T H E SAL EMIT E
JOKES
Fresh—Goodness, if you bob
your hair your parents will disin
herit you.
’\other F'resh One—Huh, I
don’t care, for they don’t have any
thing to inherit me anyway!
* * *
Jigger Shaw—I feel real fresh
now, I’ve read so much Ilistory.
Whew.
Mary Hill (quite the philosopher)
—Fresh? You ought to feel ancient.
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Outside In
First Fresh (exclaiming angrily)
—You’re a cocoa nut!
Second Fresh (in the same tone o’ |
voice)—Oh, you’re a peanut!
Third Fresh (peacemaker, arriv
ing on the scene)—If you dontj
hush. I’ll pout you both in a chest
nut and hoard you away.
* * *
Let’s Go
Crowd of Girls (standing in the I
class room)—Well, I sure do wish
I could go to see “Shuffle Along.
They say it’s grand.
One Soph, (.seeing a teacher com
ing toward them)—I think I’m go
ing to shuffle along right now.
* * *
Just Accompany Them
“Is there any way of stopping!
these cyclones ?” asked the man |
from the East.
“Oh, no,” replied the Westerner;!
“the best way is to go right along]
with them.”
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The Warden—As you are leaving I
remember “while the lamp holds out I
to burn, the vilest sinner may re-1
turn.”
Number 999 — I guess that s I
right, warden. You’ll probably see
me back here before long.
* * *
Bent Too Far
The Princetonian — I was
pleasure bent.
The Varsarite—And then—
The Princetonian—And then, be
fore I knew it, I was broke.
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Better Time
The Highbrow (thoughtfully)-
The tide moves a lot in twenty
years.
The Lowbrow (who got stung on I
a suburban land scheme) — It]
moved mine overnight.
* *
His Last Resort
The Collector—Is your master at
home?
The Servant—Yes sir; walk in.
The Collector—Thank heaven, I
shall see some money at last.
The Servant—Don’t make that
mistake. If he had any money, he
wouldn’t be at home.
* * *
Fresh.—Somebody just cracked
me on the bean.
Soph.—I thought you were nutty.
Crewe—Good heavens, how it
rains! I feel awfully anxious about
my wife. She’s gone out without an
umbrella.
Drew—Oh, .she’ll be alright,
She’ll take shelter in some shop.
Crewe—Exactly. That’s what
makes me so anxious.
* * *
A Definition
“Father, what do they mean by
gentlemen farmers?”
"Gentlemen farmers, my son, are
farmers who seldom raise anything
except their hats.”
* * *
Lieutenant Lang — I captured
forty-seven Germans during that
one afternoon.
Miss Green (brightly) — Dear
me I And are you allowed to keep
all you catch?
“Amy says she’d like to go to
war, if there is one.”
“Yes, and all dressed up to kill,
as usual, I suppose.”
Near-sighted Gentleman in pic
ture gallery—“Dear me, why do
they have such pictures here? That
is the ugliest one Ive ever seen.
Wife (angrily)—“Come away,
you fool, that’s a mirror you’re
looking into,”
ANNOUNCEMENTS
At Y. P. M. Wednesday, there
will be summed up certain results
of the faculty and student activities
during National Thrift Week. Par
ticulars of a typical student budget
will be presented.
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Due to the fact that examinations
begin Saturday, January 26, there
will be no hockey practice on the
Friday preceding, since that hour
will probably be needed for study.
MAY WILES HAT SHOP HAS MOVED
from 2121/^ West Fourth Street
213 W'est Fourth Street, over Hines’.
MAY WILES
AT HALF PRICE
ENTIRE STOCK OF DRESSES
resses for Street
Dresses for Aftei'noon
Dresses for Evening
ROSENBACHER & BRO.
Founded 1880.
SALEM COLLEGE BELTS
$1.50 EACH
THE GIFT SHOP
Jewelers
428 N, Liberty St.
Winston-Salem, N. C.
DRESSES AT REDUCED PRICES
We are giving 20 percent off the regular
price of our entire line of dresses. Every
dress in the store reduced. Nothing reseped.
Wonderful values. Buy your mid-winter
dresses now at this great saving.
D. G. CRAVEN CO.
West Fourth Street,
Winston-Salem, N. C.
ALWAYS SOMETHING
NEW AT THE IDEAL
Salem Girls—pay us a visit every time you are up town. You
will always find here something new and something you will
want.
You are always welcome, whether you come to shop, use our
phone, leave your packages or wait for your friends.
THE IDEAL
HEADQUARTERS FOR SALEM GIRLS
‘There is no place like THE
ANCHOR for values^’ Your
dollar buys a Dollar’s Worth
every time.
The Anchor Store
MILWARD’C
OF NEW YORK ^
Distinctive Ladies Apparel
Spring--
Dresses and Hats
ON DISPLAY
West 4Sth treet
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
WINSTON-SALEM’S SHOW-PLACE FOR
FASHIONABLE MILLINERY
EVONA’S
HAT AND BLOUSE SHOP
HOTEL ROBERT E. LEE BLDG.
PHONE H817 WINSTON-SALEM, N. C.
HARRISON’S
SMART SPRING STYLES NOW
SHOWING
COME IN AND SEE THE NEW MODELS
415 Trade Street Winston’Salem, N. C.
A glimpse of Spring awaiting your inspec
tion. Hats of the new^est shades^ “Mexican
Brown,” “Crabapple Red” and “Empire
Blue.” Featuring “Miss Bob’s Hats,” Fisk
and others. > ,
Petty-Smoot Millinery
WINSTON-SALEM
221 W. FOURTH ST.
212 Mam St. Phone 1130