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We Can’t Understand'.
—How “Shorty” can encourage
xSeniors who have warnings.
—Why “Pat” always scratches her
head after committing a faux pas.
—How Maggie Holleman does the
split so well.
—Who pulls the string that starts
Louise Holleman’s jumping jack gy-
—Why Dot Heidenreich always
keeps her bands in her pockets dur
ing the game (unless it’s to keep her
—Why Anna’s shirt tail alwaj's
comes out at the crucial moment.
—Why Margaret Long didn’t cut
her hair before basket ball season.
—Why all the players don’t use
Lena Petree’s useful idea of a pig
—Why Rachel Carroll doesn’t
adapt contortionism as a profession.
—How Jo Walker gets around so
fast in her big rompers.
—Why Miss “At.” celebrates the
end of the season with a new finger
We Do Understand:
—Why spectators have sore toes
after the game.
—Why lemons are needed during
—Why there are holes in the roof
of the hut—if the freshmen cheered
last year like they did this year.
—Why everybody is sorry that
basket ball season is 'coming to an
“I take my husband apart when I
ask him for money to buy holiday
“I don’t have to—mine flies to
pieces if I even mention money.”
“Have you ever driven a car?” the
lady applicant for a license was asked.
“One hundred and twenty thous
and miles,” put in her husband “and
never had her hand on the wheel.”
We seem to be quite behind the
times, but we do like to retain old
friends and old customs, as was
shown in our reference to ex-Presi-
dent Chase of Carolina in last week’s
Salemhe. May we correct ourselves,
and substitute President Graham’s
name in the editorial “Iron Grat
“O would some power the giftie gie
To treat the faculty as they treat us.”
Dr. Gordon’s group talks seem to
be getting popular—especially with
the Seniors. Maybe some few of them
are expecting to run around the table
.at the all-Senior dinner, who knows.
If you can’t understand the French
waitresses, or read the menu, just call
Prof’s Wife: Have you seen this ?
There’s a report of your death in
The Chinese Tombstone
Me, in person
It was just another Scotchman
who married a half-witted girl be
cause she was fifty percent off.
Dr. Anscombe: Where is Mare
Ella Crews: In the Horse Lati-
It’s just a line to take up space,
But now you see it’s got its place.
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