Page 6, The Salemite, May 7,1982
Last Will and Testament-
And last, but not least, to
S.A.S., I leave trips to the
shore, phone calls to
France (now S.C.), and a
beer at the Last Stop.
I, Mitzi Dooley, do
hereby bequeath;
Robin Elmore, a fan
tastic year with the
Symphony Guild;
And to Mary Lon Swann
and Gincy Haisten, three
more “marvelous” years
in the hall of the FAC.
Fun Times
I, Karen Eudy, do
hereby bequeath; All the
many hours of preparation
next year of George’s
freshman chemistry lab to
Joann Ciavola, and all the
responsibility of Lablings
to Lynn Hedrick, the fun
times of sophomore year
to Lynda, and as much
happiness during senior
year as I have experienced
to Lynn Tate and Dianne
Milligan.
I, Kay Eyler, being of
somewhat sound mind and
body, do hereby leave
nothing; but take with me
so many valuable areas of
knowledge which I intend
to use to make the world a
better place for my
children.
Grecian Formula
I, Nancy Fuller, being of
somewhat sound mind and
body, do hereby leave;
To Judy Watson, a
year’s supply of Grecian
Formula;
To Bonnie Lewis, a coat
sleeve to sing into and an
accounting problem;
To Elise Brigham, my
left shoulder;
To Katherine Ghonieni,
one last joke and a carton
of Jello;
To Valerie Riebel, a barf
bag, my ID and my phone
number for future
reference;
To Susan Britt Mur-
phrey, an orange polo, my
favorite chair in the
refectory, and my
roommate;
To Karen Lea, Cathy
Cox, and Anne Frennette,
the endurance and luck to
survive the next two
years;
And to Elizabeth Harris,
a ringing phone, a pencil
on a string, an English
speaking date, my Salem
hat, my few but precious
memories of the Christ
mas dance, all nighters in
the computer room, a
bottle of analgesics, and a
senior year filled with as
many good times as mine.
I, Debbie Furst, being of
somewhat sound mind and
body, do hereby leave;
To my sister, an extra
SDH key so she will have
one if she loses it again,
my old clothes and all my
love and support for her
next three years here.
To my friends on 2nd
floor Clewell, the legend of
FUBAR may you all live to
honor the title!! Plus
many a ski trip without
casualties.
To Judy Watson, my
room, I hope you keep it as
neat and clean as I did,
(joke).
To all my senior friends,
I don’t leave behind the
memories, but will take
them with me wherever I
go and wish you all well
wherever you may go!
Your Hero
I, Joan Gentry, being of
sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Sharon
Hartzog to Beth Mundin
and Lauren Neal. I hope
the three of you will be as
compromising and as
close as Sharon and I have
been. I leave you all my
love and best wishes.
To Amanda Mays, I
leave the memories of the
volleyball team and The
Salemite. Thanks for all
your help, support, and
wonderful friendship.
And finally, to Karen
Lea, I leave the ability to
have a good time without
making too big a fool of
yourself. Thank you for
honoring me as your hero.
To all my close friends,
I’ll sadly miss the love and
good times we’ve shared
at Salem.
Blood-shot Eyes
We, Hop and Dial, leave
to Susan Britt and Val, our
admirable disrespect as
seen through beer heads
and blood-shot eyes.
I, Lisa Hopkins, being of
somewhat sound mind and
body, do hereby leave to;
Ellen Hamrick my habit of
non-procrastination which
will be greatly needed for
History and Systems, No. 9
Sisters, and my ad
missions tours.
I, Roberta Hoyle, leave
to the Gramley Soph’s,
three years of fun in the
dorm. Best of luck, girls!
I leave my thanks to
Virginia, Marti and Jane
for being great little
sisters. Love ya!
And to the many of you
who sang Congratulations,
Happy Sophomore-Senior,
or whatever, thanks. You
brightened many a day!
1, Jennifer Ingram, do
hereby bequeath.
My old green sweat
pants, to ' Kristen Roun
tree, you look better as a
pickle;
My ability not to smile or
laugh during Interdorm
meetings to Beth Pearce,
at least I think I do;
My collection of
Moravian candles to Lee
Heffernan so that you too
can conduct Old Salem
tours at night, (is the room
tilting or is that my
imagination?);
My Hoyle’s Rules of
Games to Cindy Ham, may
you never be without the
score to Casino at UNC;
My free trip down the
Nantahala to Elizabeth
“Golfball” Clark;
A can of paint remover
to Liza and Laura-please
get rid of that pink trim in
your room!
The Salem Honor Code
to Ellen Hennings, walking
on the grass is not an honor
code offense.
My army handbook on
tank repair to Judy
Watson, one of the foun
ding members of the SIP
Club.
All my John Philip Sousa
albums to Liz Denton so
that you will be able to
twirl you baton during
Exe. Board next year.
P.J. Party
I, Cessy Jenkinson,
being of somewhat sound
mind and body do hereby
leave;
Biology Department, A
Marantz stereo sound
system.
Susan K. - I’ll clean out
my drawer!
Dr. E. An unexpected
halloween visit by
“Before” and “After.”
Tom - Blueberry muffins
before class. Dairy Queen,
and my headphones for
jogging.
Nohl - A “new guinea
pig” for A&P’s
physioscribe.
And to you all, thanks for
all your patience, you saw
me through it all.
“Trouble” will never
forget who stood behind
her! Memories of all our
field trips, parties, etc.,
where we were really
family.
Liz - Remember Myrtle
Beach (whoa), the boys
from App., the soul lingo,
. M.J.-take the world by the
horns and “Don’t Stop Til
You Get Enough,” and
next yr. w-T.C., you better
like music!
Nina - the man of your
dreams to KEEP, our
talks, J.J. Lindseys, those
cruising times we won’t
forget (train tracks), my
indep. study in Danbury,
the convertible, and hang
on to your sense of peace
with this crazy world.
Georgie - Best of luck at
Wake, those days in our
residence in the science
building watching the sun
go down and come up, our
‘secret’ missions, Toto,
and one day I’ll make it to
Kenya!
Dale - You’re a good
brother to have, may Root
Boy never die, WWIII, and
some fantastic
“maximum buzzes”-Dale,
you’re HARD CORE.
Lewis - Memories of 3
years w-the slackest
student you’ll ever know, a
frisbee lesson, an injection
of HGH, and may students
always provide you with
parties to attend.
Pat - Thanks for all our
“talks,”
Teri - The essence of 2
unbelievably fun years,
the Hyatt Weekend, “Did
you hurt your leg?,” our
P.J. party, oiu: rendition of
Diana Ross (we’re the
bottom line) spurious
G’boro visits, Florida w-D
and G and the shuttle,
Scotch, a quadraphonic
sound system in hopes you
can return to “Kangaroo
Court” next year, lifetime
membership to AAA, and
our residence in Richmond
in the future-that’s MY
thing!-you were the best...
Two Salem College
Graduating Seniors
are looking for summer
housing in Winston-Salem
Possible sub-leasing or house-
sitting is particularly attractive.
Please call Roberta Hoyle at
725-7150.
I, Katherine, being of
somewhat sound mind and
body, do hereby leave the
executive echelon of the
DSA to Dee Anna, Kim,
and Ellen, with sheer
confidence that they will
carry on its existence
through another year and
that they too will survive
(one way or another)
senior year.
I, Loree Kruea, being of
sound mind and body, do
hereby bequeath to Michel
Bourquin, eight excellent
books guaranteed to end a
life-time of sleepless
nights; and to Laura
Esleeck I leave all the ink
pens I used up addressing
cards and envelopes in the
past three years.
Allison, Loree, Lee, and
Lynn, all being of sound
mind and body, do hereby
bequeath to those on 1st
floor Bitting next year, the
opportunity to meet and
enjoy our mammoth,
unfound creature and also
the ease to converse with
many while in revealing
situations.
I, Kathy Mattson leave
to Margaret Adams: a
pair of blue jeans to be
worn only when skiing and
a bandana, in case of
emergency.
To Susan Britt Mur-
phrey and to Lynne
Shipley, I leave the wish
that they each have as
dear a little sister as they
have been.
To any junior that wants
it, I leave my position as
senior seamstress open.
I, Gail Moore, being of
somewhat sound mind and
body, do hereby leave:
To Lynn Tuggle, any
hitchhickers who I happen
to pick up and all the
boogie stations I can find;
To Margaret Adains, my
innate ability to crank out
Pubantz papers in 24
homs;
To Laura Neal and
Johanna Miller, all my
Dan and Rose jokes and
lots of Harlequin
Romances to read in
English;
see Last Will, page 7
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