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on yo^r life, a killer senior year and lots
of lo\4. Suck it up, baby!
Next gear's Commencement Chair-
wom» - my notebook, lots of patience
and a^eat speaker. Good Luck!
The ntw Resident's of Sisters - lots of
Patsy fightings, fun with the peek-a-
boo showers and a year as wonderful as
the one I had. Angie Shotts - someone to
show your food at every meal. Allyson
- a database for solving systems of ine
qualities with matrices, prompt return,
of all tests and papers and lots of toilet
paper.Stephanie - Zorba, who needs
more?Laura Beth - abottle of Aqua Velva
and some tweezers for Tuesdays and
Thursdays
Jillimae - Some peace and quiet, lots of
liappiness and no more close encoun
ters at Mr. Barbeque
Tarabelle - some coordination, a really
nice ditch to live in, occasional sugar
fixes, a promise that I'll never park your
car on a cliff, talks by the fountain, and
many thanks for procrastinating with
me for four years.
The Original Gramley Girls - You are
the best of the best! I leave you memo
ries of nights in the hall, LA law, the
cookie of the month, the wheat Thin
treatitjfent, Pictionary and every disas
ter possible! Thanks for always being
there,^r making me laugh hysterically,
for keeping me sane and for letting me
go insane when I needed it. Your par
ents only had to pay me for the first year,
after tmt being your friend was a labor
love,
really is nice.). To Meredith Snellings, fateful trip to the Darryl's m Ralegh, a
all my chemistry knowledge and my boob to pinch (but not OTne.),aii
ability to stay relatively healthy while for being my wonderfu roomie or e
here at Salem. To Charla Vlaservich past two years (I'll have to c^ you at
and Lori Petree, my waking knowl- night to continue our late night gossip
edge (what there is of it) of Physical
Chemistry, calmness when faced with
your own Senior Seminars and an open
invitation to come and do an intern
ship with me next year
To Hanan, all my hard work and dedi
cation to you for your studies at the
University of Illinois. I know you will
be the b^t they have ever seenlTo
Danielle Fahey, my love for cats and
my enjoyment and amusement of your
Bert's Bath pxister.
To Sasha, my confidence that your
hard work will pay off and that things
will work out for the best.To Kendra
Jones, many safe trips and many quiet
hours of study at the Bowman Gray
library. Your hard work and dedication
will pay off.
I, Melanie B. McRae, being of Freu
dian mind and SOIB body, do hereby
bequeath the following:
To Gwenster: sexy lingerie for all her
country boys to admire, an easy time
with the yearbook (is that possible?),
and a big hug for being my adopted
little sister (you're beautiful baby!)
To Stacy D. : the ability to drive to
Georgia on a 3-stop limit, a reminder
that the refectory does not allow cereal
sessions.)
To Laura Beth: thanks for helping me
pick out Leo's gifts, some edible undies
(don't buy chocolate mint), and where's
my Axl impersonation?
To Lizbo: a quiet alarm clock, the com
plete Jane Fonda workout, a copy of
"9 1/2 Weeks", thanks for your advice
corKeming that Athens boy, a housewife
resume, and a bar in Caribbean (with me
as your head waitress)To Melissa: my
vast automobile expertise (NOT!), an
endless supply of goldfish, a boy named
Mike (or is it Hank?), and thanks for all
your help with House Council (ya know,
I could have used that car maintenance
program!)
To ^sha: baseball lessons, no stinky men,
and a promise to give you one of my
Atlanta boys to marry
To Signe: a biscuit, a certain closet in D.C.,
a stress-free life (you won't learn it from
me), a Colorado bunny nose to kiss, and
much thanks for listening to my many
tales of woe (maybe we need attitude
adjustments?)
to Stephanie: Jell-0 shooters, Zorro (who
is this man?), and my admiration for not
taking anyone's bull (remember that the
next time you need to move your car)To
Tarabelle: memories of Fido Odif, no more
Palmer arid Elizabeth: my thanfofe,
job well done. To Steffan Hanibrii
luck, patience and a fun senioryear
everyone in Sisters: the memoriesd
great year. To the Class of 1992'alli
best! To Salem CoUege: my thanks!
foiu- great years.
I, Brook
mind and schizophrenic mind,
herebybequeathmymeagerposse^id
to all my beloved friends.
To Banana: I leave Darryl. Maybe
can help you, like he has helped me
To Ms. Harrell: I leave a caseofDij
Pepsi and a road map
To the Lush-Queen, Hosehead,andtl(
Anthropology goddess: I leave a con
less blender, and a harem of long-1
men
To Buff: I leave the graveyard; theplaj
of creative inspiration
To Patty: I leave Gramley's TV.
good use of it, dude!
To the restof my friends: Ileaveashri
dedicated to my memory in Room!
Gramley. Pay homage to it regularl
Finally, to my rooimnate, Tina,Ilea
the only thing I have worth giving k
my love.
throwing, and lots of luck with your yucky psych, papers, a broomstick, a cup
psych classes next year (if you need a of double black coffee, and where's my
Note from the Editors:
Due to limited space, we wet
like to apologize for the om
sion of the twenty year pn
tions.
I, Katherine Gamer, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby bequeath the
following:
Tonia Wheeler - endless cups of coffee
at the IHOP, an attack dog to take to
class and the weirdest rhythms known
to man.
Alecia Bailey and Su^n Cochran - fond
memories of spread sheets and data
bases. Heather Carlin - beautiful men
with long hair
History and Systems paper...)To
Heather N. : go^ luck as a House
President (sucker!), the ability to not
drink and bounce, and a thank you for
saying it was "O.K." (you know what
ten dollars?
To Val: the ability to vacillate between
law schools (I hear the South is pretty
nice), perfect fruit rinds and lots of Oreos
for next fall and finally to the Original
I, Melissa Murray,being of sound mind
and body do hereby bequeath the fol
lowing:
To Jennifer Aber, my knowledge of how
to ride a bucking horse and my luck to
be able to stay in the saddle. I leave
many sunny weekends for "western"
trail rides. I also leave the Equestrian
team hopes of another successful sea
son.
To Tara Newton and Amy Williamson,
the key to my apartment so you won't
have to live in a ditch next year.
To Valerie Wickersham, an extra big
bag of double stuffed Oreos and a per
sonal speech/paper writer for your next
honors papers or public appearance.
To Allison Burkette, afternoon classes
for the rest of your educational career
and a video tape of "When Harry met
Sally,"
To the future residence of #2 Sisters, one
big can of Bug Spray and peacefulness
during your first Patsy sighting. (Site
for)ToAtiitaB.;theabmiy1odateonly Gramley family:deep throatae late
oneboyatatime.toshowerregularly, nights, my incredible tang power, an
and ta not puke on people! apology for the Sophomoie Sc^, a hope
To Oiyrs M : the abd.^ to keep for more liberals like ns, a future baud
Heateand Aratainlinefil'satough update, a promise to name all of your
job)andaplaneucketloyegas.Tomy sons,andaninvitetoAUantatoauneand
History and Systems classmates: a visit. Hove you guys very much'Thanks
Salemyeamassp^ialas
To Interdorm: Ahhhhh!To the Sisters:
clank, clank, clank; a wild electric jello I, Valerie Wickpr«ham r
fyrty; LA law (its real, 1 tell you,'Tan
memories'To Amesola : a sr«cious since the world is
Shower complete with intercom and To Allison u u ' f T®
peach towel, a life-size poster of Axl - all of the brain
pcciui luww, a lue-size poster ot Axl we harp il'll .rof „ r . —^
Ro^(includingthenipplering),aditch chicken sandvricl4 rd^ADril'"^
of her own (I'll dig one in my back- Star Trek calendar ^ ^
yard) and a plane ticket to find your To Tara i p •
kidnappedprinceinUganda!ToChris- double stuff Opo/
tiane: doughnuts to munch on while she wants everything else
studying for biology (oh, wait, we are To Melissa M.irrc t, i
done with that hellish subject), a map horse like Lucv ^
a date with Bruce Gos-
of Latin America, and much happi
ness with Lee.
To Jeni Thomas:.
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ToJillieMae: beer drinking games, a To Kate Ha«>p*P
beach trip wiA s,m a copy of "Mol^ HfeHme supply of Da t M f®
iidenbcalhfetomine(oh,you To Shan
sters",aniuciiuk;aiuretommeioh,you To Shan a
already have one) and a promise to years at Salem fabulous
wear pink in June of 1993. To Karen Lw Williamson: her
"U": nuclear protests, butt cancer, a tkket^the(^^"^'f ®
ticketforthecruiseofDeception.ToTara,
Susie Salem
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majority voice that would be e®
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jarterding and graduate schoolau
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worried about tiie most?..knowj»?
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wrote because....well, this
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