Aprii -^1 1937 StudentGovernmentlnitiatesFabulousNewCampusRules Erwin Heads A New Club In spring, a young girl’s fancy (urns to . . . thoughts other than school, and this year seems to be no exception. Dottie Ervin’s dra matic performance as Cupid in tlie Senior Class Skit has inspired countless Salemites to join an or ganization which will probably grow by leaps and bounds until the end of school. Miss Ervin points out that the main objectives of the club are the cultivation of boyfriends and the noncultivation of classwork. Meet ings in the da_vtime are held in the swimming pool beside Clewell. All who would like to become members must bring the necessary equip ment; tow^el. sunglasses, and sun tan oil. Also instrumental in starting this mass movement were Mary Mar garet Dzevaltauskas and Nancy Warren. The principal job of these two girls iti the club will be song leading and entertainment. As a final word, the,new presi dent points out: “We feel that the spirit which our club seeks to main tain has been present on Salem’s campus for many years. It has been our joy to organize these ideals into a club which we think will have top priority during the last few rnontlis of school.’’ —Jenny Elder CfileniJar Monday: Clara Bow in the !t Girl at the Winston. Exciting movie revealing newest back lines of Hollywood”. At the Carolina, “(he singing rage of the Atomic Age”, Elvis I rcslcy, stars in Xoo Much. Tuesday: At 5:00 p.m. on station ^'^AAA, a talk rvill be given to members of the Freshman Class at Salem. The subject will be “Ten Reasons Why You Are Failing Your Term Papers”. Wednesday: All girls who havei participated in sun bathing are asked to contribute SOc to help pay hospital bills for those men who fell off the roof while work ing on the new dorm. 1 hursday: A guided tour is plan ned for interested Salemites who wish to inspect old bricks on the campus walkways. These worn liricks will be sent to the Smith sonian Institute following this tour, Friday: A tea will be given for those who took the above tour. It is to be sponsored by the new “Let Us Fix Your Heels” shoe store which has just opened in Winston-Salem. Saturday: At 8:00 p.m., in Room 4 of Main Hall, the Sophomore Class will be given still another test on : “Why I Should Remain At Salem for Two More Years”. —Betsy Gatling New Changes Are Vital To Welfare In a closed meeting of the Stu dent Bod3- Tuesday morning dur ing Assenihlv, a new and revolu- ticuiarv body of rules was adopted to replace the present regulations. Since all the new rules were ad- vantagous to the students’ welfare,' it was not deemed necessary to present them to the Stee Gee As sociation for a vote, announced the new president, lane Wrike. Cate gories for tile new rules are: class attendance, class work, evening en gagements, overnights, horseback riding, signing in and out, and the locking of dormitory doors. Class attendance: Students are required to attend 2% of the meetings of each class in order to receive credit for the course. An E or F grade requires that the student attend 5% of the meetings of the class. Attendance at Physical Education classes is not necessary. The student is asked to attend this class only when she wants to. Class work: The only exams to be given in an.y course are the final examina tions. A composite term paper of not more than eight pages shall be written by the student to cover all cour.ses. If the student is unable to complete this paper, she may use one from her dormitory files, providing she adds her own name at the bottom of the page. Evening engagements : Each student has unlimited even ing engagements as long as she has a different outfit for each evening. When her wardrobe runs out, shq must take a week’s breather to replenish it. House presidents will keep a record of what eacli girli wears. (Separates do not count). Overnights: Friday, Saturda\3 and Sunda\^ are free overnights. Weekday over nights are limited to 7 per month. Horseback riding: Permission from iiome is no longer needed for girls to horse back ride. An underclassman may keep her favorite horse in the base ment of Clewell. She may bring the liorse in only from the base ment door, never down the stairs. She ma}' ride her horse on front campus, but she may tiot ride the animal to town. Signing in and out: Students are no longer required to sign in or out. Nobody cares where you are anyway. Locking of dormitory doors: Dormitorj- doors will remain un locked at all times in anticipation of a panty-raid. .. .. Harris To Give Recital Harriet Harris is finally giving her castinet recital in Memorial Hall, Monday, April 8 at 8:21 p.m. The refcital was postponed twice due to hangnails on Miss Harris’ “wicked” right hand. In a recent interview with Miss Harris, she was asked to give her own opinion as to the most im portant prerequisite to a r t i s t i o castinet playing. She suggested that any person with St. Vitus dance should think seriously about learning to play the castinets. Miss Harris has the Ubangi tribei in Africa to thank for some of her interesting musical ideas. Several years ago, when she vi.oited the tribe, she was absolutely fascinated by the rhythmical clicking of lip plates when the Ubangis talked— especially at a fast rate of speed. After an intense study of these rhythms, she composed a nocturne. Ubangi Castaway for left hand alone, which is included, in her program for Monday night. Other than the Ubangis, Miss Harris has studied with Lord Flea and his Calypsonians, Xavier.Cugat, Little Richard, Fire House.. Five Plus Two, and Clementine, Sander- borg. For her opening number. Miss Harris will play Here We Go In A Row, The rest of the program IS as follows: Prelude and Fuguet in D double fiat minor by Bach; Hymn to Apollo; All Shook Up by- Elvis Presley; Ubangi Castaway by Miss Harris; and to close this varied program she will play a Concerto for Castinet and Harpsi chord by Monteverdi. Following the program a re ception will be held on the athletic field. —Martha Goddard This is a tale toid by idiots full of sound and fury signifying nothing Volume XXXVII Salem College, Winston-Salem, N. C., Friday, April I, 1957 Number 22 Dining Room Announces Menu For Coming Week Mrs. Heidbreder has just aii- iioimced to the Salemite that a large sum of money, which was donated to the school by an alumus, ha.s been set aside for the dining room. Witli this announcement, Mrs. Cummings sent a menu for the five remaining weeks of the semester. To give the students an idea of what to expect, a scliedule for the week of A])ril 8 has been printed: Week of April 8: Monday: Breakfast: Fried eggs, Bacon, Toast, Milk, Coffee, Choice of Tomato or Orange juice, Oatmeal or Dr>- Cereal. Lunch : Broiled Ham, Epicu rean St\'le Sauttecd Noodles, Onions and Green Peppers. Oinner: Chicken Fricassee with Hot Biscuits, Steamed Rice. Winter Squash, d'uesdaj' : Breakfast: French Omelet, Rasplierr_v Jam, Toast, Half Grapefruit, Dry Cereal. hunch: Lobster Salad, Shoe string Potatoes, Green Peas, Hot Rolls, Iced Tea. Dinner: Roast Loin of Pork, Mashed Potatoes, Applesauce, Glazed Onions, Yellow Tur nip. Wednesday: Breakfast: Kippered Herring, Corn Muffins, Coffee or Tea, Half of Cantalope. Lunch: Fillets of Flounder, Amandine, Puree of Spinach, ■Sweet French Rolls. Dinner: Ravioli, Green Salad with Roquefort Dressing, Italian Bread, Iced Tea. . Thursday: Breakfast: Broiled Sausages, Buckwheat Cakes, Maple Syrup, Milk, Fresh Orange Juice, Lunch : Lobster Slew, Green Salad, Toasted English Muf fins, Lemonade or Tea. Dinner: Stuffed Muslirooms on Toast, Bacon, P o p o v e r s. Lemon Tarts. Friday: Breakfast: Scrambled Eggs. Hot Cross Buns, Tomato luice, Drj- Cereal. Lunch : Cheese Souffle, Green Beans, Cream Scones, Coffee. Dinner: Curried Shrimp, Mace doine Salad, Melba Toast. Saturday: Breakfast: Broiled Ham and Eggs, Broiled Tomatoes, Muffins, Half Grapefruit, Coffee or Milk, Dry Cereal. Lunch: Broiled Steak (Fillet Mignon), Martinique Pota toes, BTench Fried Onion Rings, Broccoli, Coffee, Milk, or Grape Fizz. The menu will vary each week, so we shall all have something very tasty to look forward to on our return. —Marj' Jo Wynne What Is This Thing Called Babcock Dorm? The new dorm certainlj' has pro voked a lot of questions as to what it will really be like. To clear up this insignificant matter, 1 have called a special meeting of com mittee, tlie Big Three composed of mv'sclf, Dale lllick Gramley (Diggs), and Tom Perry of Harry's^ Hideaway. V\’e three' have dis cussed ]>ro and con for iTiany long hours in the Music Hall and have' come to several final decisions. We thought that several final decisions would be better than just one. First of all, a word of safety con cerning tlie furniture in the new dorm. These furnishings are to be handled with the utmost of care. There is a two-fold reason for this precaution. One, they were' made by our Davidson brothers, and two, any scratches on the floor planks made i)y falling furnishings' will he l)Ut on >-our record. For ydur o\\ ti safety in such small rooms, there will be a limited amount of furniture. Besides the necessities such as stuffed animals, bulletin boards, boyfriends’ pic tures, etcetra, the school urges each and every one of the per spective residents to invest in a bed, chair and dresser. All may be imrcliased at a reasonable cost from Brother Suavely at Ye Olde Booke Shoppe. (At this writing, Brother Suavely has just bought out Davidson Brothers, Inc.) Due to the short wires, electricity will not be on the program for the new dorm. The management re grets this, so will the residents. Therefore, electrical equipment such as irons (curling, steam and otherwise), lamps, gramophones, victrolas, and refrigerators (as was found before inspection in Sisters’ Dorm) is strongly discouraged. All lighting materials will be produced by Brother Welfare’s Tallowe and I Wicke Shoppe. Because of the high cost of matches, residents must restrict their use of matches to seven per week. Due to the incousiderateness on the part of the Olde Salem Wreck ers and Restorers Committee (con struction workers), there will be no choice in hot or cold w ater. For that matter there will be no water, running or otherwise. How- over, wooden buckets and tea spoons (“not to be taken from the Dining Room”, thank 3W1, Sister Cummings), will he provided for those who wish to sponge bathe before the pool opens in Ma3-. Cn the subject of water, accommoda tions for the uncomfortable will be| outside the dorm only. They will: be at strategically placed points on back campus. Those who must make use of theje accommodations late at night must secure late per mission. Parties and Other date securing methods are encouraged at Bab cock Dorm, if you want to call dating once every two months “en couraged dating”. Brother Wright, our in-coming dean of socials, must interview each new gentleman and check his name against- the black list. All young gentlemen attend- ing a Salem folk dance social must submit before hand to a thorough search for liquor or any other Iiabit forming drug. There will, be a variety of enter tainments in the new-dorm. Basket weaving materials, sewing kits and all other Do-It-Yourself kits will be provided by the school at a low additional cost. Ping pong tables will be set up if thirty or more girls petition one. Balls will be furnished at a later date. On the last Saturday of every fourth month, Brother Johansen' will call for the folk dancing. Music will be furnished by Salem’s own 20- piece Moravian orchestra featuring Sister Deanna on the fiddle. It is encouraged that girls and their gentlemen callers remain at all times with both feet on the floor. Therefore, jitterhopping is discour aged. Chaperones must be present. 4 he3' will not be obvious, however. Onh^ one chaperone per couiile. We must insist that only parlor chat (idle chatter) he used. This out laws off-color jokes, loud guffaw ing and romantic whisperings (smooching). All forms of entertainment, in cluding parties, must end abruptly at nine bells. Sister Roberts re minds the future residents of Bab cock Dorm that the chaperones don’t want to say good-night to your gentlemen callers. Projier dormitory language will be enforced. Conversations in hall ways or rooms must' consist of educational and intellectual data. Words such as “fudge” and “fiddle sticks” must he substituted for those words not allowed in print. When girls in Babcock Dorm are tempted even to think of a bad word, they must remember their school s patriotic tiieme song, “Strong are thy svalls, oh Sa-alem, Thy virgin trees stand tall, etc.”. We on the committee are certain Fiat just , the first few lines of our inspiring song are incentive enough to turn, us from evil thoughts. 1 tliink our school theme song is a iiroper note on which to end my discussion of tlie new dorm regulations. If there are still a few girls desiring to reside in Bab cock Dormitory next year, they may contact me. at Main 50573. By the way, if no one answ-ers, don’t get discouraged. There is no such nuniher. -—Pat Houston