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Mr, McDaniel* ”Max, if you sold
me something belonging to
•'V/oody" , v;liat would each of
us be called?”
MaxJ "Well, I^d be the broker,
"Woody" the consignerj and
you would be the - -
Henry Broadv/ell: "YouM be the
sucker I”
In sociology class:
lir, Hatley; "CT. cut off that
noise
”I can’t find the sv/itch,'^
J. W.
Miss Watson: "li^ho was the hero
of the first English
prose romances?'*
Orge Cooper; "Sitting Bull;”
Miss Hipp; "Vftiat is done v/ith
the seat of a con
gressman after his
death?"
Henry Efird: "It’s buried vdth
the rest of his
bodyi"
Miss Hipp; "Use tariff in a
sentenco."
John Snuggs: "My pants will
tear if I stoop,
Miss Hipp: ”How long has King
George V ruled?"
Bill Lov/der; "Ever since his
father died."
"One of our little pigs v/as
sick, so I gave him some sugar."
"Sugar-v/hat for?"
’’For medicine, of course.
Haven’t you heard of sugar-
cured hams?"
Patient; "Will the anaesthetic
make me sick?"
Doctor; "NOjI think not."
mortality statistics?” Patient; "Hov/ long will it be
Joe Allen; "That’s a person who’s before I knov; anything?^’
proud-who thinks he Doctor! "Aren’t you expecting '
knov/s something but too much of an
doesn’t.” anaesthetic?”
Miss Moore? "James, what is a
vacuole?"
James Long; "Something v/ith
nothing in it.”
Freshman; (after walking out in
the country and seeing a
field of cat-tails)
"Guess what, I sav/ a field
of hot dogs to-day."
Mr.- Hatley: "1/hat is a monogamic
family?”
Homer:- "It means my big brother
can run things more as
he pleases at home."
Mr. Hatley; ”l/hat is meant by
BOmRS
The physical basis of life is biology.
Throe insects are timber beetles, termites, and
tornadoes.
Hydra*ili o (h^rdrochl^'ic) acid.
This v/i.l.j. give ten feot-pounds (foot-pounds).
Cer-cified milk is milk that has been tested every
SIX XixOil.tliSs
Who started oui* post office system? i'.'Ir. Post.
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