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Installation
(Continued from page one)
the best way to pass out chewing
gum and candy during chapel to
all students,and the formula to the
exciting mad-dash-walk that all
chief marshals must have to get
all last minute announcements to
the stage.
Class presidents, Judy Graham,
Denyse McLawhorn, and Mary
Jane Galloway joyously take over
the jobs of Carolyn Kneeburg,
Emily Baker, Madeline Allen, and
Shirley Redlack. These jobs re
quiring little work, no organization,
and no extra time are considered
the easiest jobs on campus.
This article comes out on the
first day of April and is therefore
an April Fool, but we remind you
that chapel is required Tuesday and
that ain’t no fooling!
Men Stop
To Stare
By Frank Kinney
Once upon a time clothes were
worn for protection from the ele
ments. If they chanced to be be
coming well and good-—but their
major purpose was the covering of
one’s nakedness. All that is changed
now. Clothes have become decora
tion, corrective camouflage to con
ceal. thick waists, flat chests, wide
hips or other, figure faults.
Once hair was intended to shield
a woman from summer’s hot sun
or winter’s bleak winds but civiliza
tion has found a better use for it.
Hair designers are doing a great
job ' of concealing faulty facial
features while they bring out the
full beauty of a woman’s head.
If your hair isn’t doing some
thing for you—you had better do
something for it. Men stop to stare
at the woman who wears a beauti
ful hair style designed, shaped and
waved at The Hairdesigners Beauty
Salon, 416 N. Spruce St. Phono
4-2411. —(adv.)
C0SM0I2A/HA
fCoitinued from page two)
Back to the present—but before
going the way of “The High and
the Mighty,” we offer our star
dramatic awards of the year to
Grace Kelly McAuley and M.
Brando Arey; our supporting role
awards to E, O’Brien Spinks and
Eva Mane St. Mixon ... Not for
wearing blue jeans or playing with
pigeons on rooftops or associating
with barefoot women—but for pro
viding, us with a time trip to 1850
—(no April fool either).
With hopes now that none of the
travelers succumb to the problem
of fwo Rhodes scholars who:
“Dined this winter in the Eliza-
^bethan restaurant of London’s Gore
Hotel, where they were informed
by the waitress who brought their
soup that it was the custom for
patrons to do without spoons and
drink the soup from the bowl, just
as the Elizabethans did. They
amiably complied, and when tha
roast peacock came along and they
discovered that there wasn’t any
silverware on the table, they man
aged to do without that too.
Then the waitress returned to
clear for dessert, and sai^, “My
word, didn’t I bring you gentlemen
any knives and forks?”
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