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V(/ednesdav, Nov. 30, 1932. THE SALEMITE Page 3. r 1 M IE N IL Grape Fruit Juice i ^ Baked Turkey Oyster Dressing ^ ► Giblet Gravy Sweet Potato Puffs Green Peas in Patties Apple and Cranberry Salad Olives Celery Rolls Butter Mince Pie a la Mode Demi Tasse k OH, THESE CO-EDS. College Man: “What would you ike. dear?” Co-ed: “Well, I’d like some fruit cocktail, some caviar, an order of froji’s legs, some fruit salad, a sir loin steak smothered in mushroons, a large lobster, a demi-tasse and some (■ a la mode.” College Man; “That is all very .'11. But, now, what will you have?” I.EARNING ‘How are you going along at liool, Henry?” asked the father. “Fine,” answered the son. “I have learned to say ‘thank yi French.” "Good,” WITH DING-DONG EFFECTS “And did he have the dentist take an X-ray of his wife’s jaw?” “He tried to, but all they eould get was a moving picture.” Bill: “Has that mule kicked yc John (the janitor): “No suh, dat mule ain’t kicked me yet, but she frequently kicks the place where ah recently was I” SCRAM “No, Jack is not rich; in 'an hardly raise the money ‘Then I’d tell “We better make a front-page story of this wedding.” remarked the “Why?” a.sked the Society report er in surprise. “They aren’t very prominent people.” “That may be,” he replied, “but this is the first account of a wedding you have turned in for ages that iiasn’t had as a last line, ‘They will reside with the bride’s parents.’ ” It’s good to have a strong faith.— Mr. Campbell has been seen walking around the campus with a huge empty jug. At least he will be pre pared if the 18th amendment sud denly goes up in smoke. DIVIDED WE FALL “She: “Henry, dear, we have been going together now for more than ten years. Don’t you think we ought to get married?” He: “Yes, you’re right—but who’ll A prospective roomer was being shown over the house by the landlord. They came to one room, in which the walls were all spotted up. Landlord: “Now, this room was formerly occupied by a chemist who invented a new kind of explosive.” Prospect: “The spots on the walls are the results of his experiments, I suppose.” Landlord; “Well, indirectly yes, vou see they are the chemist.”
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