JOKES.
Bishop (picking up Sophia Hall’s
card on Bible class)—Can you tell us
what subject we are studying in par
ticular today.
Sophia, rising, responded—Er-er
Bible.
Fresh—Where’s your room.
Soph—309, Alice Clewell.
Fresh—What floor is that on?
Soph (talking to several girls)—1
went over to Alice Clewell last night
and—
Fresh (interrupting)—Who’s she?
First Student—I’m going to sue my
English teacher for libel.
Second Student—What for?
First Student—He wrote on my
English theme, “You have bad rela
tives and ante-cedents.”
Louise Woodward to Mr. Heath—
Why had martyrs rather be burned to
death than have their heads chopped
off?
Mr. Heath (scratching his head with
a puzzled expression on his face)—Ah,
let me see. I believe you’ve got me
there.
Louise Woodard—A hot steak
(stake) is always preferable to a cold
chop.
English Teacher—What’s a meta
phor?
Little Boy (raising his hand very
high)—To graze cows in.
MacDOWELL CLUB NOTES
Miss Duncan, President of the Mac-
Dowell Club, announced in chapel on
Thursday morning that membership
tickets were on sale by representatives
from the various classes. On Satur
day the four college classes and the
11th grade of the Academy were re
ported one hundred per cent. The
Club will be conducted on th^ same
principles that it has been in previous
years, moving pictures occurring at
regular intervals. There will be five
pictures shown before Christmas, and
at least five after Christmas. The
first picture will be shown on Satur
day night, October 6th, in Memorial
Hall and all members are cordially in
vited.
OPEN FORUM
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One Girl to Another—That fa"
Freshman is most dead isn’t she?
The Other—Why?
First Girl—’Cause Mr. Campbel)
said that fat in a cell was non-living
tissue.
SOCIALS.
Miss Josephine Lyerly visited her
cousin at Hollins last week.
Misses Margaret Bencini and Kath
erine Raymond spent the week-end at
their homes in High Point.
Miss Elizabeth 'Klutz spent the
week-end at her home in Salisbuiy.
Miss Kathleen Riddle was at her
home at Morganton this past week
end.
Miss Ethel Cox spent Saturday and
Sunday with her sister at High Point.
Miss Marion Hines of the class of
1919 was a visitor at the College Sun
day.
I am a question mark!
Perhaps you are wondering
Why I am here
and why I flaunt my presence
so brazenly.
This column
belongs to the student body
and, so far,
you have left it empty.
I am wondering
if you have
-no impressions,
or if you are
merely reticent.
I am an important
mark of punctuation
but it is not
my duty
to occupy this space.
Write The Salemite
your opinions
and make my presence
unnecessary.
Pleasing Papa.
Mother was entertaining a few
friends and young hopeful was being
duly shown off and resented it as all
young hopefuls do.
“Who do you like best?” asked onf
friend.
“Mother”, was the reply.
“Who next?” asked another.
“Little sister.”
“Who next?”
“Aunt!”
Father who was seated at the back
opened his mouth and asked, “And
when do I come in?” “At 2 o’clock in
the morning”, was the reply.—At
lanta Journal.
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