Thursday, March 15, 1934.
THE SALEMITE
Page Three.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
Dean Vardell: “Just as one child to
another—”
M. Hadley: “Due to certain diffi
culties—”
Frances Hill Ndrris: “Jelly calls
me Butter Cup—”
Miss' Riggan: “Good-night, girls.”
J. Brazelton: “My friend—”
Jane Williams (whining in that
famous Wilmington manner): “Now,
Bushie, wait for me—”
Grace Carpenter (groaning): “Oh,
that Shakespeare—”
Marguerite Goodman: “Hello there,
tall, dark, and handsome—”
Miss Lawrence: “Who was that on
the telephone?”
Proctor Louise Freeman: “Sh-h-h!”
Martha Neale: “Muller is so sweet,
lemme tell you what he said—”
Maria Garrett: “Shut up, Rose-
Anne Taylor: “Sorry, Baxter, bui
I’m going out to Aunt Elsie’s foi
“Nine” Henderson (singing (?))
“You were Temptation—”
“Bushie” McLean: “I’m starting to
reduce tomorrow.’
Dr. Willoughby: “There are, tw
things you can’t conceal: love, and
cough—”
Susan Calder, Mary Anna Hooks,
and Rachel Carroll (simultaneously)
“Herbert—”
This morning the student body
delighted again to hear Miss Mary
B. Williams of Wilrpington, a member
of last year’s graduating class.
Mary B. sang “Moon Marketing”
by Weaver, and “The King of China’s
Daughter” by Kramer.
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ALL OUT FOR
PING PONG
The white dresses worn around the
campus last Tuesday, Wednesday,
land Thursday were not a sign that
the first warm days, had gone '
PAGES AND
OTHERWISE
Now that the basketball struggle
over we can settle down and give
Salem’s major sport, ping pong, a
great big hand.
The event which is occupying the
minds of the student body now even
more than the spring elections is the
great Ping Pong Tournament which
is in full swing.
By the way, I think McArn forgot
to announce the grand prize offered
in connection with the tournament.
It’s a free ticket to the Ping Pong
■Ball to be held sometime within the - , .. . -
next three weks somwhere up North, j their particular hometown as
Also the winner will receive an addi-' ^ to E- convention?
tional bonus for good behavior—onerepresented by
of these new cut-glass fly swatters i Welborn. (And you
many of our leading i ® seen Bessie Lee flirtin’
with some guy she swore looked
of the inmates! heads,
deed. They meant something far
important than that. The “Wear
ers of The White” were little
who had made good in their
home towns. They walked around
proudly upon the campus with blue
regalias across their shoulders. And
they had a right to walk proudly,
for had they not been chosen '
hardware stores.
Salemites, we must look to
laurels. We must not let the Faculty
carry away the honors. Last year, Mr.
McEwen got the pastry loving cup and
the Faculty has gloated over us ever
since. Now we can’t let this happen
again. Just a little secret-Mr. Cur-
lee and Mr. Schofield are also in the
fray and they both know that ping
pong “racket”.
I don’t know, though—if Erika and
McArn are as good as they a
basketball, there are going to be
hard fights. Jane Williams is pretty
good, too.
Understand now, I didn’t mention
the prizes to provide an unworthy
incentive—I wouldn’t do that for the
world. But I certainly would like for
Susan Calder or Bushy McLean to get
the aforementioned ticket. So every
body come out and let’s finish the
second round and end the awful sus
pense. If you don’t play, yourself,
come on down and watch the games,
and make dirty cracks about the peo
ple you don’t like and yell for those
you do.
Martha Binder’s spring clothes
iem to be all black and blue—but
'ere glad to hear they’re fading
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exactly lak a boy from William and
Mary. Nice line, Bessie Lee.) Julia
Lee Little was there too, and Jean
Robinson. Jean said she had an aw
fully busy time. It seems she only
delivered one telegram and two notes
during the entire three days!
And Anna Withers.—you know
that pretty ladylike, music sopho
more. Well, Anna was the “Chief
Page.” Yessir! iCornelia Maslin was
there too and at the dance on Wed
nesday night she spent her time roll
ing her eyes at Mr. Curlee. Oh, yes,
Salem was well represented. Mr. Mc
Ewen was there too—^causing Jane
Eondthaler (who was also there)
much embarrassment by introducing
her as his “wife.” Jane got quite
red in the face explaining to the
young gentlemen.
Another thing—we’d like to know
what Jean Robinson did to make her
so sleepy on class Thursday morning,
’cause she left the dance rather
early—? And you know that Maria
Garrett was out that night with her
family? Well, L. C. Bruce was at the
dance and afterwards was stewin'
around hunting for a late date and
Garrett was in the Hotel all the
time just sitting by the ’phone and
he didn’t even know it. Too bad,
L. 0.!
WELL KNOWN FRIEND
AS VESPER SPEAKER
Vespers this week will be held on
Sunday evening at six thirty in the
campus living room. As guest speak
er at that time we will have Reverend
Walser Allen, pastor of the Kerners-
ville Moravian Church. We are look
ing forward with pleasure to hearing
what Reverend Allen will have to say,
because he has l^g been a friend of
the college, and is very much interest
ed in Salem’s activities. The subject of |
Rev. Allen’s short Vesper talk will be
announced later.
DR. RONDTHALER IN
RICHMOND
Dr. Rondthaler attended the Alum-
lae meeting at 401 West Franklin
Street, Richmond, Virginia, from
three-thirty to five-thirty, Monday,
March 12. He spoke at the Parent-
Teachers meeting in Richmond, Mon
day evening.
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But the worst thing of all—n
ing outlandishly worse!—was what
what happened to Jane R.
She and her young man went to
The Coffee Shop after the dance was
over, and got to discussing life
death, and whatnot over their coffee
the people practically closed up the
joint'; and they still continued to
discuss. Wonder what Ed would’ve
thought of that?
It was a swell night for the little
gals all right—even if they did have
only faded corsages and that sleepy
feeling the next day by which to
remember it. All except the gal who
spent the night at the hotel and had
to come trapsing back in a sport
dress minus the belt and red and
gold dancing slippers. And the little
boys didn’t seem to do so bad! But
r guess there are some, things that
are better not told if you price your
head just a little bit.
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Now is the time of the year when
the Salem girls’ fancy turns to
thoughts of clothes. Maybe the style
show started the interest in wearing
apparel, or maybe the weather, or per
haps there is a man or two back of
it all. Francis Hill Norris bought a
frilly lace colar and hat with veil to
please Allan, but from the looks of
things it seemed to please “Jelly”.
Jane Brazelton has a navy blue and
pink number to wear when she has
dinner with Fred Bahnson. The school
got only a glimpse of it and there is
a request that Fred invite Jane out
again in order that everyone may get
a good look and figure out just how
the shoulders are fixed. Bessie Lou
Bray donned her new suit and hat for
a gentleman visitor in the dining
room. Morgan Hazen has been receiv
ing boxes from Knoxville lately and
as yet she has not worn all her win
ter dresses twice. Her new suit may
not have trousers but it has enough
of the mannish touch to catch every
girl’s and probably boy’s eye. The
next time Davidson comes to Winston
she will have to choose between wear
ing her tan and brown sport dress
or her blue check silk. Florence Mc-
Canless and Mildred Hanes (in part
nership with Gerdie McNair) model
dresses with an interesting unfinished
touch on the shoulder. Martha Jones
looks like a part of a store window in
her figured dress and yellow coat.
After seeing Lucy James and Mary
Brown in their off-the-face hats, the
girls have made a run on the stores for
;w type of head gear. There
the campus numerous new i
fits in the making but they have ,.„v
been worn because the owner thinks
that it takes accessories to make the
costume complete. Lucky for those
who have been unable to buy early,
Maria Garrett has been fitting her
wardrobe. From now on, College life
at Salem wil be made more interesting
by the appearance of new Spring
clothes on the campus, and at Easter
the home town people will see what
the learned young ladies are wearing.
If anyone wants her clothes displayed
out of town before the coming holi-
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From: The Hygiene Class
The best treatment for frost
bite is slowly bringing- the in
jured part to the temperature of
the room by immersing in ice cold
water, cold water and then warm
Why suffer from sore eyes when
Vitamin A is easily obtained.
If your clothing catches on
fire quickly smother the flames
with a quilt, rug or heavy cloth
of any kind.
Be careful getting your sun-tan.
Remember if your body is sun
burned over two-thirds of its sur
face the result may bo fatal.
In ease of fire, you may avoid
being overcome by smoke by
crawling with the head not more
than six inches from the floor.
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SAINTS CLUB MEETING
On March 17, the Club of Saints
met at the apartment of Saint Valen
tine on 'Pearly gate Avenue to cele
brate the birthday of one of its most
distinguished members, Saint Patrick.
The guests were greeted by the
host. Saint Valentine, who introduced
them to the receiving line, composed
of members of the Club of Saints and
including Saint Peter, (E. O. E. R. T.
T. G. P. (Enforcer of Entrance Re
quirements To The Good Place)),
Saint George, Knight in arms. Saint
Cecilia, Saint Nicholas, who left his
place at the polls to attend the oc
casion, and the honor guest, St. Pat-
After the guests were assembled St.
Valentine announced several stunts
presented by some of the club mem
bers. St. Valentine himself, helped
by his colleague, Dan Cupid, played
a game of hearts. Due to the poor
arksmanship of Mr. Cupid, however,
who wounded St. Peter while exhibit
ing his skill at archery, the game had
to be laded. Saint George then drama-
ed his thrilling adventure with the
dragon, using as his sword St. Francis’
staff and aided by St. Joan of Arc
and St. Nicholas, who played the part
of the dragon. Sound effects were
produced by St. Peter’s bunch of keys,
and the skit ended amid much merry-
ment. St. Nicholas closed the pro
gram by reciting the names of his
reindeer in Greek, and then as a clever
surprise, distributed from his pack
sham rocks (things which looked like
rocks but really were potatoes) to
the group. The guests were then
given instructions to build a blarney
castle with the potatoes and at the
conclusion, St. Patrick was held up by
his heels and made to kiss the blarney
Assisted by St. Theresa, St. Valen
tine served delicious Irish stew, and
a cake was brought in (which was
topped by an enormous birthday
candle. The guests joined in singing
“Happy Birthday!” to the radiant
honor guest, who cut the cake, finding
inside a lovely clay pipe as a momento
ot thehappy occasion.
St. Patrick wore a lovely white
cheesecloth angel robe, guided by a
green cord, green sandals, and a green
stove pipe hat.
A color scheme of green and white;
IS carried throughout the decora
tions, a bank of shamrocks and fern
tablf piece of the birthday
Good-bye were said to St. Cecilia
and St. Valentine while a group of
Club members sang “Mother Macree”
and The Irish Washerwoman” as the
guests departed.
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‘’y St.
\ mcent Millay who was the youngest
member of the class, and therefore
compelled to eat in the kitchen.
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