Page Eight
Goldsboro Hi News
April 16, 1948
Can You Take It?
Everybody’s mad about source j
themes. Well, when you read this
column you’ll probably still be
madder. But you know how it is
•—this wouldn’t be GHS if someone
wasn’t mad.
Some pranks aren’t even funny,
are they, P.D.? See, that’s what
you get for being a gentleman. If
you had told the truth and said you
didn’t want to date Joyce B., then
you wouldn’t have been so em
barrassed when you discovered she
had a date with Ashton—Oh well,
don’t get discouraged, bet she’s not
doing anything in July—^why not
apply now?
Say, Elizabeth G., what’s this
“bull” about Pepsi Cola being
spilled on you at every weiner
roast you go to. ’Course, nobody
knows what we’re talking about,
so we won’t tell them about you.
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Jack, Jo Ann, and Martin having
parties at the sand-hole every
week. Anyway, your mothers
might find out.
Who was ashamed of you the
other night when Libby Lou S.
dated Kenneth Fulghum ? We
heard that while they were riding
uptown Kenneth started pulling
down the blinds and Libby Lou
ducked.
If you see Betsy Peele moping
around lately, don’t get excited,
’cause she really isn’t sick. Robert!
Thomas left the other day to go
play baseball and she can’t get
along very well without him.
The question around school late
ly is “What makes Elbert Sills so
hard to get?” Maybe some girls
ain’t got the right technique—Lou!
Love is a funny thing. Yes sir,
Boxie even smiles at people now.
Could Mildred Bryan be respon
sible for this improvement?
Wonder what all the feuding be
tween Carolyn L. and Virginia Bar
field is all about? Could it be over
that cute Norwood H.?
“Everybody gets in on the act.”
Yep, every dog has his day. Filthy
was seen riding around with Er-
line Griffin on one Monday night
—maybe more of us girls need
cars—after all, it is leap year.
Spring brings love to everyone’s
heart. Ruth Shaver seems to have
that certain feeling for Jack Wil
son. Come on, Jack, let’s not be
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If the qualities listed below with
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Ability—Mr. Britton
Clothes—Miss Garner
Diligence—Miss Ipock
Fairness—Miss Grant
Humor—Mrs. Cox
Patience—Mr. Roberts
Personality—Coach Jeffrey
Smile—Mrs. Morgan
Sportsmanship—Miss Brooks
giving her a hard time.
Baseball seems to be a favorite
sport with everyone. Joan Grump
ier surely was having a fine time
—was it playing baseball, or being
with Charlie Darden ?
First you meet the boy, then
you meet his family, then you get
married. Guess Shirley J. is well
on her way. She spent last week
end in Kinston with Sonny H.’s
family. When is the third step
happening, Shirley?
The biggest fish always gets
away, but Virginia Mac is one of
those safety girls. She brought the
biggest fish back. (In fact, she
took him with her, too.) Garbage
says the beach was fine. Fishing?
—well, he didn’t do too much of
that!
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muscle woman. Yep, there’s a loti
of power in that frail little Kitty
Keller. She was even taking Bill
Cole around on her shoulders at
the sandhole the other day.
The case of the missing potato
chips is now the mystery around
school. Maybe Mimi needs FBI
men around. Well, we’ll take over
and solve the case. Why not ask
Tommie C. and her date (not Gor
don, mind you) and Tootsie C. and
her date? What’s the matter,
don’t you people get fed at home ?
In 1492 Columbus sailed the
ocean blue, and there was gossip
even then about Queen Isobel and
Christopher. Well, you know how
it is. Where would this column be
without gossip? After all, we’ve
got to have something to talk
about. So if you don’t tell us,
we’ll find out. Lula knows all.
Yeh, we don’t need a crystal ball.
We have stool pigeons to keep us
informed on the dope—dopes! Af
ter reading this, we’re sure you
realize that “Crime doesn’t pay.”
Just remember Lula knows all,
liears all, sees all. That’s us!
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DISC HITS
by Lou York
Here we go again with more
platter chatter. Here’s one for all
you steady couples, “Haunted
Heart”—It’s especially good by Jo
Stafford. For an oldie, how ’bout,
“I can’t give you anything but
love.” That’s still a fine tune. One
for the cats of GHS is “Keep a
Dollar in Your Pocket,” “I Told
You I Love You, Now Get Out,”
and “58th Street Jump.” Here's
one that has been good for a long
time, and that’s, “By the Light of
the Silvery Moon.” Another that
is still rather popular and will be
for a long time is, “Ballerina.”
Since there are not many new
tunes for this month, guess this
will be all for this time. See ya!!!
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