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AQUARIUS
SAGITTARIUS
So, you have a blind date this
weekend and I bet you're a little
nervous. Well, don't be. You'll
have the time of your life. Just be
yourself and everything will be
fine.
Let me remind you that the
Ramada is strict when it comes to
Salem girls. Please be responsible
when you go back to your room to
party and remember what Salem C.
has taught you!
CAPRICORN
SCORPIO
I hate to tell you this, but I foresee
a disagreement with your date this
weekend. I only tell you this so
you'll be prepared and whatever
you do, go out of your way to make
him happy.
Take it from me, you need to quit
smoking and get on a health kick.
The late night pizzas are beginning
to add a few pounds, so start
exercising. Get with it and kick the
bad habits.
PISCES
GEMINI
You've been studying a lot lately
and Interclub is just what you need
to loosen up. So let loose, let your
hair down, and have the time of
your life!
Romance is in your future and love
is just around the comer. Keep your
mate in mind when making all
decisions and everything will be
wonderful.
Feature Horoscope
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TAURUS
VIRGO
You need to call home for some
money for this weekend. Dances
are pretty expensive and your
checking account is running low; so
call home now!
I want to congratulate you. Your
studying habits are excellent and
your grades are showing the results.
Keep up the good work.
LEO
CANCER
Study for that next test because it's
going to be a tough one. Remember,
the semester only gets harder as it
goes along.
So, your roomate is starting to get on
your nerves. It's best that you go
ahead and talk about it and get the
problems worked out.
LIBRA
ARIES
Troubles with your man? He hasn't
been in a very good mood lately but
he'll get over it. Just back off and
give him a little time and space.
Mid - terms are just around the
corner and term paper time is
almost here. Don't wait till the
last minute. All nighters aren't fun
when everybody else is going out.
On the Liter Side
hy Jenny Savage
Well ladies. I'm back! I'm so sure you
all missed me in the last issue, but I'm
back and better than ever. I'm sure you
all are aware of the fact that Interclub is
fast approaching and, it is true, we all
are awaiting a big, fun weekend. But as
always, some things can go wrong, or
maybe right if you aren't right.
Friday afternoon arrives and you are
sssooooo excited about the weekend.
You have been set up on a blind date
for the weekend. You are a little
nervous at first, but you talk to him once
before the big weekend and he sounds
pretty cool, but you are still a little
uneasy about the whole situation.
Around 6:00 HE arrives. You are
stunned, your breath is taken away, you
are dumbfounded, the guy is gorgeous
and you of course make a fool of
yourself because you are speechless!
Somehow, you finally speak and it is at
this time that you realize that looks
aren't everything. He totally acts like a
dweeb, but a sweet dweeb, so you tell
yourself that everything is okay and
you, your friend, her date, Dick, and
your date. Chip head off for dinner.
Dinner goes okay and you all decide to
call it an early night so you can rest up
for tomorrow night, THE NIGHT!
Finally, the night of the dance arrives
and you are too hot to trot. When your
date arrives he is in a linen tan suit; you
totally FREAK OUT! Luckily a
beverage is spilled on his suit, and he
just so happened to bring an alternate
suit. All four of you return to the hotel
for a little fun and frolic. He is actually
pretty nice, but still a dweeb. You go to
the dance and a pretty decent song is
on, and you all decide to dance. Little ’
did you know the jirations that would be
coming from Chip's body! You are so
totally embarassed that you tell him you
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