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! Vol. XXII. Winston-Salem, N.
' STUDENTS BOW TO
! FACULTY — AGAIN
Since that fateful night of March
27th, the students of Salem have
. been most humble. Their prestige
suffered a terrific blow when the
faculty edged out a one point vic
tory over them in basketball. The
only thing that keeps them from be
ing altogether ruined is the super
fluity of creaking bones and ailing
I muscles about — and a sneaking
I suspicion that the referee was per-
j taps lured into partiality via a bag
; of tasty cinnamon balls.
The outstanding players of the
game were Killer Kenyon, who prac
tically single-handed . . . coached.
Umpired, mopped the floor, and man
aged to polish off three student play
ers who showed possibilities of be-
l coming assets to their team. Spec-
j ial mention must be made, also, of
the back-handed miracle executed
by Georgie Glamack Downs (and
Fate); of the neatly executed tackle
■ by [’m-Pea-Green Campbell; of the
amazing number of uncalled fouls
by Sneak-Em-In Suavely; and of
the frightening gesticulations and
leg work done by Pitter-Patter Byrd.
Miss, Mayme Porter, of the Kyser
school of cheering, led the enthus
iastic rooters in a number of orig
inal and inspiring cheers — one of
Which was fifteen rahs for team.
Egged on by the volumnous support,
the faculty team jogged out on the
floor to play ten minutes of well-
greased carefully planned ball. Dr.
McEwen, in his bowery-ball-speeialty
shirt, rushed in for a few seconds to
further frighten the students. He
spenij his entire playing time trying
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C., March 31, 1942 No. 20.
DORIS NEBEL ELECTED
PRESIDENT OF I. R. S.
S'? Doris Nebel, daugh-
sonville, is President
Doris all over the campus only to
find that she was in lab with the
rest of the Home Ec. majors. So
Betsy Vanderbilt was decided upon
as the best prospect for dealing
out information — “Well,” said
Betsy, ‘ ‘ as you know, she’s house
president of Clewell and throughout
the whole ordeal she has been a lady
of tact and diplomacy — and be
sides that she can still speak in a
low tone of voice.”
Her chief interest and' motivating
influence at this point is a certain
Mr. Beal at Notre Dame. Not to
speak of a large Med school follow
ing and the unobtrusive Mr. Garvey
— and Betsy says that so far as she
knows Doris’ maim ambition is mar
riage. She’ll make a good house
keeper too — she’s got the neatest
room in Clewell.
She is on Stee Gee, a Pierrette
and a busines member of the “Sale-
mite” and she plays a real good
game of tennis.
SALEM STUDENTS HELP
UNCLE SAM
To sayl it was shocking is putting
it rather mildly. It was simply as
tounding I How could two campus
leaders whom we considered im
portant enough to choose as publi
cation editors, have deceived every-
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