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GOLDSBORO HIGH NEWS
March 18, 1932_
BADDOUR BABBLES
Hello, misprints, spring’s not quite
here but there are already signs of
these hloomlng love ajfairs.
THEIR THEME SOXGS
I’ll he glad when you’re dead, you
rascal you.— (Pos to Booty.)
Was that the human thing to do?
—(Senior Exam.)
(loodnite SAveetheart. (Sarah
and Arthur.)
• Too Late.—(Report day.)
i’m thru with love.'^—(Mine.)
Where can you he?—(My new
•yellow pencil.) ; '
Jahez’s office reniituls me of March.
'J'here you might go in like a lion
hut vou’ll sho’ com-e out like a lamh.
If you don’t believe that .playing
on the linoleum will produce music,
drop a baby and listen.
Our buzzer won’t do. ' We need a
^b'g hoi-ii to cair these: entranced lov-
ei-s- out of the halls.
K1CKHAM-A SOCCER. PLAYER-IN CHICAGO.
PM501-A basketballRAVea ATU.of 1^0.
VJESfeVOF WU©
MAN;''Hfe LIFThAS
EXTEi^OED TO fK
HUNDRED WWT£%Sy
but OF A GIRL,
"SHE HAS SEEN
SIXTEEN
XUMMBRSf
Get busy, girrulls, and let’s see who
gets ‘^Sw:eet.’’ • ■'
TBoy, iiow’' I’d like to see the Army
and kavy leaders riding ..their, mas
cots, Miss Currie >vould cut a-grace-
f.ul figure, on Liglitnin’ and Mr. Bul
lock riding Billy Goat ,would make
strong men Aveep. . .
' If I were' a boy aiid.'saw a' girl
that could cheAA^ guni'like Lois Mc
Manus, draAvl like Mildred'Pelt, with
feet like Susan Rose’s, physique like
Dot Stanton’s, hair like Corine’s, in
nocent expression of Hilda Spence’s,
temper of Hemp Edgerton, I’d run
Iiome to Mainma;.'^'^ ‘
7H£ CHAMPION {\!£EDLE-TI]g£Al)m'
GEOP.65: GOWlWa M1CHIC AN,
CANTHRtAO /S NEEDLE kA TIMES
IN LESSTH/^l^TWO MIINJUTES. ViF
CAN AlSOTHmO ANEEDUE
t-EHlWO HIS 6ACK/
'THE MVSrtRV FOREST"'
ATOR.ESTOF IO,CCO YEARS
AGO. 5UBK\EW:ED m A LAKE
AT the head of the Mac-
KENSIE RiVEK. ONE ClAN
FLOAT OVER UN DECAYED
TREES \N A ROW BOAT,
YQUR. WATCW IS XIGHTOKUV
FDUS^TIMES A VEAR.COMPARE
IT WITH A SUND^ AT NOOW.
ALUMNI NEWS
The accomplishments of tli
alumni of G. H. S. during the monl^
of February lie in almost eA^ery fiel^__
Probably the outstanding attaiii-
ment of the current month Avas thm
of Ezra Griffin as an orator. An ar ‘
count of his record Avill be foun
elseAAdiere in the paper.
James Williams of the class of ’3
has made quite an enAdable recor
as a boxer at IT. C. during
season Avhich Avas just closed. A
tliough ^^Fimmy” is just a sopht^.
more, he Avas a regular and aa''^'*
awarded a monogram.
Another G. IT. S. graduate is mal
ing a name for himself at the Un
A'ersity.’ Lionel Weil is captain c
the ’32 track team, which recently
Avon the Southern . Indoor Tracg
Meet. He is anchorman on the mi|^
team aiid runs the 440-yar ,
GLOBE TROTTERS
Wasliingion Pageant Presented hy
Seniors.
In observance, of the bicentennial
celebration the seniors of Greenville
High School, Grepiville, S. C., pre
sented an impressive spectacle of 14
scenes. Realistic costumes Avere
furnished the seniors, making it all
the more impressive.
If I could fi-nd a hoy Avith the build
W a ‘"boy” in C.’L. C. H. S., the
'profile of “Sweet,” the eyes of Em-
;mett Spicer, the complexion of Pos
■Best, the walk of Jack l onville. the
;'pcrsoiuility ^of iiuoty LeAvis. the
(lashes of. Ch.K^K. B^.ddc-'U-r-, the good
jnaturc oi EmnieLi Williams, and tiie-
'planners of .Jerry Uerr,. IVl tak^^ a-J--
vantage of leap year.
Mother (one night) : Come in,
Corine, the sand man Avill get you.
Corine (wistfully) : I Avish some
man Avould get me.
Other papers are running their
lists of celebrities, so I’ll run ours:
; M. Ghandi—Byron Greene.
Jean Harlow—Corine.
Arbuckle—Alston West.
Clara Boav—-Rachel Rose.
, La Garbo—Jumbo McBride.
Polly Moran—Frances Bass.
Sally O’Keil—Myrtle Musgrave.
Stuart Erwin—Bill Daniels.
Marie Dressier—Dot Stanton.
Connie l^ennett—Babs Best.'
Janet Gaynor—Mildred Earrior.
EdAvard Robinson^—Chick /Bad-
dour., '
Clark Gable—Emmett Williams.
Students Visit Capitol
Thirty students of Wadesboro
High School and tAvo members of
the faculty enjoyed a four days’ edu
cational tour of the J^ation’s Capitol.
A special bus Avas leased to convey
them on the tour. They enjoyed be
ing in ¥/'ashington during the bi-
ce^itenuial ceiebiiition ot tho birth
of George Wachingtor;.
DID YOU KNOW THAT
By Smith
The mouth of the Amazon River
in South America is wider than the
Hudson River is long?
In the mouth of the Amazon River
there is an island larger than the
Republic of France?
The Latin American Republics re
sent the natives of the United States
being called Americans because they
are Americans as well as are the
natives of the United States?
Brazil separated from Portugal
and emancipated her slaves Avithout
bloodshed, while the Uiiitea States
of America had Moodj’- wars in ac
complishing these desires?
The United States of Brazil is just
as much, American Republic as the
United States of America f
The little (?) country of Argen-
tinaj if laid dow':n on the United
States of JSTorth America, Avould ex
tend from the Gulf of Mexico clear
through the United States of Amer
ica up into Canada as far as Hud
son Bay? .
relay
dash. . \ g-
In a competitive examination fflg-
an appointment to West
Thomas, McCrary . scored the be^
mark among 23 boys. Ezra GriflS^^
was second and Avill be alternate, xj
Due to her superiority in Frenc^^
Elizabeth Smith has been given tl
privilege of sitting at the ‘‘Frenc
Table” at Brenau. At this tat^j^
only French is spoken and the Frenc^
manners are observed. !
Simmons Wi'iis Contest
Eugene Simmons, of Tarboro Se
nior High, Avon the JSTash County
American Legion Contest. He spoke
against the Weldon orator and lost in
Rocky Mount at the district meeting.
He spoke on Washington, the citizen
and the patriot.
For the benefit of those avIio did
not hear Simmons, The Tar Hi Tat
tler carried his speech.
At the George Washington picture
two nits back of me Avere relating all
the history they knew^ They Avound
Tip Avith: .
: lien Daniels: Bunker Hill ? Who
Avas he?
George Yoav: Mi goshl Don’t
you knoAv AA^ho he A\^as?
They AA^ere hot marcels the galant
gentlemen Avore in that picture. They
had one on us, girls; they didn’t have
to sleep in theirs.
And did you ever see so many
platinum blondes.
At a great risk of losing my—
ahem—honor roll record I’ll run my
delineation of the ideal man teacher.
I’d like him to have the physique
and personality of E. J. Bullock, the
eyes and lips of A. Baxter Sansbury,
the musical talent and wise cracks of
Mr. Harvel, the boyish grin, fairness
and self-consciousness of Jabez Wil
son, the scientific knoAvledge and.
bashfulness of Rufus Helms, and
the good taste in clothes and the
height of T. Marion Green.
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