March 3, 1967
- BOUNCING -
(Continued from pnure 2)
I told him of our meeting place
(With hopes he'd bring to mind my face.
I try to talk—my voice is weak,
IWill yo^ come to IRS? I finally squeak.
He thinks I mean a fund-raising drive—
"No, it's a dance"—I'm barely alive.
^There's lots to do—and loads of fun
Oh, please, won't cha please won't cha please won't cha come?
Blechh!
He finally agrees and says he'll arrive
On Friday night at seven-o-five
^Chorus: Yippe Ti Yi Yippe Yippe Yay Yippy Yi
? Yippe Ti Yi Yippe Yippe Yay.
Canto III
The time grows short—it's almost here
Give a cheer, give a cheer.
Yeech!
I'm making my face bee-yoo-ti-ful.
Egad! A new crop!
They're all ablombly on my chin
And I find I'm not so thin—
(Much to my chagrin!)
The bod is bad; oh, what a sight
To look at it is to die of fright.
Seems I gained 40 labels;
My hair looks like Medusa's Fable.
(A classical illusion—classy pome, huh?)
Here beginneth my operation
To strive and struggle for beautification—
Chorus: MMMMMyou are so beyootiful, etc.
Canto IV
The clock strikes 7—you know what that means
He'll soon be here—the man of my dreams.
Bleeehl
I hear my name called from the parlor
It comes through like a lilting warble,
I'didn't know his voice had changed
He was coming into my vision range.
My hair is coiled like the back of a snake.
I've given it all that it can take
The runs in my hose can hardly be seen
As I amble on out to make the scene.
And there he is in his electric blue coat.
And a white silk tie wrapped around his throat.
He's the man of my dreams—and you can bet,
I'm breaking out in a clammy sweat.
Oh what can I do? What can I say?
My knees feel weak. I'm beginning to sway.
The last thing I see after spinning around
Is one black patent shoe as my head hits the ground.
It seems I'm in a mighty swoon.
And I won't wake up 'til Sunday noon.
Good Grief! I've missed IRS.
Chorus
Laugh it off—ah ha ha ha ha! etc.
Fri. 10 READINGS
Piedmont Bible College: Patriotic
Readings by NANCY EPPERSON
(10:00 a.m.)
Fri. 10
LECTURE
Salem College: EDWIN SHEWMAKE,
"Trends in Modern Art" (Salem Fine
Arts Center)
Sat. n
DANCE
W-S Dance Forum: Membership Dance
(Community Center Orchestra Rm.
8:00 p.m.)
Every Sat.
FILM
Public Library: Educational/cultural
FILM PROGRAM (Aud., 4V2 St. entr.,
3-5 p.m.)
I GIRLS!
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j Mr. Suavely says:
I I. R. S. too!
MJY
Pierrette Players To Give Musical;
*’The Streets Of New York” Plays
March 8-11 In Drama Workshop
(This is an excerpt from “The
Streets of New York”)
Edith Hello, Vanessa, I just can’t
hold it any longer — have you
heard about Mark Livingston and
Lucy Fariweather ?
Vanessa: Lucy!?! ... I thought
he was engaged to Alida Blood-
good. Mercy guide me!!
Edith: That’s just it . . . that little
Fairweather girl, you know, the
one whose father dropped dead
and left them penniless . . . poor
thing. She’s always had eyes for
Mark Livingston.
Vanessa: You don’t say . . .
Edith: Well, that’s not the good
part. Mark has always been after
her. I wouldn’t dare breathe a
word of this to anybody, B-U-T
... I bet he’s only marrying
Alida to settle his gambling debts.
Vanessa: Well, she’s only marrying
him to get in high society be
cause . . .
Edith; Exactly, ever since her
father got his bank out of debt.
You know, dearie, that certainly
was fishy. Eddie said that Mr.
Badger said that Mr. Bloodgood
was going to skip the country.
Just out of the clear blue sky he
up and becomes a millionaire.
Vanessa: If you ask me, he’s a
"The Streets of New York" features a variety of performers from
the Winston>Salem area in addition to many Salem students.
money-grabbing vulture . . .
Edith: Precisely, but let me get
back to the subject. W-E-L-L-L,
Alida and Mark were supposed
to have their announcement party
last night and—you just won’t be
lieve this—it leaves me absolutely
speechless . . . Well, you can im
agine? . . . and in front of all
those people . . . (click)—
Vanessa: Edith! Edith, are you
there!?!... the line . . . the line,
it must have gone dead . . . OH,
NO! I
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