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Ta Rachel; The best of luck in AL,
stationery for the next two years so
you'll keep in touch, lunches and
movies together, many late-night trips
for food that we kept promising, the
confidence to make the first move when
you meet the guy of your dreams; the
memories of some great talks and the
things we were willing to share.
To Jean: Laughs and knowing looks,
the frienship that we held back for the
first two years, shared groans and
support to get us through, a few more
meetings. A possible roommate (who
know what the future holds? We'd tear
up the place I'm sure!)
To Beth Hoppin and Erin Garden: Lots
of patience, a long list of things to do
and not to do; the shoes to follow in my
footsteps and to continue to make
improvements. Good Luck!
To Yoko; A squirrel to take back to
Japan, a few more library books to
check in and best wishes.
To Anne, Tina, Amy, and Mollye: Lots
of creaks, groans, and stubborn closet
doors, a few visits from Patsy and as
much fun and laughter as this year's
occupants have shared!
To Hanan; What will I do without you?
Many shared confidence, fruit flies in
the office, a rip-roaring time in Illinois,
a future salary which will allow you to
supplement the department's, a phone
number to use at your leisure (so long
as you tell me how wonderful I am!)
To Stephanie, Latanya, Rachel, Key,
Hanan, and Laura: Many more hours
in the lab (just kidding!!), matches to set
our Evolution book aflame, another in
troduction from Dr. No in twenty years,
lots of laughs and worried looks, but
hey! WE DID IT!!!
To Angie and Debbie: Quorums for the
future and one more tie - PLEASE!
To Valerie: A room of your own so you
can go to bed and actually get to sleep
whenever you like, a disk to hold your
entire paper, points for keeping your
cool Rendevous weekend, a lifetime
supply of double-stuffed Oreos for those
return trips to the oral fixation stage,
someone to make those tough life deci
sions (for both of us!), a sink of your
own, a ready-made flossing habit,the
end to meetings which "could have
been on another day!" And a supply of
monthly "wings" to avoid last minute
trips and to impress and amuse your
roommates!!
To Allison: A year in which to follow
the Grateful Dead, a portable and ac
cessible stereo for all occassions, a shoul
der to share for the upcoming year,
extra points for the Rendevous hell, a
serenade of "I Dream of Genie" over
ture, the continuation of the popcorn
war, a survival kit, a great senior year,
and, of course, the last word!!
To Melissa: A new lead rope for Lucy, a
return to womb-like conditions when
your bedtime arrives, a pair of glasses
for those occassions when the ones
you're wearing get lost in the curtains,
a written set of directions for each late
night get-away, a CB which doesn't talk
back and doesn't put your rommate up
in smoke, continued full access to my
wardrobe and accessories; confidence in
and full recognition for all you've done
and become.
To Melanie; A year without me in at
least three of your classes! Another visit
from FIDO ODIF ( minus the tail!), a
relaxing year before grad school, a set of
twin girls and a few stray cats; bagels,
cocktail sauce, broomsticks - what's your
fancy?
To Karen: Continued high ideals, the
promise of a future reunion in Oz, a
bottle of Red Door for immediate trans
port back to the rain forest, another trip
down the slide (oooh la la!), no more
headaches; the bravado and know-how
to take the lead in any situation or coun
try.
To Amy: A Salvador Dalmation, prun
ing scissors, a generator for our future
home, another trip to the Fountain, let
ters galore (I'll do my best!), a giraffe for
every occassion, an alternative to U-
Haul storage, a bowl of milk, the com
pletion of the tomato family, my undy
ing gratitude for your strength and will
ingness to listen. ,
To Scorpions: The admiration for all our
good intentions and hard work in the
face of adversity. To the juniors - future
highs from our trustworthy black pen,
the courage to do what you must to
accomplish our ideals. To the seniors -
another round table of food, the knowl
edge that we can work wonders with a
nonexistent budget, yet another candle
light vigil with Public Safety, my best
wishes in everything you do!
To the original Gramley Girls: Another
second floor which we all can share,
many LA Law reruns, late night cafes, a
man with a large nose to remind us,
eight-way calling so we all can talk at the
same time, our own language translator,
beach trip reunions, CBs foe all occas
sions, a handy box of Wheat Thins - just
in case! And all the things to amuse US
and make us happy for many lifetimes to
come!
I, Karrie Stansfield, being of fried mind
and tired body leave the following:
To my little sister - Patty Crow: I leave all
the food that I won't able to eat and
the one building that has only seen you
about four times this year. Thanks for
being a wonderful little sister.
To Drewann Lynch and Beth Portlock:
A great responsibility and the knowl
edge that the book is in capable hands.
Good luck and best wishes for the
future.To Jennifer Aber: Many dreams
of "Red Thunder" and continuing suc
cess on your "riding." May your world
remain flowery and green.To Tina Gut-
shall: Conversations of a different cul
ture - including the wonderful food. I
also, leave the hopes of contact from
"Chief Snuggle Bear."
ToChenieBell; Many more hours in the
science building and good luck in the
many positions you will hold on cam-
To Leigh and Mara: Many thanks for
making my peer advising job so easy -
thanks for being wonderful jjeople.
Good luck in the future.
To Nancy: Dr. No's many, many hand
outs in A&P.
To Paula and PJ: A large coffee from
Dunkin Doughnuts and patience with
the "bubble."
To the classes that are remaining: Guard
your memories well - time will go
quicker than you realize.
I, Angie Shotts, being of pure body and
tired, worn-out mind, do hereby leave
the following:
To next year's Bitting Dorm: Good luck
to your RHD and the best year possible
To Hillary; A worry-free, awesome,
wonderful Fall Fest next year without
me hounding you all the time - Please
forgive me! To Amanda; The continued
ability to give people hugs at the perfect
time. To Spaz: The soundtrak to 'Cats',
a Mulberry Street which is soon to come
and my friendship. To PJ: (jood luck in
all you do. I am soooo happy about
your decision..ToMaiy Black: A box of
cereal on your head and three great
years.To Charla and "The Rollers:"
Knowledge that I know all that goes on
here at Salem and ya'll are BUSTED!
To Grubbs: A new list of dirty names.
To Sherry: More luck in life than mak
ing campaign signs for goofballs for
myself. To 'the Pikester: Memories of
PICA weekend and T.G.I.F.O., a picture
of orange pulp, thanks for understand
ing my mistake early this year and for
keeping me laughing!To Nina: Keep
reminding people the girls from Ala
bama can never be ignored!To Kate:
Dirty magazines, no more steaming
platters, the best year possible and a
little camard!To Gretchen: A great
junior and senior year, you are the best!
To Kristen; The loss of the nickname
'Epstein,' the best recommendation pos
sible, and my love and thanks!
To next year's Executive Board: Sup
port, patience, sanity, sleep and time to
play! Ya'll will do a great job!
To little Allie: My telephone number, a
box of raisin bran, someone to chauffer
when you need it and the knowledge
that I am behind you.
To the Class of 1993: A wonderful Sen
ior year, unlimited kegs and please know
that I will miss seeing you through your
best year at Salem.
I, Nell Nordin, being of a mind & body
only college can produce leave:
To my senior friends:
Angie - 'Flo", a man for Greta to marry
so you can win your bet. Brook - direc-
tions to Duke and a tennis racquet for
Andre . Cathi - streets deviod of other
drivers. Greta-a man for Angie, so you
interna
tional library card so that you can check
ou novels anywhere in the world
latanya - a tedjly bear and the advice
Jouhaveyourentirelifetimetodecide
what you want to do.". Melissa, Jen
nifer, and Liz - congratulations, "we
passed!". LB - male-order catalog and
the security that I'll take care to use my
key carefully. Mary- days filled with
birdsong, ice cubes and kids to teach,
Terri - a life-time subscription to 'Alas
kan Male' catalog (have fun!). Steph-a
hammer to break down those walls and
wood to build bridges.
To all my senior friends - thanks for the
memories and hopes for a fulfilling
future. Also, my address: 235 Mill Street
Oconto, WI54153. Please write.
To my underclassmen friends:
Amy W. and Chenie - Lablings have
fun!. Andrea - my microscope and stud
ies. Ashley and Alecia - the ability tc
have many Terradactyl car trips. Bonita
Lee - my Incunabula computer disk
Heather C., Hester, and Rita, my dis
secting tray. Jennifer A. - unfinished
bam chores. Leigh - Nautilus equip
ment have fun!
Nishadi and Suma - American men!. P.J.
- Steven Tyler. Paula - time alone with
Ryan. Tina - a Duke man. Susan - a
dance with the Voguer. Steffan - all my
left-over lectures Committee flyers,
Francesca- Scooter and my Spanish
assignments
To all my underclassmen friends: hope
and good luck for the future
I, Jill Bennett, being of out of mind and
constantly growing outward body, do
hereby bequeath the following.,.
To Allison Burkette: Fond memoriesoi
Duke's back-to-back championship!
To Liz Butler: A bottle of tranquilizen
for her Senior seminar and Nert s games!
To Amy Williamson: A bottle of Jack
Daniels for use anytime she has to do
math problems!
To Karen Lewis: Four simple words
"It's not a tumor!" (and 10 cartons of
cigarettes! Hint! Hint!)
To Stacy Dillon: All my fines for unat
tended SGA meetings.
To Anita Brinkley: A marriage license
for you and Christian! Sorry I couldn t
get him too!. To Chrissy Manos; Anew
"pet stick" to hit Randy with. To Leah
Petree: A solemn promise to nevermake
you go out with Jeff or Drew again,
Lori Petree: Best wishes to you andyout
sweet little Oscar!. To Ellen Eudy: Best
of luck in your marriage and in Tennes
see!. To Francis: Promises to still meet
out at Corbin's, as usual. To Heather
Nelson: My green "hook-up" outfit, a
our memories of Mexico (bar dancing/
etc!) and constant admiration for her
double-fisted drinking ability, as we
as her, talent for drinking and bounang
simultaneously. To Melanie J
endorsement for her new novel 1
Men I Lust For," memories of "KissfflS
the burmy on the nose," and thanks or
being such a great Dorm president an
true friend. ,,
To all of the "Shady Acres" group: i
was a great time last year, I com
have gotten busted with a better bun
of gals! ,
To all my "sisters": Thanks for sum