mm Page Four THE S A L E M1T E November 2. 195(^ Reporter Finds K. K. K. Fools* Paradise Now I know why I have an education. And I am glad I’m not a fool. Because some people are. I found this out Saturday night when I attended a Ku Klux Klan meeting at a drive-in theater in Concord. Naturally, I went out of curiosity. But I went entirely open minded. The Klan could have persuaded me that they were, in the right. But they didn’t. Cross Lights Way A huge cross, as big as a two- story building, stood in front of the white screen of the drive-in. A rope was around the stage and more than a hundred people were hanging on to it. Some of them were laughing. Some were listen ing attentively. On the stage were four or five hooded figures. The other six or seven men with sheets and dunce caps were standing in front of the rope. The speaker knew his powers. He was not unlike one of these hoo-doo men who let their voices rise and fall with the wind to give it an eerie and super-natural quality. Speaks In Name of God "I’m speaking in the name of God when I say that He made the whites white and the blacks black. He meant for the whites to be better. I have a servant at my house. She knows her place and she’s happy. She’s a nigger and she’s glad of it.’’ Then he told that he was an ordained minister and that his con gregation knew where he was and wanted him to speak here. Praises Law Enforcement There were a dozen policemen standing around. “I want all you good people to know that North Carolina has the finest police force in the state ... the finest and smartest highway patrol . . . the finest F. B. I.” Damns Reporters And to the reporters. "I reckon you reporters will go out tomorrow and print your usual lies in the papers. You’ll say that there were jtist a handful of ignorant people here and right now I can count two hundred. Now say an Amen for me.” Reverent “Amen’s” answered him. "Walk With Your Cook Up Main Street” He even had a most reasonable answer to Southerners who were for integration. I’ll tell you why you want integration.” He paused dramatically. "Maybe—just maybe, your cook SALEM SHOE REPAIR is more than a cook to you. Maybe you’d rather walk down the main street of town with her instead of taking her on the back roads. Now say Amen.” Sense of Humor Nil The "minister” felt he should prove that he was a native of North Carolina. A cute, original joke would do it. “I’m a Tarheel born. I'm a Tarheel bred, and when I die I’m a Tarheel dead.” The audience went into gales of laughter. Obviously they had never heard the U. N. C. alma mater. Very original. “I know you all are wondering how to get into this organization,” he said. By this time I was won dering if it was worth getting a run in my stocking by tromping through the weeds. Exclusive Organization “Only special people can be a member.” He repeated this. Not everyone can be a member of this fine organization. You have to meet a lot of qualifications. Christian . . . White . . . Gentile . . . Protestant . . . No half-breedswillo White.” The dozen Klansmen then passed New Layout To Be Used In Yearbook Sissie Allen, editor-in-cheif of “Sights and Insights”, and her staff have decided upon a definite lay out and are working hard to make this year’s annual the best one yet. Some pictures, including indi vidual photographs, have been made already; the rest will be taken within the next four weeks. The chief writers—Jo Smither- man, Mary, Walton, Judy Golden, and Toni Gill — and their helpers have turned in the first draft of the annual copy. Jane Wrike, business manager, has been busy with the hard job of financing the annual. "With out her we couldn’t live!” declared Sissie. According to Sissie "Sights and Insights” of 1957 will be quite dif ferent from the ones of past years. Some nice surprises are in store for us when we receive our annuals next May, she claims. From all reports, this one should really be the best yet. ■—Nan Williams out questionnaires. The Grand What’cha call it pronounced it “questioneer”. There were very pertinent questions on it. For ex ample, age and weight and height. We decided the Klan wanted to know whether to fit a member with a single bed sheet or a double bed sheet. I had nearly stepped in a mud puddle in the field and besides the sparks and the smoke from the burning cross were about to choke me to death. We left though we could see we would miss a talk by an important red-satin-sheeted of ficer. I had heard enough. —Marcia Stanley Holiday Rules Something big planned for the Thanksgiving holidays ? The Dean of Students’ office re minds you that you must have parents’ permission to spend the holidays anywhere other than at home. This rule will not apply to those girls going to New York with the Choral Ensemble if their parents have signed the permission blank for college trips. Thanksgiving vacation, which be gins Wednesday, November 21, is the only holiday during which the college stays open; it will be com pletely closed during Christmas and Easter. Students who plan to stay at Salem during the Thanksgiving vacation will be put together in one central dormitory. No One Else By Frank Kinney It is your business if you are content with ill fitting clothes or a shoddy hair style. No one else will notice. Yet, no one can catch the eyes of others easier than you when you are well dressed and I your hair frames your features in a way that compels attention. You will never lack admirers •—you may even have more than you are due, when you are nicer looking than your competition. Your good looks and your future are your responsibility , . . Make the most of them in a head first hair fashion, shaped and permanent waved by Thermal Modulation at The Hairdesigners Beauty Salon, 416 N. Spruce Street. Drop in or phone 4-2411. Scorpions (Continued from page one) ant editor of the college yearbook, a marshall, secretary of the Junior class, and a member of the Future Teachers of America. The Order is formally dedicated to the fostering of “the true spirit and ideals of Salem College.” Qualifications for membership are also secret, but the Order fre quently includes and anticipates major campus officers. Member ship is limited to juniors and sen iors. Fresh men: All of you have something to say — well, say it! Or better still, write it and enter it in the Salemite Creative Writing Competi tion. Deadline — November 23. TOWN STEAK HOUSE WATCH FOR THE OPENING OF THE NEW STEAI^ house on STRATFORD ROAD S. 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