March 7, 1938
THE SALEMITE
Page Three
“The World Of Spoofnik”
(Continued from page two)
see if they could use it.
Sandresky met me at the door . . .
he asked: ‘Is that thing Music?’
He said he’d take most any old
thing, he was a desperate man,
But when I showed him the XXX
' he turned around and ran.’*
“We’ll fly away to a far-off place,
the victim of our fate.
If we don’t land on Venus, we’ll
make the Pearly Gate.
Saint Peter will look into his Book
and tell us where to go:
‘Get out of here with that XXX
and take it down below!”’
Scene 7
SETTING: Outside, at the launch
ing pad.
CAST: Austin, Sanders, Farley,
Perryman, entire ensemble.
Song
“Spoofnix bustin’ out all over.
All over the campus and the skies.
All the comets are a-runin’
And old Pluto is a-gunnin’
For these earth folk who are yellin’
their good-byes.
YES!”
“Spoofnix bustin’ out all over.
Excitement is gettin’ so intense
That these Carolina peepers
Have been knocking the be-jeepers
Out of every livin’ soul with any
sense.”
“Away they go! Go, Go, Go—
Yes, away they go—go—go!”
“Spoofnix landed up on Venus,
The planet is full of Jacks and Jills.
With antennae all a-swishin’
Every female is a-wishin’
That a male would come along and
pay her bills.”
“Spoofnix bustin’ out all over.
We’re spinnin’ along the Milky
Way.
And off into space we’re whirlin’.
All the ladies are a-twirlin’
And the fellows are a-girlin’ night
and day.”
“So let’s be gay! Gay, gay, gay!
Everyone be gay—gay—gay . . .
YES!”
INTERMISSION
ACT II
SETTING: Club Satellite, on
Venus.
MASTER OF CEREMONIES:
Britt
1. Opening Chorus — “Stouthearted
Men” (L. White, Snow, Johnson,
E. Stevens, Byers)
Song—“Put On Your New Glass
Bonnet” (Shaffer, W. Stevens,
Johansen, Mueller, Bell)
2. Dance—“Venus and the Profes
sor” (Gentry, Paine)
3. Spoofnix Trio ^ (Heidemann,
jaebbowsky, Medlin) didn’t get
back from the moon in time to
appear.
4. Song Premiere — “I’m Gonna
Zoom-Up To The Moon” (Paul
Peterson)
5. Lucky Star Prizes (Britt)
6. Sax Solo—“Stardust” f??)
7. Duet—“My Blue Heaven” (The
Sandreskys with Eleanor Guthrie
accompanying)
8. Superman (???)
Jacobowsky)
9. Mighty Mouse (???)
Audience sings with cast:
M-i-g-h-t-y M-o-u-s-e
Mighty Mouse, Mighty Mouse
Forever let us hold our banners
high.
Through the years we’ll all be
friends
Wherever we may be—
M-i-g-h-t-y M-o-u-s-e
THE END
TECHNICAL CREW
SCRIPT: Philip Africa, Inzer By
ers, Carl Meigs, Stephen Paine
Elizabeth Welch.
LYRICS: Act I—Lelia Graham
Marsh, Elizabeth Welch.
“It Ain’t Necessarily So”: Inzer
Byers, Carl Meigs.
Act II: Paul Peterson
STAFF:
General Chairman: Don Britt
Directors: Act I — Elizabeth
Welch
Act II—Paul Peterson
Choreography: June Gentry
Properties and Sound Effects:
William B. White
Scenery: W. R. Yarborough, Mrs.
William B. White
Lighting: Judy Graham Davis,
Donald Davis
Stage Managers: Betty Stevens,
Lelia Graham Marsh
Towle Show
Will Appear
At Salem
Mr. John Weatherbee, and Mr.
A. Martin will be on campus March
13 and 14 to present an exhibit
compiled by the Towle Silver Com
pany. They are sponsored by the
Home Economics Club.
Students in charge of the ar
rangements, Lynn Warren and
Katie Teague, have announced that
the two day show will begin with
a talk by Miss Doyle in chapel
next Thursday. She will discuss
with the students the care, selec
tion, qualities and kinds of silver.
Other events on schedule are a
movie and an exhibit on the third
floor of the science building. The
movie is a 28 minute, 16mm, sound
production titled “Treasures For
Your Table”. It will be shown in
the lecture room of the science
building at various intervals during
the two days. The movie will show
die casting and the process for
making a tea pot. Students will
have a chance to see the pot in
various stages from the solid be
ginning to the final hollow finished
product. The exhibit on the third
floor of the science building will
feature various tables with the
proper selections for combinations
of silver, crystal and china. Cof
fee will be served several times
throughout the exhibit.
Salem is the second school in the
South which has been fortunate
enough to have this exhibit on
campus. It is for the benefit of
the entire campus. Similar exhibits
which have been at Smith, Hollins,
Vassar, and Agnes Scott.
Chorus From
UNCWill
Sing Here
Sunday, March 9, the combined
University of North Carolina Glee
Club and the Salem Choral En
semble will present a joint concert
in the Home Moravian Church.
The program will open with the
combined groups singing “Now Let
Every Tongue Adore Thee” by
J. S. Bach, “Beautiful Savior” by
Christiansen, and “Praise to the
Lord” by Christiansen. Then the
men will sing “To Thee We Sing
by Tkach, “Turn Back, O Man” by
Holst, “Ava Maria” by Arcadelt,
and “The Last Words of David”
by R. Thompson. Next the Choral
Ensemble will sing Thee Lord
Most Holy” by Sateren, “Salvation
is Created” by Tchesnokov, “Vere
Languores” by Lotti, and “Pueri
Habraeorum” by R. Thompson.
Finally the combined groups will
sing “O Rejoice Ye Christians
Loudly ” by J. S. Bach, God of
All Nations” by Glarum, and “Send
Forth Thy Spirit” by Schuelty.
Everyone is cordially invited to
attend this concert.
The University of North Caro
lina Glee Club, is under the direc
tion of Dr. Joel Carter. They have
just completed a tour through the
western part of the state.
Mr. Peterson and the Choral En
semble have been busy preparing
for their many appearances this
week. Wednesday night the girls
sang at the Robert E. Lee Hotel
for the annual Southeastern Dis
trict meeting of the Traffic Club.
This is the fourth year that the
girls have sung for them. Each
girl was presented with a white
carnation corsage.
Next Saturday night the Choral
Ensemble will sing in Memorial
Hall for the Parent’s Day program.
On March 23, the Choral En
semble will go to Davidson to sing
for Vespvs. They will combine
with the Davidson Glee Club.
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