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Gramle asks for announcements I.elia Marshino: (Pepsi Cola Hits the Spot) ■ . . Let me all of you invite To meet with alumnae Saturday nite For Russian tea and a talk on ■‘How We Can Make the College More Highbrow.” Guillermo Frances (D. U. Z.) Boxweed Day, Boxwood Day Now that science is here to stay They’ll cook with gas, Where boxwoods sway March the 7th is the day So grab a spade and dig away. Francisca Sower (Ta-ra-ra- Boom, etc.) Come to Memorial Hall The best recital yet— Sadi Walston will play Guitar and castanet. Dorotea Gueth (Super Suds) See bull fight—tomorrow night. Bring your twenty-five cents and tax. .A. A. presents Roberto Gray, Toreador Superior. Pres, asks for report of college conference. Report of College Conference—Gre gorio Cantador (Ah, Sweet Mys tery) : Oh, the college conference was so exciting -And discussion stimulating and delighting. We have solved the problems of our education— Cut out curriculum and add more recreation. -All the other schools use movies in the classes. That’s the only way to teachh a bunch of—^students. We must modernize and change our way of doin’ For if we don’t we’ll surely lead to ruin. Gramle (Old Black Joe): Gone are the days, when the stu dents worked in school. Those good old days, when stu dies were the rule. Here is a list of all the things they ask To think through this problem will be our task. A long weekend, more light cuts, No homework to be done. Unlimited cuts and cars to keep them on the run. Faculty: How wild, how wild, how \\'ild can the young folks, be ? Just teach at Seville Institute and i'ou’ll see, ' u'-mle asks for discussion. Maria Dinero (Scales, etc.) They don’t need a three-day weekend. Time on class they can better spend. We’ll have to keep them here more. If we have no Saturday class Students will leave Friday en masse. What do they come to school for ? On weekends they should stay and rest. So they can work wdtli much more zest. You’d think their work was a bore. The>- don’t have enough work to do. That’s why they leave when they get through. Let us all give them some more. Amen. Anna Perry h ombre (Easter Parade) : When the3' sit up late, they sleep through class at eight. So I’m opposed to having light cuts for every night. W'diat they do is.play all the live long day And wait till midnight to begin their work for next day. Our electric bill is soaring still, So let’s cut it down and save. And they’ll find that they feel much better each day. Then all lights out at ’leven. We’ll all get up at seven. And be there bright and early for classes at eight. Betta Reigner (St. Louis Blues) : They want no homework— Nothing to do, that’s true. But I like homework A sweetheart of a blouse for you. Let’s give ’em more to do. Now if it weren’t for homework, What would they have to do ? They wouldn’t study. And we’d have to push them through—school—so can be. Make assignments as long as they Let’s show we’ve a heart like a rock cast in the sea. Or else they’ll think they’re get ting off too easily. Teodor Curie (Ach Du Lieber Augustine) : They should have to come to class every day. For they shouldn’t miss all those pearls of wisdom. So let them all come to class every day. Saturdays are bad indeed, when half the class cuts (repeat) We repeat on Tuesday all we’ve done on Saturday, So let them all come to class every day. Students aren’t mature enough, to get what thejr miss. (repeat) For we have to spoon-feed, and tell them what to read. So let them all come to class every day. Katrina Niquelsona (Blues in the Night); Now please let me tell you That they’ll try to sell you The idea that they all need cars. But that is a mistake And they will all break The rules of our little red book. When thej" should be here Improving their minds and study ing hard. From Seville to Madrid From here to the beach. Wherever ' the highways go. There’s danger and trouble And cars make it double. So I say let’s not have cars. Let . every jerk stay here and work. No cars are allowed. Gramle (Frere Jacciues) : The}^ won’t work, they won’t work Till they get what they want. , What is your suggestion ? Let’s make a decision. Think it through. Think it through. Faculty (The Great Ship Titanic): Take away Privileges From Roberto who’s the leader of it all. Restrictions for all Till a meeting we call. And probation for the rest of the year. Call them in, call them in. As students file in and stand at the back of the stage, the faculty chants: (“Students, the faculty is after you today.”) Eloisa Bainez reports to the students (Melancholy Baby): Listen to the penalty you get. Take it like a man and don’t fret. All your privileges we have taken away You may get them back some sunny day. All the rest we will put on pro bation Till, commencement Day is here. Now students you may go. We know this is a blow. Our sympathies we offer to you. Students leave. Faculty stands and sings : Thirty more days till next meet ing When each other we’re greeting And matters important we’re treating. We can hardly wait. A'a/1 Uynit Afiajj On Salem Campus NYLON CLASSIC New note for campus wear —the Gaucho SUEDEKNIT^ 1 long-sleeve style 5«98 7 is V j short-sleeve style 3.98 “Oops,” how did this get into the Salemite? ^Ye made our Gaucho Sport Shirt for men, but they are proving to be just as popular with the ladies. It is 11% Hanespun cotton knitted, to give the “feel” of fine Cashmere. Gaucho collar lies flat. Double-rib cuffs and waist band, with or without pockets. Fast Colors: Cedar Green, Dusty Gold, Palomino Tan, Marlin Blue, Sea Gull Gray, Forest Blue. Wonderful value for only $2.25. Featured in AAHnston-Salem at Bocock-Stroud, StitlTs, Hine-Bagby, The Vou'ue, S & M Clothiers and other leading stores. *Reg. U. S. Pat. Off. navy, pink, light green, lio'lit blue and flamigo. Sports Shop—main floor Sportswear — Underwear — Sleepers P. H. HANES KNITTING CO. Winston-Salem 1, N. C.
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