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THE SALEMITE
Wednesday, Nov. 30, 1932,
“BRIEVE IT OR NOT”
Hookey originated in tlie ancient
world. It may bo an outgrowth of
prehistorio man’s process of getting
food. At any rate it is endowed with
primitive oJiaracteristios which have
stuck to It through the ages of civili
zation. Modern pl/iyers seem to agree
that the Pole is a perfect weapon
of warfare and slinjj it aloft threat-
ening]^ ^
•Such ansjdca of “sticks” coincides
pri-foctlv 'Wttjt the conception por
trayed onai .roliof of a liockoy bully
discovered in 19'22 among the ruins
c:f zXnciont Afhons. The only strik
ing diflorenoc. noted is the form of
dress. /Vp)>aroiitlv the Athenian
was no! hjindicappod by a mode of
clothing. For tljf doubters, the Li-
biarv Mnllolin l!o;ird is carrying a
piotiir' of Ihis relief entitled “Ath-
Jotics of tlio Ancient World.”
EVENTS OF THE COMING
WEEK
Thursday:—
Rudoljih Gantz, pianist will be the
artist in the second Civic Mu.sic As
sociation concert of the season. The
concert takes place at Reynolds
Auditorium at 8:15. Those who wish
transportation by bus may sign in
tile dean’sfoffice.
Friday.— ^',
Salem looks, forward to the pro
gram of the Duke Musical Clubs at
Memorial Hall, 8:30 o’clock. The
Duke Glee Club, Symphony Orches
tra, and “Jelly’s” Jazz Orchestra
will perform their famous musical
selections.;
Saturday:—
The, Junior I.eague presents “Pet
er Pan,” a play that is dear to our
hearts. Characters are well-ehosen,.
and the iierforiioanoe will be far above
amateur standards. Betty Bronson
lierself will be there to t.ike part be
tween the acts. The performance
is at 3:3a in Reynolds Auditorium.
Admission is 50 cents.
At 8 o’clock the Pierrette Players
lirosent “Peg O’ My Heart,” which
110 one on the eamjius can afford to
The Mcsxiah will be presented at
Centenary Methodist Church.
Monday:—
Y. W. C. A. Day at Salem Book
Store.
All Week — Specials at the Wee
Blue Inn.
Stage Manager: “My dear, I wish
you would wear a different gown in
Actress: “But it is the latest style;
I paid $200 for it.”
Stage Manager: “That may be
true, but when your husband says,
‘Woman, you are hiding something
from me,’ the audience can’t figure
out what he means.”
TURKEY DINNER
On Thursday last our worthy her
oine, Miss At, did go iortli to battle
on the local golf course and, to re
sort to the words of this fiiglity gen
eration, did bring home the bacon—
only in this case the meat was turkey.
And then, on account of a nobleness
of spirit which always is hers, she
did declare that a mighty feast
should be held in the Parva Dining
Hall, at which banquet tlie renon
Consilium Athletieum should be chief
among many.
The ancient town time piece hav
ing tolled the hcur of six, the dr
were thrown open, and the seats
W'ere shown to the guests around a
table groaning witli palate-jileasing
foods, most eminent among which
were waffles and turkey hash—a dish
of great delicacy.
Our excellent hostess graced one
end of tlie table, together with other
noble faeultates, Faculta Thompson
and Faculta MeAnally, charming
young feminae who delighted the
gathering with tales of their former
conquests in athletics.
Tlie bounteous meal having been
finished, one member betook it upon
herself to arise and praise the feast
cum laude. She said, in effect: “It
is not even able to be compared with
Eques Anderson’s country supper.”
YOO HOO SIT AND WAIT
]. I.ook over audience to see whose
there and who isn’t.
.2. Make list of those absent.
.■}. In your mind review all to
day’s lessons.
If too bored, talk to girl next
to you.
5. Decide what clothes you will
wear next week-end.
fi. Rehearse speeches you will say
to each girls from whom you
wish to borrow the clothes.
7. Turn through hymn-book and
pick out favorite hymns.
8-. Memorize eight or ten of them;
might help y
Ph
' the g
e of se(
■ if V
open the book to the pa"'
you have in mind. Don t cheat
It doesn’t take as mucli time.
10. Decide wliere you will take
your week-ends next vear.
About this time you will hear Marv
B. and Babe singing “Fairest I^ord
.lesus.” After the third line the rest
of the class join in and the suspense
is over. And now, dear readers, may
you never again squirm about rest
lessly while waiting for the seniors
to come in chapel.
Preacher: “Brothers and sisters, I
want you to be ready to jump when
Gabriel blows his horn.”
Maggie: “Has he got a car, too?”
Our idea of a restless spirit is the
spirit of the Scotchman who bought
a life-time pen and was killed as he
loft the store.
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