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Page Eight GOLDSBORO HI NEWS Fri3ay, December 16, 1949 It’s About Time, Fellas! ^ Chatterbox^ Oi>erator: Number, please? I say there, what number do you wish? 31XR4? Thank you. I will ring it for you. Oh say, is tluil you, Mabel? I hardly recog nized your voice. How’s Henry and the kids? Is, I never can remember his name any way number four, is he over his measles yet? Heard he was a lovely dotted Swiss pattern. I was awfully disappointed ‘in my case. My speckles were a horri ble shade of red. Thank heavens Ezra didn’t see me then You remember Ezra, don’t you Ma bel? He’s my boy friend. The one with red hair and all those freckles. I believe you met him when he sported me to the coon fry down in Hollow Junction last month. I say there, Mabel, have you heard about Bill and Cissy’s lat est spat? I happened to over hear, now mind you I wasn’t eavesdropping, far be it from me to even think of such, well as I was saying, my key sort of acci dentally touched Cissy’s line and I just didn’t take time to uncon nect right off and I couldn’t help hearing what was going on could I? Well, if seems she, Cissy, saw Bill sitting at Pop’s soda foun tain drinking his second malted. ’She knew it was his second ‘be cause there was an empty glass in front of him on' the counter. And he never even used to go into Pop’s for as much as a drink of water much less two malteds. She declared that blond working there had something to do with this. By the way, did you know she is a peroxide? Can tell it from just looking. I bet Cissy’s just about right. She’s doing Bill exactly right not letting him escort her to the corn shucking come Saturday night. Umph! “Take that she-blond,” she told him and it wouldn’t surprise me a mite if that ain’t what he’ll do. ’Corse Cissy’s already eating her heart out. She’s real stuck on Bill. Has been for the past seven years. Looks like some time he might break down and pop the question. But then you can’t rush things like that. Guess he needs a little time to think about it before getting hitched. Wayne Realty and Insurance Co., Inc. 210 E. Walnut Street Coni|)iete Keai Estate and Inn. Serviie D. H. Bland, Jr. R. Worrell C. W. Peacock ENRICHED- EAT MADE-RITE BREAD MADE-RITE BAKERY GOLDSBORO, N. C. Delicious aiid Nutritious Buy it at your f«vorite Grocery Store BRYAN OIL COMPANY Distr*butora AMOCO PRODUCTS Fu«I Oils—CASoline*—Tire*—Batt«ri«s Aoc«s«ories 99—Phones—1166 Smith Hardware ANYTHING IN HARDWARE OR SPORTING GOODS Night After Report Cards 'Twas late Wednesday night, and not a student was about. Seems ]ust that afternoon report cards came out. The books were now opened by the parents with care In hopes of some passing by their students fair. Now the children were looking at their books all right But their thinking was pertaining to Saturday night John in his “Tux’; Mary’s new gown Or who’s the new boy that just move dinto town? When upon the front door .there just came a loud knock “Oops” yelled Betty, “It’s 8 o’clock’ Away she stumbled like soft fall ing snow To greet “Big Bill,” her new found beau The moon was shining, the fire was hot She just had to date Bill 4iome- work or not. When to her dismay her parents growled, “NO” All you study is let me go!” Now Bill had a temper, and that Betty knew “O. K.,” he shouted, “we’re just through!” Quicker than a flash, he left her there. And away he rode in the cold winter air— “Now Mother, now Daddy, can’t you see? All the trouble you cause little me? I can’t have that and I can’t do this, Look at the fun you made me Heard about Belles new arriv al? Why yes, it came day be fore yesterday. I took the call thru, to the Doctor when she was took and sort of kept my ears open for news. Wasn’t long be fore I heard all about it. It’s a girl again. Looks like their luck would change sometime, don’t it? And guess what! It had a tooth when it i was born. Yes siree! A genuine tooth all the way through. Which is more than it’s pa has. What? Didn’t you know? Yes, Luke,had every single one of his teeth, upper and lower, out. His new ones are due in about two weeks so Dr. Jerk, the one that’s making plates, told him when he called to inquire about it the other day. Jeb Brown is going out of business. That’s right. Seems since he made that mislick and cut a nap out of Zeke Wilbough’s neck everybody is purposely avoiding him. Guess Tom’s Bar ber shop will have to work over time on Saturday night now to get around or else the men folks around these parts are gonna have to start a new style of long hair. What’s that, Mabel? You say you have to go now? Well it’s been real nice to visit with you again. Hope your family gets along better. Before you ring off, how about telling me what you’re going to wear to that hoighty-doighty Estelle Minsfur’s wedding shower. I really would not bother about going but I’m just dying to see the inside of that house and I’ll probably never get a chance like this again. Your red silk you say? Well, then I’ll see you there. Bye, now. Operator: Number, please? What number do you wish? 31XR4? Why, Mabel, of course I’d be glad to ring it for you. W. H. BEST &SONS Ash Street Pharmacy K. Ash St. Your nelfi:hI>orhK)d drug store We Deliver Open A Charge Account Today ROYAL CLOTHING GO. 107 N. John St. miss! Bill’s done left me, all alone, Hurray for the day when I get grown. So back to my homework (darn that stuff) If only I’d of passed, it wouldn’t have been so rough. And now to concentrate on Span ish alone, Excuse me a minute ,but do I hear a phone? Pick up the receiver, with a for lorn “hello,” “Yes, this is Betty, how ya doing Joe? No, I’m not sick, yes, I’m very much alice, Only you see Joe, I MADE A FIVE. TOM R. BEST 213 S. Center Street Knox Hate—Timely Clotlies WILSON SHOE SERVICE Ail Work Guaranteed 235 N. John St. Phone 1063-W . Too many late hours, not enough work, The teacher told me I was just an ole jerk. Mother’s mad. Dad gave me heck, Why did I take chemistry instead of Home Ec. No, you can’t come over, I’ve got to read. Three more reports is all I need. Goodness me it’s almost rhorn, And still I've got to practice my horn.’ ’ ••Insured Income’* Service M.A. SHAVER Representative The Mutual Life Insurance C4». of New York EVEKYTHING IN DRUGS AT GOLDSBORO DRUG STORE PHONE 1 SHOP HUB DEP’T STORE FOR SCHOOL CLOTHING Meet Your Friends At GASH DRUG COMPANY 13a E. Walnut St. Phone 170 Black and Brown Suede S7.9S CONEKIirS MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR from ROGERS 4 Goldsboro’s Frieniliy Jewtelers
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