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Misc. Page 9 The Lunar Report by. Loony Lana Lunar VIRGO Happy Birthday!! Well, well young lady, you certainly seem to be the hit of the party lately. Your new fortune from the "rents" has gone straight to your head and caused to many late nights along with extra-curricular activities, but be wary, for the summer is over and our wings for school should not be clipped yet. Just be cautious, misfortune may be waiting around the comer!! LIBRA You are the liberated woman, ready to face any problem and any one thing, but too much of your bellowing mouth could put you up against something bigger than Dean Johnson. We all know how much women love to gossip!! So just take it easy, and know that your enemies can crush your Walls of defense. SCORPIO Your constant bites tend to hurt everyone around, especially those who don't know you. Calm down, because communication is vital between you and your roommate. It also may be helpful with that new man you irteetfpotential Interclub date). SAGITTARIUS Get a grip, Sagy!! Just quit running home to mommy and daddy and stay here for a change. Do something abnormal for once and stop being so predictable,i.e. hijack the Cushman and drive it through the Square or make friends with the porcelain god at Coliseum Kitchen. CAPRICORN Your sign personalities and wit ^ay help you weazle out of that blind date who has a pizza face 3nd hairy lips, but what about the 14 page paper due for Dr. ^ehr? Re-route your energy toward work and obligations to prevent mass confusion with the opposite sex, foreseen in the future. AQUARIUS You are confident of the present, but concerned with your social future. Don't stress!! Men flock toward your sensitivity and Uniqueness (traits which every Salem women should have). VVhat may not be so appealing in your roommate, may be appealing in your roommate's brother. Tlie 1988-89 Salem College Lecture Series rreseiils %cvoCutions.,,!Prencfi and Otfierzuise A series of lectures with revolutionary themes. !yircside CHats A series of guest lecturers speaking on revolutionary issues. The lectures will be held in the Library A.sscnibly Room at 7:00 p.nt. Rcrrcshnicnts served PISCES Take a stand!! Go ahead, ask for the most expensive dress in Laura Ashley or just demand money because the money you have at the moment may not be there tomorrow. Too many nights out and the $600 phone bill are enough to make you work in the refectory. So one word of advice, enjoy while you can!! ARIES Your practical jokes and constant giggling, i.e. putting signs in front of certain administration's homes, are building up against you. The boy from the freshmen mixer whom you had a date with last week has turned out to be the ugly frog and not the handsome prince. Keep it all in moderation and keep in touch with the "love" of this summer; I promise you won't find anything like him in these parts. TAURUS Yes, you are known as the bull, but don't take it seriously! Stop forcing your roommate and friends into academically harmful situations, such as breaking the record for the most Tequila shots. I promise that your friends will despise you in the morning. Also, control your need for men, especially those from Wake Forest. GEMINI Your main concern at the moment is your financial situation. The ' only thing you can be sure about is that you are in debt, but what you cannot be sure about is who is telephoning-the bank or your livid mother. Depending on friends will eleviate some of the problem, but face up to your mother and tell her you're sick. She'll understand. CANCER Men and financial debts are not problems that face you, but it is just everything else that makes your ride too bumby for comfort! Too much worrying and thinking will only make things worse! Sit back and enjoy your bumby ride for these will seem like flat plateaus compared to your blind date next weekend. LEO The year has started out too won derful than imagined, but is everything as great as it seems? Reassess your situation while singing in the shower, and roar like a lion when you figure it out instead of crawling back into your cave. Also, thow away any empty or useless men you may have in your life and stand beside the love that is "soft as an easy chair." Two Year Service by Beth Adams The Class of 1992 is the first class whose members are required to commit two years of service to Salem's student/faculty committees. Last spring. Executive Board and Dean Johnson began searching for a solution to improve the continuity of each committee. Ginger Saunders, SGA President, believes that many students do not begin feeling comfortable with their committee position until at least half way through the year. Therefore, a two year commitment will allow a student and a committee's faculty members to enjoy a working relationship longer. This fact should not only profit the committee, but it will benefit the students and faculty, too. Upperclassmen will be asked to make the same two year commitment next semester when student/ faculty committees are organized for the next year. September 14 (Wednesday) The Revolutions of Charles Dickens Dr. Elliot D. Engel Author and Professor of English, North Carolina State University October 27 (Thursday) The Julian Pierce Campaign and Its Effect on Robe/'son County Harvey Godwin, Jr. Campaign Manager, The Committee to Elect Julian Pierce November 13 (Sunday) Senator George McGovern Special Guest Lecture 8:00 p.m. Shirley Recital Hall, Fine Arts Center ■November 29 (Tuesday) I'he Singular Generation: Understanding Today's Foung Adults Vanda Urban.;ka \uthor January 18 (Wednesday) Interpreting the Industrial History of the South Dr. Randall Lawrence Director, Sloss Furnaces National Historical Landmark IVIarch 7 (Tuesday) Revolution in Socialist Poland? Solidarity and the Future of Communism in Eastern Europe Dr. Maurice D. Simon Professor of Political Science, liast Carolina University March 28 (Tuesday) How Literary Canons Change Barbara Ilerrnstein Smith Braxton Craven Professor of Comparative Literature and English, Duke University April 11 (Tuesday) In Memory of the French Revolution Dr. George V. Taylor Professor of History, emeritus. University of North Carolina-CH
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