Page 4, May 1986
The Salemite
Last Wills and Tesbiments
1, Geri Alligood, being of sound
mind and body do hereby
bequeath the following to my
sisters at Salem:
To my little sisters Gwyn and
Sally, 1 leave two more wonderful
years here at Salem—hoping you
both have great little sisters! To
Toccoa, many more road trips to
ECU—with people "of age"—
remember the blue light? To
Elizabeth Booke and E.T.—
Sister's #7, may you have a blast
with the Sister's girls (hopefully,
you'll use the room more than 1
did!) Finally to the Hockey Team-
best of luck and lots of wins! (King
Cobra!)
1, Melissa Beard, being of sound
mind and body do hereby
bequeath the following to my
sisters at Salem:
To Debbie West, 1 leave two more
rewarding years as a Nutrition
major, a fabulous January Term
internship at Children's Hospital
in Washington (tell everyone
hello!), and the hopes for a dietetic
internship, and a chance at
becoming a great registered
dietition. To Suzanne Moye, 1
leave a wonderful senior year on
3rd floor Strong, and all the
medical students to stare at in the
library. To Claire Lashley, I leave a
great senior year with road trips to '
Davidson every weekend, all the
good looking guys at Long Beach,
N.C. and at last 1 leave a wonderful
friend (keep in touch!). To April
Hollman, I leave a great little sister
for you, just like you were for me.
Take care. To all my sisters on 3rd
floor Strong, I leave all the
memories and happiness that we
shared together. 1 will miss you all!
And finally, I leave Salem.
1, Martha Cockrell, being of
sound mind and body do hereby
bequeath the following to my
sisters at Salem:
First of all I want to thank my little
sisters Amy, Elizabeth, Mary
Catherine, and Melanie for
making my senior year fantastic. 1
love you all. To B.R.—the
discipline to study before 3 a.m., to
S.S.—all of my organizational
ability—don't be so "TENSE". To
L.W. all the roses you deserve. To
J and R 1 leave you first floor
South to litter to your heart's
content. To B.S.—all of my vast
sexual knowledge (so you can
teach M.). To L.E.M. theabilityto
one day bcome well-endowed and
hairless. To L.R. the Exum name
to carry on. To C.T. my painful
OV's and "fun" road trips to
H'ville. To H.H. an ICBY
franchise. To S.W. 100 bottles of
sunscreen and an alarm to wake
you up. To Penry all the happiness
and love you deserve.
1, Clay Corpening, being of
sound mind and body do hereby
bequeath the following to my
sisters at Salem:
The White Wonder, my 1969
Chrysler New Yorke and all the
times we (all of us "Brown-Eyed
Gine") FLEW down to Davidson
to play with our favorite SAE's. A
bottle cf Peach Schnapps to drink
after future Sophomore-Senior
banquest. A few tips on how to
improve on procrastination to
Christa! A warm and well used seat
in the library to meet other
Bowman Gray Med students. And
finally 1 leave good luck, happiness
and lots more fun times to my little
sisters, Hannah and Amy, for
when they go to their new co
educational institution.
1, Lisa Councilman, being of
sound mind and body do hereby
bequeath the following to my
sisters at Salem:
To Karla Caudle, my position as
director and coordinator of Lewis
Lum's stable. To Caroline Hines,
the responsibility for carrying on
the spirit of Sisters' Dorm as
influenced by the class of '86 and
my permission to show "M"all the
dirty catalogs. To Cindy Tarrant,
my tap dancing skills behind tne
SGA podium. To Sydma Hutzo-
poulos, my love, my Velvetta
dinners, my Porass Bricket cue
stick, Margarittaville 111, and my
thanks for being a wonderful
friend. To Lewis Lum, all the
Johnny Walker Red that 1 own, all
my old programs, a promise for all
you can drink at Rockola, and all
my love for being a wonderful
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friend and professor and for
teaching me everything I know
about computers; also 150 unsolic
ited hugs. To Gary Ljungquist, my
thanks for all your help and
support through some of the
roughest times. To Exec. Board of
85-86, all my love and thanks for
making this year a success. To
Amy Buckius and Lynn Ransom,
all my love and best wishes for a
very successful future. May your
little sisters be as good as you have
been to me. To what's left of the
volleyball team and Coach
McEwen, I leave permission to call
Malcolm when you need a
scorekeeper. To Nannette and Lee
Ellen, my patience with the N.C.
Drinking Laws. To Megan Swee
ney, the men at Peppertree except
Barry and Mike.
1, Lindsey C.DeRosa, being of
sound mind and body do hereby
bequeath the following to my
sisters at Salem:
Eleanor, Al, Pat, Hanes and the
rest of the field hockey team: a
great next season but not as great
as the one we had! Caroline Hines:
two more years with the good
doctor and all of the knowledge I
don't have about Environmental
Design. Gray Carr: plenty more six
packs at special occasions and a
great little sister. Thanks for a
wonderful sophomore/senior.
Katherine Skinner: a lifetime
membership at the tanning salon
of your choice, plus Bain de Soleil
bronzer. See ya whitely. Go
Lightly Wilson - or Lulu - the best
year for you next year so you'll
stay. Catherine Penry: someone to
talk to on the phone about you
know what, another super soho-
more/senior when you're a senior,
triathletes who train too much,
and a wonderful little sister. I,
along with Patti Haste, leave to
John Rowland more stupid Greek
and Roman students who sit on the
front row, George McKnight: a
lifetime supply of lunch bags and
Reynolds wrap, a freshman
chemistry classful of students just
like rrie (Don't quit now) Bye
George.
1, Lisa Farrior, being of sound
mind and body do hereby
bequeath the following to my
sisters at Salem:
Jocelyn Rose and Karla Caudle:
all the fun that they could possibly
have in their last two years at
Salem. Lisa Shearin: as many
Scooby snacks as she would like
during her senior year. Caroline
Hines: my red Tretorn sneakers, a
door on which she can hang her
graduation gown so that she will be
boss of the room, a forever clean
shower, and all the love she would
ever want. Sorry, you don't get
Pook.
1. Lenita Eva Maria Fredriks-
son, being of sound mind and body
do hereby bequeath the following
to my sisters at Salem:
To "Auntie Am" Erika and
Elizabeth, Invitation: Salmon and
snails at Cafe Opera. Stockholm
12 28 86. Restrictions on dessert>
are repudiated. To Julie, Sarah J.
and Kristi, aim at the stars and
you'll reach the top of the trees;
don’t be idle. To Brett, lots of love
and the Ms. America title. To
Miki, Sarbari, Yung Ling and Julia,
my island in the Baltic Sea is
waiting for y'a. To Andrea and
Monica, authority to include Or. .
.in your possessions while I'm
gone. Bonne Chance! To Fireball,
remember the key words in every
professional milieu; HUR MAR
DU? JAG MAR BRA. To Salem
College, genetic reproduction
machines for optimal multiplication
of Sarah Fulcher genes. To the
history department, please accept
my gratitude, appreciation, and a
new set of history maps. To
Nannette, thanks for sharing,
caring, and smelly feet. Our
European trip with my TALL,
BLOND, BLUE-EYED BOY
FRIENDS will test you on your
comprehension of my intense
instruction of Swedish morals and
end your consultation of Life With
Men: Netv Ways of Enjoying
Yourself. Be prepared.!
1, Laura Pat Gaskill, being of
sound mind and body do hereby
bequeath the following to my
sisters at Salem:
To Malinda "Sedgewycke" McCall
my future stockholding in the
MTV conglomerate and the
memories of a wonderful relation
ship over the past two years. Not
only that, but to her 1 also leave the
memory of the Sting concert and a
certain hacking cough which
produced a semi-disasterous result
in the backseat of my concert-
mobile, which nearly "did in"
Jennifer Parsons, our partner in
crime! (Ignore the "sound mind"
part of this bequeathment, dear
little sis! We both know, it's a
Communist fairy tale!)
I, Julie narrower, being of
sound mind and body do hereby
bequeath the following to my
sisters at Salem:
Katherine Skinner, I leave memor
ies of my being a "snotty Lovett
girl" and many more rides to
Atlanta with cool tunes (Chaka
Kahn). To Stacy Little, 1 leave two
more years at Layton Field with
many more cute freshman players
to drool over. I also leave her with
2 more great years at Salem and
hope they were as great as mine.
I'm gonna miss you little sister! To
Laura Howe I leave her one more
year with Mrs. Wilson alone!
Good luck. To Jennifer 1 leave and
wish 1 were in Altanta with you at
P'tree Cafe.
1, Patti Haste, being of sound
mind and body do hereby
bequeath the following to my
sisters at Salem:
To Katherine Skinner 1 leave the
bathroom in the maids closet in
Sister's Dorm, to be her personal
(and private) facility! Let her rip
Katherine! To Laura Howe 1 leave
more of the best looking guys in
Winston-Salem (Huey, Luey &
Dewey). 1 also leave her my life—1
owe ya one ha! To Lulu Wilson 1
leave a steamboat and 1 hope you
go to heaven—but 1 doubt you
will! To Megan Sweeney with
whom 1 share the ability to "bite
the dust" 1 leave all of my grace and
poise. 1 love you Ween! To Jenny
Foster, my wonderful little sister, 1
leave dreams of a wonderful
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