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GOLDSBORO HI NEWS
February 15, 1935
Den-(re)-Marks
Superlative Eesults
Best Sport Mr. Bullock
Most Best Musician
'William Yinson
Sweetheart of G. H. S.
Hal Armentrout
Mostest Bashful ...Ann Dees
Mostest Studious Osborne Lee
Prettiest Red Dot Parker
Teacher’s Pet Cebron Jones
Greatest Lover Arnold Pate
Mostest Sense Henry Kennedy
Boy Snatcher Lee Anne Taylor
Girl Stringer Tommy Pearson
Bestest Principal....Burt P. Johnson
Laziest Squirt James Heyward
Slickest Baby Baddour
Slowest James Davis
Eoses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tommy Pearson’s sweet,
And I like “chitlens.”
Miss Gordner, being in a big hurry,
taking assembly notes, spelled Mr.
Johnson’s name, “Burp.”
You should have seen Annie Eliza
beth’s expression when Tommy sang
in chapel the other day.
Joe Pete got a job at an up town
grocery the other day, and the boss
told him the customer was always
right.
The first customer that came in
said, “Son, these tomatoes are all
rotten.”
Joe Pete obeyed his boss and now
is looking for another job.
A Merry Christmas
and
A Happy New Year
To All
By Willis A. DenmaEiK.
P. S. I Avon’t be here next year,
I hope.
Mary had a little lamb,
It’s fleece were black as smut.
And when she’s put in second gear,
Her motor goes putt-putt-putt.
“Johnnie, make a sentence, using
condense.”
^‘Mr. Johnson condense the Cari-
oca.”
Two men were playing golf one
afternoon and one said to the other,
“Who was that lady I saw you with
last night ?”
“That won’t no lady; that was
my wife.”
Love and Kisses,
Willis.
Annie E. Coward: “Je t’ adore.”
Harry Hundley: “Shut it your
self ; you came in last.”
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Building and Loan League
To Again Sponsor Contest
The JSTorth Carolina Building and
Loan League is sponsoring an essay
contest this year similar to the one
held last year in which a G. H. S.
student won $100.
The contest is under the auspices
of the Keesler Memorial Committee
and is open to the high schools of
North Carolina.
Any topic pertaining to thrift,
home ownership, saving, or a similar
subject as exemplified in building and
loan association may be used.
Bushnell Andrews, ’34, won $5.00
in the school contest, $5.00 in the
county contest, $15.00 in the district
contest, and $75.00 in the state con
test last year. His subject was “The
Wise and Foolish Runners.”
There will be three eliminations
prior to the State League Contest
in which each district of the State
League will be represented.
The first, in the schools, is to be
held during the week of March 5th
through the 10th.
The second, in the county, will be
held during the week of March 19th
through the 24th.
The third, the district eliminations,
will be held at the district meeting
in April or May.
One participant from each district
of the State League shall be eligible
for the State League Contest to be
held during the State Building and
Loan League convention in June.
The essay writing will be under the
supervision of the English teachers.
“Swing Yo Pardner!” “Woopee!”
Such were the yells that echoed
over Herman Park Friday night,
February 1. The members of the
high school Commercial Club were
enjoying another of their square
dances.
“May I have the next dance with
you ?”
“Somebody tell the band to play
Turhey in the Straw/'
One very long-legged boy who
didn’t know how to square dance
and was too bashful to try asked
“Where can I find someone to teach
me how?”
O boy! It Avas a regular scam-
perdown!
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for
BETTER SIGHT
Good vision is most essen
tial to higher scholastic
attainments . . . better
light promotes better
sight. Investigate the new
Student Lamp!
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COMPANY
Just Among Us Schools
The Greenville, S. C., football team
had 4 players to make All-State High
School Team.
After looking at the plans Con
gress has for raising money, we have
decided to let the government have
our income and keep the tax
Christian Observer.
The Snipes and Cuts staff of Char
lotte Hi, IT. C., has begun on this
year’s advertising campaign with a
$1,000 in advertizing as the goal.
The first class to graduate from
Gallatin High School, Bozeman
Montana, was in 1900. There are
16 out of the 17 still alive.
The part of the auto that causes
the most accidents is the nut that
holds the steering wheel.—Pine
Whispers, Winston-Salem, C.
Meridian Hi, Meridian, Miss., has
installed a new public address system.
Speakers can be added to each room
and announcements will be received
in the home rooms.
There are exactly 2,305,843,009,-
213,693 different ways to change a
five dollar bill.—Tech-Talh, Dallas
Texas.
It is estimated that there are 120,-
000,000 cats in the TJ. S., and that
80,000,000 of them are stray.—
Wildcat, Wilmington.
Quality : Service : Workmanship
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Fourth consecutive year advertising in
Goldsboro Hi News
Ballots Are Counted
One! One! Did you get that ?
IText—Most Popular—is anyone
down as far as Best Athlete yet?
You must hurry! Another vote
must be taken.
In the din of counting voices these
remarks could be distinguished. The
journalists of G. H. S. were count
ing the superlative votes. Each
one must count his allotted number
before the period was up.
What ?—not finished! How many
can come after school? This is im
portant—It must be finished—
Faster and faster peilcils flew.
Hurry! Did you get that last one ?
—you didn’t! Well, one! one!—
and on and on.
. So superlative votes were counted.
The results of this energetic count
ing appear in this issue.
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Opposite City Hall
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Invitations Committee
Has Been Appointed
The Senior Invitations Committee
consisting of N^orwood Middleton—
chairman—Whitmel Gurley and
Katherine Kalmar has been appoint
ed by Annie E, Coward, Senior Class
president.
This committee will obtain several
different sample invitations from a
number of engraving companies and
present them to the Senior Class,
which will select by vote the invita
tion it wants.
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• We are daily re
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men and all wear
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SHERMAN’S
THE
Goldsboro Building and Loan Association
Is Co-operating With Every Other
BUILDING AND LOAN ASSOCIATION
in
WAYNE COUNTY
IN SPONSORING THE
KEESLER MEMORIAL ESSAY CONTEST
in
THE GOLDSBORO HIGH SCHOOL
• The Secretary of this Association will
gladly give all entrants any infor
mation or material he may have.
SEE US AT ONCE—OR PHONE 331
THE
Goldsboro Building and Loan Association
116 East Walnut Street
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