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Page Four. THE SALEMITE Saturday, May 2, 1931. EJHSTCISIEI On Sunday night, May 3, on tlie most impressive services at Salem will be held. The installation the new Y. W. C. A. Cabinet will be held in the library at six o’clock with both the old and new Cabinet taking part. Everyone is urged to come to this service, for we are sure everyone will enjoy it. The “Y” store has good, and a great variety of food to please every one’s taste. Be sure when that hungry feeling comes to go visit the store to see if you can find some thing to ease the pain. Treasurer’s report for the Y. W. C. A., 1930-31: $19.95 left over from last year. EXPENSES Teas and Eentertainments ....$1)1.70 “Y” Room and its furn 19.95 Commercial Printers 27.40 Book Store Account 20.29 Pledge to the N. Council 75.00 Chapel Hill Conference 12.00 Miscellaneous 1-1.92 Total $211.26 INCOME: Budget $1.52.60 Bazaar 18.20 Beauty Parlor 1 Refund from Blue Ridge .... 24.00 Total Income Balance left o 5210.60 !210.6( 19.9i Total $230.55 Expenses $211.26 Balance $19.29 FAMILY TRAGEDY (Continued From Page Two) tied in the feather beds which we: pushed up against the loudly decor; tive wall paper, because tliey made such an excellent place to hide— the first time. One could sink down, down, deep into the feathers and stretch the cover taught over one, and be perfectly safe from discovery. Doubtlessly, Mama had a trying time getting them to bed, for they were having a heavenly time playing about in their long bulky night clothes, the girls with braided hair down their backs and tile boys bangs in their eyes. It was witli much fidgeting and sqirming they stood in line in front of the wash stand while rather jaded Mama washed grimy face after face. Very early next morning. Papa, who was a slight man witli a mous tache much too large for the rest ol him, with all his heavily laden fam ily trailing behind him, resumed his journey. Not until the slow train had been on its way for over half an hour did they miss Mildred, but when they did tjicy were nearly frantic. Mama and all of the chil dren began to weep hysterically, that is, all except the boys who reveled in the thrillingness of the adventure, for tliey were sure that she had been kidnapped by a fiercely brist ling villian, with very greasy black hair and a long curled moustache. Papa rushed up to the conductor and shouted at him to turn the train around and go back. But, of course. Papa had to jump off at the next junction and, liiring a horse, rode po.st haste back to Charlotte. At the Empire Hotel none had seen Mildred. Papa went into a tantrum and threatened to ruin the hotel if they did not produce her immediately. The fat little manager in his shirt sleeves perspired freely and protested again and again, when he got any chance, that if they did not liave her, how could they pro duce her, and what did he think the Empire was anyjiow—a nursejy? This made papa all the angrier and he dashed off to look for the con stable whom he dragged to the ho tel. And here the tragely ends, for there was Mildred, weeping noisily THE SEVEN CARDINAL REQUIREMENTS FOR AN “A” IN EDUCATION 1. Develop a fool proof bluffing technique. 2. Read, digest, analyze, otherwise assimilate the New York Times—ostentatiously. a. T;ike in gradually increa ing doses reaching the maximum ( Sunday. b. Carefully repress any ten dency to indulge in inferior journals unless your attitude is that of 3. At auspicious moments, pre ferably if the prof. is within two yards, carelessly thumb through the hundred and some odd education magazines which seem to come out daily. 4. If there is only one available class reference — make sure it dis appears, an(J you have the only per fect alibi. 5. Prepare for objective and ob- jectional measurements—i. e. tests —in the following manner: a. Develop a tenacious memory for details—the rest doesn’t matter. The less important the better. Reference — Sears Roebuck Catalogue. b. Use only your favorite arnf- eliair for study—and have only one light shining in your left eye. c. N. B.—c. f.—point.—bluf fing technique. 6. Technique of being marked. a. Blithefully and gracefully fall into any and every normal curve tliat comes along, preferably in the upper 3%. N. B. Beware of skewed curves. b. Remember, you, as an Tiate of tliis institution, are super- intelligent. Stress this fact as often IS appears nccessary. Cl as I Proeedui classroom Assume a challenged expres- when anything comes up in b. Take part in any and every ‘lass discussion whether you know .vhat it’s about or not. c. Volunteer madly for any re port coming or going — preferably going. d. Raise plenty of questions— accompanied by a painfully ques tioning countcnanee. Act as if your life depended on the solution of at ; half of the aforesaid questions id as many more as your face stand without cracking. e. Be careful to make daily at tempts to lead the professor astray from his carefully planned lesson. request for information must be hampered by mere lesson f. Never watch the clock open ly. It’ll get there without your help. g. Make constant references to ‘Chapman and Counts”, “Doug lass” and others; these references be glib—never apologetic. h. If necessary, take the bull by tlie horns and throw it. Pelican. and damply on the manager’s ex pansive chest. Her dusty fingers were smearing on his stiff collar a fantastic design. During the night she had fallen through tlic crack be tween the feather bed and the wall, and, strange to tell, she had slept peacefully on until the noises made by tlie chambermaid awoke her. The rest you know except, probably, the glad faces of the family when she delivered to their very mussing embraces in a dingy wooden railroad station. Intercollegiate News Durham — Two distinguished guests were entertained at Duke by the Bar Association when John H. Wigmore, dean emeritus of North western University, and Will Sha- frotli of Denver, Colorado, visited the campus. Davidson—Archie M. McLean, senior of Davidson College, presi dent of the North Carolina Y. M. C. A. college officials, has announc ed the final program for a joint meeting of college Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. to be held at Eastern Carolina Teacher’s College, May 1-3. Davidson—Dr. Howard Rond- tlialer, president of Salem College, will speak at the Annual Omicron Delta Kappa exercises here on May 11. This ev'cnt is the biggest affair on the last-session calendar of Da vidson, and will mark the initiation of ncwly-eleeted student body lead ers for 1931-32. Chaj,d IliU—Urs. James II. Parker of New York and North Carolina, donor of the Augustus H. Jones scholarship, has endowed a new scholarship of $3,000 in the University Medical School to be known as the James Henry Parker scholar.ship as a memorial to her hus- Worid Events NEW YORK—Governor Franklin D. Roosevelt refused to act against Mayor James J. Walker in a charge brought against the latter by the city affairs commission. The charges were not sufficient to justify dismis sal of the Mayor. Ex-senator J. Thomas Heflin sayt “Al” Smith will run again in 1932 and will be defeated by a bigger mf jority than in 1928. Speaking in a address at Planters Warehouse Mi Heflin waged his usual war again; Catholicism and Raskob. The American Museum of Natural History will explore the great cliff: and eastern edges of the vast plateau in Southern Venezuela. Here is the actual scene on which Conan Doyle based his fantastic story, “The Lost World.” The plateau consists rough ly of about 40,000 square’miles, and has never yet been entered, so far as is known, for the cliffs have turn ed back several .exploring parties. RALEIGH—On April 30, the senate of North Carolina aeeepted the conference committee’s measure for biennial revenue bill. The senate vote was 23 to 22 and house vote 61 to 31. The main change made by the conferees was to insert the Hinsdale selected commodities or “luxury” sales tax in the comprom ise measure. LYMPNE AERODROME—Bad weather forced two British flyers, off on a projected round trip flight to Australia to turn back to the air field liere. The aviators Stack and Chaplin, had passed Brussels when they decided to return. They had left at 5:15 A. 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