PAGE SIX
GOLDSBORO HI NEWS
April 9, 1937
Don’t look now, but here’s that
cute girl again.
Speaking of Mr. Johnson reminds
me of something that I have been
thinking about for a long time. Ev
erybody get ready for a big shock.
I am now going to prove to you
that Mr. Johnson is ignorant—now,
wait a moment; don’t get all bet
up. In fact, I have a theory which
proves that everybody is ignorant.
This is definitely not a ‘‘believe it
or not. ’ ’ Now I shall prove it.
Take a child of nine years old;
have you got her? Well—she is
ignorant of many things that a per
son sixteen years of age knows, so-o
that makes her ignorant. See ?
Now drop the girl of nine gently,
of course, and take a boy of sixteen
—okay, now the boy of sixteen is
ignorant of many things that an
older person like —a-er-Mr. John
son knows. Now comes the proof
that Mr. Johnson is also ignorant.
You see, Mr. Johnson is ignorant
of many things an older man knows.
So there, my friends, is proof that
Burt P. Johnson, present principal
of Goldsboro High School, is igno
rant !
That’s my theory, and I don’t
care whether you understand it or
not. After all, how many people in
the world understand Einstein’s
theory ? Huh ?
I wonder how that Junior Play
will be tonight. If the actors are
half as good as I think they are, it’ll
still be a flop.
Now, please, I, don’t want any
girls to read the following state
ment. Please, girls, don’t read it
’cause it’s for boys alone. Just skip
over it.
is the biggest bum in GHS. No
I’m not going to tell you. Now-
don’t ask me anymore. I promised
Ridley that I wouldn’t tell any
body w'hat I thought of him, so I’m
not going to tell.
By the way, it seems everybody
had a good time at that convention.
Yes, it did have a sorta homey ef
feet, didn’t you think?
Some Juniors certainly are dumb
Take Jack Wharton for instance—
Huh?—Well, I know you don’t
want him, but take him any way.
At the end of those Chevrolet pic
tures the other day, he wouldn’t
get up because he said “This ain’t
where I came in.”
And he didn’t even i)ay for it!
And the»ever-giggly Nancy Pip
kin wanted to stay and see it over
again.
And they are going to be two of
the future citizens of our great
United States and worse still mem
bers of the next Senior Class. Poor,
poor GHS.
Well, I’m going to punish all of
you and stop writing now. But, if
you be good and hold your breaths,
I might be back. But then I might
not. It just depends on how I feel.
PLANS FOR SCHOOL FAIR
ARE RAPIDLY FORMING
Tsk! Tsk! Such curiosity, girls !
It was impossible to vote for the
biggest bum at the “Hobo Conven
tion,” but IVe got a good idea who
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(Continued from page one;
Annette Eackley, chairman of the
property committee, has succeeded
in making a lovely ballroom scene.
With the aid of her assistants, Eliz
abeth Smith, Kuth Shepard and
Billy Mooring, she has collected Jap
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We’re glad to say that the Pub
licity Committee is doing a fine job
also. George Ham and Harry Hol
lingsworth have even gotten to the
,place where they fight over stories
'—but, don’t let them kid you—they
only want “by-lines.”
Now, a word to all of you—this
story isn’t because you asked for it
—it’s because you deserve it.
A TYPICAL DAY AT
PLAY REHEARSAL
(Continued from page one)
last act. Clear the stage.”
The curtain is pulled and Mrs.
White yells, “Jack, you and Jabie,
please get otf the stage. We’ll be
here until 7:00!”
And the Junior Play is still plan
ning on their great presentation
tonight. Come and watch them act
serious!
BUILDING SUPPLEMENT
DISCUSSED BY BOARD
(Continued from pa^e one)
supplement of eight rooms was sub
mitted by A. J. Maxwell, Jr., archi
tect. The main problem of the
school board on this project is to
raise the necessary funds.
The manual training, mechanical
drawing, and printing classes will
use the new. rooms on the first floor,
while the science, English and math
classes will use the second floor.
Mrs. R. J. Smith, Hr. Lionel Weil,
and Dr. D. J. Rose of the finance
committee were instructed to take
steps for the provision of the money
needed. Mr. Armstrong stated that
the project would be started when
plans are completed and the funds
raised.
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ANNUAL PLAY TONIGHT 8:30
(Continued from page one)
Ruth Shepard; Stage — Frank
Wynn, Joe Pearson, Ben Carr, and
Douglas McDonald; Ticket and
Program—Earl Hollowell, Norene
Johnson, Tillie Horton, Evelyn
O’Brien and Margaret Peacock;
Make-up.— June Hardison and
Lucille Whitley.
The play, written by Hilda Man
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arrangements with Samuel French
of New York.
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Musical Travelogue
On April 20 the musical travel
ogue, “Christian Palestine,” will
be presented bj^ Stephen Haboush',
a native Galilean, in the high
school auditorium.
Mr. Haboush w^as born on the
hills around the sea of Galilee and
after his youth as a Galilean shep
herd, he came to America, worked
his way through an American Uni
versity and recently returned to
his native land. There he took
marvelous motion pictures of peo
ple and scenes.
In his travelogue Mr. Haboush
shows the old Palestine and the iiew.
Another part of the program is the
interpretation of the Scriptures,
and Mr. Haboush, familiar with the
scenes behind the stories, is an able
interpreter. The program will be
enacted partly in Galilean costume.
The travelogue is being spon
sored by the Senior Class and
tickets for the matinee and evening
performances may be bought from
members of the class.
The admission charge will be 15
cents for students and 25 cents for
adults at the matinee. 25 and 40
cents will be charged at night.
Important committees are the ad
vertising committee headed by Jack
Hunt and Bobby Hatch, the ticket
committee with Carolyn Smith as
chairman, and the stage committee
of which Dorothy Savage is chair
man.
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