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THE SALEMITE **8all on Salem'* Member of Southern Inter-Collegiate News paper Association; Member the North Carolina Collegate Association. STAFF: Rachel Jordan Editor-in-Chlef Hazel Stephenson Managing Editor Lcis Crowell -Associate Editor Alice Dunklee Jissociate Editor Mary McKelvie Associate Editor Sarah Herndon Proof Editor Lillian Watkins Assignment Editor Elizabeth Connor Exchange Editor Katharine Denny Business Manager Edith Hunt Assistant Business Manager Edith Hanes Reporter Julia Hairston Reporter Hiith Reeves —Reporter Marjorie Hunt Reporter Margaret Smith Reporter Margaret Whitaker Reporter Elizabeth Tyler Reporter Flora Binder Reporter Subscription rates $2.00 Yr. Per copy 10c NOW, LISTEN HERE! Twas ’ere the custom in the spring for budding poets to gaily sing of flowers and birds on airy wing, and all that sort of stuff. However, notwith standing that, I scorn such subjects, so abstract, and for my theme I choose a fact, that’s commonplace enough. What ’ere’s been done in this old world to set the universe awhirl by man or woman, boy or girl, has had behind it pep. Now, when you want things done in school they always tell you, as a rule, “choose so-and-so, for she’s no fool. She’s got a peachy rep.” She writes most learned criticism, and spouts unequalled witticism; she’s bright most to fanaticism. Brain work, to her, is pie.” Just wait, she may have all the brain, but minus pep, then what’s the gain? Without that thing she’s sure inane, and isn’t worth a sigh. Don’t give her anything to do; she’d never put it through, she’d shift the work all off on you; she won’t do what she could. Just find the girl who’s a go-getter, however, brain less, and just let’ep have her way, she’ll do it better than the pepless one would. Although she’d fail examina tion, endowed with beaucoup anima tion, she’d put good ole syncopation into any task. Pass up the brainy inert kind; they all hand out the same old line, “I’m sorry, but I haven’t time”, whatever you may ask. Whole-hearted consecration to most anything there is to do will nearly al ways put it through, and that’s a fact that’s tried and true. SALEM SENIORS KIWANIS GUESTS (Continued from page one) Accompanist—E. F. Cullom. The show proved to be of the high est order and much talent was dis covered in the participants. They cer tainly must have employed a mind reader to get their “dope”, for some of the jokes pulled on both the Kiw- anians and their guests were thought to have been kept like family skele tons. Every feature of this was en joyed but the hit of the show was the parody on “Mr. Gallagher”, entitled “Oh, Dr. Howard and My Dear DeSn”, sung as a duet by Will Vogler and John Brown. The words follow: There are two funny men—the best I’ve ever seen One is Dr. Howard—the other Our Own Dean, When these two cronies meet—it sure ly is a treat. The things they say, and the things they do and the Funny way they greet. Oh, Dr. Howard, Oh, Dr. Howard! Hello what’s on your mind this morn ing, my dear Dean? Everybody’s making fun of the way our Music’s run, All the folks say its the worst they’ve ever seen. Why my dear Dean, why my dear Dean, When the Old Bass Fiddle broke its old G string, And Bernie Pfohl put up his drum, the whole works went on the bum Positively Dr. Howard—Absolutely by dear Dean. Oh, Dr. Howard, Oh, Dr. Howard! Hello, what’s on your mind this morn ing my dear Dean? Oh my pupils use no choice, about the way they pitch their voice, And our piano’s being murdered it would seem. Why my dear Dean, why my dear Dean, Just calm yourself and let the poor girls pass. They’ll soon be married I will get— then their music they’ll forget. Positively Dr. Howard—Absolutely my dear Dean. Oh, Dr. Howard, Oh, Dr. HowarJ! Hello, what's on your mind this morn ing my dear Dean? Oh, the girls kill all my joy—thinking only about some boy; They are using music hours for day dreams. Oh, my dear Dean, Oh, my dear Dean, Let the girls enjoy their day dreams while they can. When they’re married don’t you know, they will have to darn and sew! Positively Dr. Howard—Absolutely my dear Dean. Oh, Dr. Howard, Oh, Dr. Howard! Hello, what’s on your mind this morn ing, my dear Dean? Eddie Sheppard comes down here, and the girls all call him dear; And the way he plays by ear—Oh, it’s a scream. Oh, my dear Dean, Oh, my dear Dean. Eddie hasn’t long to live, I’ve heard some say. Let him ramble while he can—soon he’ll be a married man. Do you think so. Dr. Howard ?—Abso lutely, my dear Dean! black-face men the company scat- black-face men the lompany scat tered MONTAIDO'S WEST FOURTH ST. (At Cherry) New Shop Gowns, Suits, Wraps, Millinery and Accessories HARRISON’S SMAKT STYLE SHOP 415 TRADE ST. 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