the women’s campaign
slogan.
When up in Winston-Salem call
in and try O’hanlon’s Hot Choco
late, made the O’hanlon way and
served the best in any city. We
use a certain process and feel cer
tain we have the best to be found.
O’HANLON’S IS THE PLACE
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