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THE SALEMITE
Wednesday, March 27, 1935.
^ s 0 c I IE ir y
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Published Weeklj' by the Student
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EDITORIAL STAFF
Editor- In-Chief Cortlandt Presto
Associate Editors:—
Elizabeth Gray
Virginia Gamer
Erika Marx
Feature Editors:—
Carolyn Diehl
Jo Whitehead
Senior Feature Editors:—
Mary Penn
Libby Jerome
Martha Binder
Margaret McLean
Columnists:— i_ v
Mary Elizabeth Reeves (Exchange)
Emma Wargo (Chapel)
Poetry Editor:—
Margaret Wall
Reporters:—
Louise Freeman
Anna Ray Fogle
Mary Louise HaywooCk
(iertrude Schwalbe
Martha Schlegel
Ruth KuykendaJ
Sarah Ingram
Libby Torrence
Mary Mathews
Nancy Schallert
Mary Lib Dobbins
Margaret Calder
Helen Smith
BUSINESS STAFF
Business Manager ....Agnes Brown
Adv. Manager —r
Exchange Mgr Virginia Key Council
advertising staff
Martha Nolan
Virginia Fraley
Mary Daniel
Eloise Sample
Mary Coleman Henderson
Martha Coons
Eleanor Matheson
Louise Preas
Circulation Mgr ....Rachel Carroll
Ass t Cir. Mgr Mary Ruth Elhot
A LOOK AT THE
NEWSPAPERS
We hear a great deal of eriticism
of newspapers today. The newsi)aper
has helped bring about universal
education (but there are some who
disapprove of this). Many peoi>le
who do not have a chance to do
otlier reading, read a newspaper
every day. Besides facts about the
latest new.s, there are iquotations
and references that bring the reader
in contact with greater literature.
I admit that there are grammati
cal errors found in newspapers. Some
(if these. I think, can be laid to
the haste in which the newspapers
are published, complying with our
demands for the latest news. We
should remember ,that eveirything
between the covcrs of books is not
perfectly correct. Of course,'a per
son cannot became “cultured”, if
he confines his reading to news
papers, but I hardly think that they
have a disastrous effect on his mind,
as some j)eople would have u.s be
lieve. If the public mind is affected
so mucji by what it reads then per
haps we should destroy some of our
so-called “groat” books. Perhaps
that is another criticism of news
papers—the stories are not vrritten
by people who have made a name
for themselves, and thus can write
anything without fear of criticism.
Newspapers are great public serv
ants. Would you critics be willing
to do away with your newspaper!
ROMANTIC
RUN-’ROUNDS
Extra! Extra, all about the en
gagement of Miss Beverly (Tee)
Little to a young, attractive lawyer
in her home town. Well Tee, you
will settle the problem for us, be
cause we have been wondering w^ho
would be the third bride this year—
best luck and happiness.
Be.ssie Lou Bray and Madeline
Smith went down to the announce
ment dinner Saturday night, and
they say Tee was all thrilled and
excited.
.To Whitehead spent the week end
at home and she says that the East
ern part of the state (Rocky Mount)
is getting springy too.
Margaret Calder’s mother, sister
Susan, and Aunt were here for the
week-end.
Jane Crow spent Sunday at home
in lirocksville.
Frances S*!?*-*!f-’s mother was
here for Sunday.
Frankie Medow.s got to Greens
boro for Sunday, aren’t we glad?
Now do you feel better Frankie?
Bonnie Jean Shore went home for
the week-end.
Corinne Pate’s mother and sister
spent Sunday with her.
Off to Rocky Mount went Sutter
for Saturday and iSunday. Did she
see ?-“ !!*, you ask her.
Jo Klutz spent Saturday and Sun-
dav at home.
The other three diome goers I
have are Little Delle (Leaksville),
Virginia Thompson (Statesville),
and Mary Frances Hayworth (High
J. Russell Smith said New Britain
was so industrious that one could
sleep On New Britain bed, put on
clothes which had New Britain but-
ton.s, drink coffee from a New Brit
ain percolator, get your mail from
a New Britain letter-box, slit the
envelope with a New Britain pen
knife, etc. When, applied to Win-
ston-Salom, we might say: One
sleeps under Chatham blankets and
sheets, on a Chatham bed; gets up
and puts on Hanes underwear and
Hane’s hose; reaches for a Camel to
get a lift, and that’s as far as we
get. Dependence* Yes, that’s it.
A certain Senior is still in doubt
as to whether Jane really did crochet
that shirt she is 'exhibiting. Wheu
did she do it? That certain Senior
will give a sundae to anyone who
can exhibit proof (of course Jane
you’re not included in this bet—
only your skirt is).
Sara Johnston could hardly wait
to go to Davidson and knowing the
reason wo don’t blame her either.
Of course we know that Pat Pad-
rick can draw but, why on earth, has
she changed her model. Any reflec
tion on what you intend to do this
summer, Pat?
FADS AND FASHIONS
Shoes are coming in for lots of
attention this spring. Blue seems to
be the top color, with brown a close
second. Without being garish or
extreme the new footw'ear is ex
tremely colorful—white and blue,
and w'hite and brown combinations
will go right through the summer.
Beach and resort foot-wear goes in
for color and prints in a big way.
One linen, toeless shoes had flying
fish embroidered on it. Plaids in
bright colored one-straps or T-straps
are likely to cause a sensation.
Woven cord beach shoes, sandals of
brightly colored canvas, burlap,
braided raffia, or fishnet, with cork,
wooden, or rope soles will make news
on the sands.
Most of the leathers, this spring,
are smooth, but yon’11 like the fab-
ric-and-leather blends and the tweed-
finished leathers.
The Oxford is top in popularity,
but the T-strap was with it for day
time acceptance. Many pumps are
cut high; others suggest Oxfords
with eyelet-ties over a gore.
The March 1st issue of “Vogue”
our supreme authority, stunned us
with the surprising designs taken
from Paris openings. Here are some:
Draped Hindu evening dresses.
Turkish skirt with elastic under-
bloused hems.
Wired evening hems swirling and
undulating around the feet.
Pre-war pleated skirts—some are
THE TATTLER
Visibility: Poor. •
Audibility: None.
Activity: Very little.
Result: General depression on
social activity, scanty column.
SNOOPING ’MIDST
SENIORS
Despite Emma D’s. efforts to re
mind Fanny Hill that undertakers
get the highest annual income in
New Jersey and that North Caro
lina nets them the lowest returns
“Buttercup’s” attention is diverted
to Waynesville.
EXCHANGE COLUMN
Rollins college is believed to have
the youngest trustee member in the
U. S., T. W. Miller, Jr., 24 years,
old, a member of 1933 class, and
who is with a bank in Cleveland
now', is the honored young man.
BELLS!!
Dot Moore says she went home to
see the family—but we just laughed
and laughed cause we knew that was
only half of the excuse. Ask Fran
ces Adams if it wasn’t!
Three of the Seniors have sudden
ly taken a keen interest in the re
modeling of a certain house on Main
Street—but due to a ‘ ‘certain under
standing” their names will not ap
pear in this column until a later
date—and I bet they are glad, too!
Now that Mary Woodruff has
stolen Pat’s place in Buddy’s heart
—Pat is getting ev'cn by spending
much of her time at the Woodruff
home and her second is Babbie Way.
Betty Tuttle went home to Leaks
ville, Grace Carpenter to States
ville, Ann Taylor to Morganton
and Cokey Preston ivith Margaret
McLean to Lumberton, Julia Lee
Little went home for her sister’s big
event. The Seniors Class is proud
to be kin to that young “Dia
mond-Little” of the Sophomore.
Florence McCanless is surely get
ting “doctored” up with good din
ners, etc., etc. Many of us would
like to be in her place—but we doubt
if she would let us — even for a
day.
WEDDINGS AND
engagements
In last Sunday’s paj>er. Dr. and
Mrs. Harris announced the engage
ment of their daughter Beverly
Little to Mr. Tom Rose. The wed
ding is to be in June.
The marriage of Miss Virginia
Gaddy of Durham and Mr. Howell
Bagby of Winston-Salem w^as re
cently announced. The couple are at
home in Winston-Salem.
HOME ECONOMIC
DEPARTMENT
TO GIVE TEA
Entertain State Home Ec.
Association Friday
The Home Economics Department
of Salem College is giving a tea on
Friday afternoon, March 29 at 4:00
in the Practice House, at w’hich the
members of the State Home Econom
ics Association who are attending
the meetings being held in Winston-
Salem this week-end, will be the
kuests. The girls wdio are taking
the Home Economics course will
.serve at the tea, under the direction
of Mrs. Meinung. The colors Of the
Association, yellow and green, will
be carried out in the use of jon
quils and forsythia for decoration,
and in the serving of yellow and
green candies with the tea.
“Thumbs dow'n” — you cannot
multiply the half of Zero by noth
ing.
Can you work this little number?
7 7 7 7 equals .'!G. You may add,
subtract, multiply or divide to get
the answer (56).
Although moments consist of 2nds,
there are uo 2nd moments.
APPLICATION BLANKS
This is especially for the Salemites
who are fairly ready to fill out ap
plication blanks: I hope this doesn’t
press you too much:
Q. Pull name?
A. Same as when empty.
Q. Present Address?
A. Here.
Q. Permanent address!
A. Sorry it’s just a marcell.
Q. Year of birth?
A. I don’t recall, but it was after
the flood and before the war.
Q. Weight?
A. Welter Weight (country cham
pion).
Q. Race?
A. Hundred yard dash, but I can
do the relay.
Q. C-ondition of health?
A. Very well, thank you, and how
are you?
Q. Any defects in sight or hear
ing?
A. I can see alright although t
am stone deaf, however, children
should be seen and not heard.
Q. Any other defects?
A. My I. Q. is only 43, my
mother dropped me out of the third
story window when I was only three
weeks old, and I haven’t had many
ideas since.
Q.Present position?
A. Standing on my head wag-
glingone ear.
Q. What position do you wish
to hold?
A. Editor of the Literary Digest.
How about you old Fruit?
Q. What is your present salary?
A. Conspicious by it’s absence.
Q. Salary you could coiisider per
month?
A. Eggs, sewing machines, stuff
ed monkeys, or what have you.
Q. What do you wish to teach?
A. Brat’s, what do you hope
for? Rabbits or trained fleas? I’m
a teacher, not a ring master.
Q. Give at least three good refer
ences?
A. John 3:10; Encyclopedia Bri-
tanicu Vol 7, P. 28. Now you tell
one.
Q. Please send photograph of
yourself?
A. Don’t be fresh. Bozo. I don’t
send mv pictures to strange men.
Q. Name the college you attend
ed.
A. It’s already got a name.
Q. Date ?
A. Now you are getting fresh.
Besides I’ve already got one. Laugh
that off.
Nicknames do more harm than
good. The American Ortopsychiatric
Association watched the affect of
nicknames on 2.3.5 boys and 75 girls.
It found that over 95% of the nick
names ]>roduced ill-feeling, resent
ment and fighting.
39 per cent boy.s’ nicknames from
perjonality defects.
32 per cent from physical defects.
7 per cent affection for individual.
32 per cent Girl’s nicknames were
the result of affection instead of de
fects. ^
A woman 73 years old who has
been a student for the last 10 years
at the University of Southern Cali
fornia fell last month and broke
her hip. She Tvept on her way to
the ho.spital because she would have
to stop studying at college now.
30 nationalities are represented in
the University of Chicago (111.)
dormitory which houses 100 foreign
students.
Zona Gale, famed authoress, will
present a series of lectures at the
University of Hawaii (Honolulu,
T. H.), this semester.
Great things are happening. You
know how nature is.
Bells! Bells! Our lives are adjust
ed and fashioned to the clanging of
the bells. The moments of our day
are stripped and whittled down to
fit the intricate pattern of bells.
in the early morning we are jerked
back to con.sciousness by the gasping
shriek of the alarm. We snatch on
the essentials of clothing, rake-thru
our trailing tresses and with a lip
stick poised in one hand, we dash to
breakfa.'^t at the ringing of a bell.
On gulping down the fifth mouthful
of toast, the chapel bell announces
compulsory attendance. Too bad
about that butter and jam but there
is the bell.
Chapel over and there goes the
first class bell. Oh, why don’t they
hurry and move on—they must not
realize I have a 9 o’clock class—
just as the second bell is ringing—
oh. I’m in—Present. Oh, dear a fire!
There go the fire belLs—I wonder
where— “All right, girls, let’s get
busy or we won’t fini.sh this discus
sion before the bell rings.”
Um, I’m postively famished —
M^onder if I’ll have time to run
acro.ss the street and grab a sand
wich between now and the bell. If
that fellow on the bicycle doesn’t
stop buzzing his bell and get out of
my way—When'! last class—Mary,
what time is it?—Ah, time for the
bell.
Um, I’m positively famished —
makes you so sleepy. I’ll just flop
for a minute and ten seconds—How
heavenly es, .lane. I’m in here.
What? the telephone? Yep, I heard
it ringing.
ISow that I’m up, I’ll run next
door and type a letter to Jim
Well I should have written more
but that tingle at the end of every
line is driving me nuts. —Why could
n’t they pxit a whistle on a type
writer instead of a bell?
The afternoon gone and time for
dinner I must slip into another dress
before the bell—there it goes!
Well I must get to work—of all
the English—and it must be rather
late for I just heard the prayer
meeting bell.
How could anyone absorb all of
this junk in one night—I’m disgust
ed. And that’s the 10:30 bell.
Come in! Oh hello kid— sure I’d
love to hear that orchestra on your
radio— yep. I’m coming.—Oh, how
dy everybody—Gee, Jane, I’m glad
you have this radio—yea nothing .so
soothing to a tortured brain as music
What did he say the next song
was? — What? “I Wanta Ring
Bells!”
N. C. EDUCATION
ASSOCIATION MEETS
IN WINSTON-SALEM
Fifty-First Annual
Convention
The fifty-first Annual Convention
of the North Carolina Education
Association will be held in Winston-
Salem on Thursday, Friday and Sat
urday, March twenty- eighth, twenty-
ninth, and thirtieth. S. B. Phillips,
Superintendent of the Greensboro
City Schools and president of the
North Carolina Education Associa
tion, will preside. The Registration
headquarters will be at the Richard
J. Reynolds High School
At the three general assemblies the
theme of the convention, “Educa
tion for the New Era,” w'ill be de
veloped in the lectures by three out
standing educators — Dr. .Tames H.
Richmond, Frankfort, Kentucky,
State Superintendent of Public In
struction; Dr. Willis A. Sutton, At
lanta, Georgia, Superintendent of
Atlanta City Schools; and Miss Flor
ence Hale of New York City, Editor
of “The Grade Teacher.”
In addition to these sessions, de
partmental meetings have been plan
ned at which the objectives and ac
tivities of specific cour.sea will be
considered.
Several members of the Salem Col
lege faculty will participate in these
programs.
Miss Grace Lawrence will be the
presiding officer at the group meet
ing of the Deans of Women at which
session Miss Katherine Riggan will
speak on ‘ ‘Program for Non-resident
College Students.” At the informal
dinner of the Deans which will take
place at Salem College Friday night ■
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