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Saturday, October 29, 1932. THE SALEMFITE Page Three. SENIOR MENTALITY LOW THIS YEAR A Word to the Wise ADVISA ANNA Dear Adv At last perfect male But his ad- for old-fasli- ioned girl don’t know. I grandmother telling about them. Please give me a definition at once. Billye. Dear Billye: I'll try to help you. It might be well to consult Miss Lawrence who has books and pamphlets on the sub ject. Borrow Lou Brinkley’s mousie and practice fainting when you see friends it. Some I^. P. C. might do some good. Ask Mr. Campbell about the art of blushing. Try tills for two days. Then, if results are not favor able, look for a new man; perhaps Mr. MsEwen will appreciate your patronage. Ad vis a Anna. Dear Advisa: Last night was our first meeting. All ii threw tin down the stairs as we left Louisa Bitting, I’m afraid he’ll think I love pots and pans so much that I’ll have to do the cooking. Dean Vardell hasn’t put that in my B. Mus. and besides I’d rather have a maid. Please tell me how to make him understand. Wanna Mary. Dear Wanna Mary, Your problem is very serious. But you can be assured that you have come to the right place. The next time he says, “Darling you will look like a green goddess in an apron standing on the porch of a cottage with roses ’round the door. You — standing there to greet me when I come home from work—” Now, Wanna Mary, I suggest that you break in at this point and say, “Yes, dear, and I can see us at the table gazing into each others eyes uncon scious of the butler and maid. Advisa Anna. Dear Advisa: I.ast week my roommate saw the butter and egg man. It was violent love at first sight. Ever since she has been practicing eating peas with her knife. She seems to feel that this will bring them closer together. I’m worried to death for fear she will try to dip snuff. Please tell me a quick-cure. Something must be done. Mary Katie. Dear Mary Katie: I suggest that you ask Miss Stockton for two gallons of peas. Also borrow the butcher knife. Then get your roommate to eat the peas with that knife. I guarantee after the first gallon she will be cured. Advisa Anna. —Wobbie Bay. STARTUNG FACTS PROVE STATE OF SENIOR MINDS Noble R. McEwen has recently completed rating the intelligence of the class of 1933 at Salem College. He has done a “Noble” work, but due to hard times we cannot afford a degree. Dr. Anscombe has kindly contributed one of his old worn out . The following reveals the best bets for life-work of some of them. All were rated idiots except one and her moronic standing we think is due to Mr. McEwen’s partiality. Mary B. Williams baying to the moon to drown out dogs interested in dimil or work. Louise Brinkley spotting I’s up side down. Billye Phillpot stamping straw are you up to now? TINDING things out, smarty! I thought I’d ex amine the tobacco in a cigarette. "Look here... this is Chesterfield tobacco. Notice its lighter color...you don’t see any dark heavy types, do you? I guess that’s why Chesterfields are milder. "I’m told that uniformly lighter color is due to cross-blending. It sort of welds all the tobaccos into one. "And here’s something else. Notice that these long shreds are aU cut the same width. It stands to rea son they burn smoother and cooler. "I don’t pretend to be an expert but it looks to me as if they make Chesterfields right. "Here, light one. That’s the best test after all. ll esteriiela hats in December. Price Twins—Trying to be dif ferent. Ghilian Hall trying to decide why Beth Norman and Ghilan Hall sound alike. Silver Nip and the | best Ice Cream in Tjbwn The Blue-Ribbon at ; GOOCH’S PHONE 9466 Little Canary Castle You will always enjoy tasty sandwiches in a clean place. No. 1 - 211 W. 4th St. No. 2 — 230 N. Main St. THE BEST IS NEVER THE | CHEAPEST J. M. WILLIS BOBBER j & BEAUTY SHOPPE 114 Reynolds Building DIAL 6073 "A Beauty Aid For Every Need’’ SPECIAL Palm Olive Soap -—■ 5c Cashmere Boquet Soap — 1 Hallowe’en Novelties 2 For 5c Caps, Lanterns, Masks, Whistles | SALEM BOOK STORE PIEDMONT ENGRAVING Co. PHOTO ENGRAVERS Diai9722 Win»ton-Silcm THE REYNOLDS GRILL | For the Best in Food TEAGUE’S I Women’s Smart Apparel Dresses and Suits For Sports, Afternoon and Evening Opp. Carolina Theatre Dial 8602 Winston-Salem, N. C.
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