Newspapers / Salem College Student Newspaper / March 7, 1958, edition 1 / Page 2
Part of Salem College Student Newspaper / About this page
This page has errors
The date, title, or page description is wrong
This page has harmful content
This page contains sensitive or offensive material
rifwiiiiMttmiiai Page Two THE SALEMITE March 7. “The World Of Spoofnik” Presented by the Salem College Faculty March 6, 1958 8:30 P. M. For Benefit of World University Service ACT 1 Opening Chorus By Ensemble; Chatham, Africa, Perryman, Simpson, Gramley, Newlin, Fulp, Cooper, Campbell, Lovett, Cov ington, Scott, Hixson, Curlee, Patterson, Byrd, French, Johan sen, Melvin, Roberts, Lewis, Pal mer, Snow, L. White, McNeely, Workman, Farley, Samson, Britt, Sandresky, Pyron, Marsh, Heid- breder, Byers, Sanders, Austin, Meigs. SONG “Filter Flip forever, let your voices ring. Filter Flip forever, open up your mouths and sing. Oh, Filter Flip fly upward Upward toward the blue. Join celestial bodies. Join the orbits new . . . RAH, RAH, RAH!” “Rock and roll with Venus, Swing a wicked hip. Be a star-spawned genius. Alumnae of Filter Flip. Learn to split the atom. Weekend out in space. Co-eds—Sir and Madam, Make a heavenly place. Filter Flip forever—winner of the . t race! Introduction SPEAKING CHORUS: Horne, Gentry, Shewmake. ANNOUNCER; Britt Scene 1 SETTING: Dr. Damnley’s office at Fitter Flip College. CAST; President Damnley (Dr. Gramley); Dripp (Britt) ; Secre taries ; Palmer, Samson, Snow, Vamp (Kirkland); O r b a n i a (Paine); Guide (Africa). Song “It ain’t necessarily so— It ain’t necessarily so— We’ll take up high livin’ The moment we give in And Filter Flip goes co-ed.” “Cocktail hour on Babcock terrace, Dacquiries in the May Day dell I They’ll call us little Paris!” “It ain’t necessarily so— It ain’t necessarily so— We’ll all have our big fling. We’ll go Lohrengrining, Once Filter Flip goes co-ed.” “Bridal suite on first floor Bitting! Wedding photographic sitting! Trousseaux we’re fitting!” “When you enter Filter Flip, Each course may seem a chore. You must read the text-book Whenever you’re able. But not if a date’s at the door.” “It ain’t necessarily so— It ain’t necessarily so— We’ll all go off tootin’ That Kinsey is rootin’ For Filter Flip to go co-ed.” No more Mona Lisa style! We’ll all be wearing Francoise Sagan’s certain smile.” “It ain’t necessarily so— It ain’t necessarily so— ■ Our standards would cave in The moment we gave in And Filter Flip went co-ed. I’m giving this sales talk for show But— It ain’t necessarily, ain’t neces sarily, ain’t necessarily so.” Song “Stop philosophizing. Blood pressure’s rising. We’re upset.” “We need Bufferin To end our sufferin’. We’re upset.” “Bring atomizers and tranquilizers. We’re upset.” Scene 2 SETTING: Education Department at Filter Flip. CAST: Welch, L. White, Byers, Meigs, Workman, Farley, Paine, Africa. Song “Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you. No, you can’t. Yes, I can. No, you can’t. Yes, I can. No, you can’t, no, you can’t, no, you can’t. Yes, I can, yes, I can. Yes, I can.” “Anything you can say, I can say softer. I can say anything softer than you. No, you can’t. Yes, I can. No, you can’t. Yes, I can. No, you can’t, no, you can’t, no, you can’t. Yes, I can, yes, I can, yes, I can.” “Anything you can sing, I can sing louder. I can sing anything louder than you. No, you can’t. Yes, I can. No, you can’t. Yes, I can. No, you can’t, no, you can’t, no, you can’t. Yes, I can, yes, I can, yes, I can.’ Scene 3 SETTING: Dean Heidscraper’s office. CAST: Dean PIeidscraper( Heid- breder), Ivonia (Hixson), Lovett, Chatham, Roberts, Patterson, Paine, Africa, and Ensemble. Song “Students are lazy. They’re drivin’ us crazy. We’re upset.” “Declare a moratorium Or we’ll need a sanitorium. We’re upset.” “Here’s a bottle And a little pot-tie. We’re upset.” “Sessions semantic Are drivin’ us frantic. We’re upset.” “Prospects are vanishin’. Who’s got the Anacin ? We’re ups^t.” “Down with scholarship ! Flunk ’em all and take a trip.” We’re upset.” “We refuse To compare IQ’s. We’re upset.” “You’re breaking tradition. You’re heading for perdition. Alumnae’s upset.” “We must confess School’s in a mess. We’re upset.” “We’re in a tizzy. Sick and dizzy. We’re upset.” “Things are hectic. We’re apoplectic. We’re upset.” “We’re facing desperation. We need a long vacation. We’re upset.” “Do you think it prudent To kill off the student? We’re upset.” “Quiet, folks, quiet! Let’s stop this riot. You’re upset.” Scene 4 SETTING: President Damnley’s office. CAST: Paine, Africa, Gramley, Britt, Samson, Snow, Palmer, McNeely, Simpson. DANCE: By Speaking Chorus (Horne, Gentry, Shewmake). Song “Off we whiz into the wild blue blunder Sputtering high into the blue. If our rocket ship should blow asunder What in the heck are we going to do ?” “Spinning on past the constellations In a ship that’s large and hefty. Filter Flip’s name will go up in fame. We’ll swing and we’ll sing for I. R. F. T. Scene S ^ SETTING: Classroom at the Uni versity of Venus. CAST: Lewis, Africa, Paine, W. White, Simpson, Johansen, Pyron, Covington, Welch, Shaffer. Song “Far-away places with strange- soundin’ names Far away up in the sky— Those far-away spaces with the strange-soundin’ names Are twirlin’, whirlin’ by.” “Chasing the rainbow or riding the wind. We’ll pass by the stars one by one. And be wishing that somewhere out there in the blue. We’ll catch up one day with the sun.” “We’ll visit on Jupiter, Pluto, and Mars, We’ll swing on a comet’s tail; We’ll whiz by Orion and all of his stars. We’ll dash down the Milky trail.” “So—^\vhat if we’re dreamers—well, maybe we are. But we know that out there in the air. There are far-away places that we’re going to find. Someday—somehow—somewhere.” Song “We’re coming, we’re coming For our hearts are young and gay. We’re off the ground, we’re up ward bound For the Milky Way.” Scene 6 SETTING: Science Department at Filter Flip. CAST: Workman, Johansen, Shaf-. fer, French, Denton, Byers, Scott, Melvin, Curlee, Paine, Africa. Song “Folks are dumb Where I come from, they ain’t had any learnin’. Still they’re happy as can be A-doin’ what comes natur’lly, A-doin’ what comes natur’lly.” Folks like us could never fuss With schools and books and learnin’. But I could get a Phi Bete key Doin’ what comes natur’lly, Doin’ what comes natur’lly.” “You don’t have to know how to read or write When you’re out with a fellow in the pale moonlight. You don’t have to look in a book to find What he thinks of the moon and what is on his mind. That comes naturally. That comes naturally.” “When I lived down in Texas I learned a thing or two. I found out there were sexes Who Kke to bill and coo.” “Now I’m the one who wants her fun On earth or up on Venus. So flap your wings and follow me, Doin’ what comes naturally.” “You don’t have to go to a privatf school To learn how to take on any crazj fool. You don’t have to have a profes sor’s dome Not to go for the honey when th( bee’s at home. That comes naturally. That comes naturally.” “My wild oats I am sowing I’m looking for a date. The reason for my going To college is to find a mate. Education may be good for libera izin’ learnin’. But as for me I’ll get my degree Doin’ what comes naturally. Doin’ what comes naturally. Wait and see and you’ll see n Doin’ what comes naturally. Doin’ what comes naturally.” Song “While I was walking round the Square one bright and sunny day, I saw a great big wooden box a-sittin’ in the way. I grabbed it up and opened it up and much to my surprise. Oh, I discovered a XXX right be fore my eyes.” “I picked it up and ran around as happy as a king. I took it to our president who wouldn’t touch the thing. And this is what he hollered at me when he stood up and said: ‘Get out of here with that XXX before you lose your head! “I turned around and got right out a-runnin’ like a vixen. I took it over to Main Hall to show it to Dean Hixson. But this is what she hollered at me as I walked in the door: ‘Oh, get out of here with that XXX and don’t come back no more 1’ ” “I hurried to the Music Hall to (Continued on Page Three)
Salem College Student Newspaper
Standardized title groups preceding, succeeding, and alternate titles together.
March 7, 1958, edition 1
2
Click "Submit" to request a review of this page. NCDHC staff will check .
0 / 75