Theie MISS WISE WAS CALLING out spelling words in English. She called out “allegory”, which means “a story with a hidden meaning”. Sally Neal Kluttz: “That’s when you are allergic to some thing, isn’t it?” * * * WHEN DON WOOLEY SAW Hattie Tucker walking home from school, he pulled over to the curb and asked, “Aren’t you tired of walking?” “Sure am!” exclaimed Hattie as she started towards his car. “Well, try running awhile,” Don called to her as he rode away leaving Hattie standing there. 4c ♦ « MR. WILSON WAS ASKED if any funny incidents or wise cracks had occurred in his room yet. “No,” he said, “it will be dull this year. Pee Dab Kimrey has graduated.” “BOY, WE HAD A FIRE at our house Sunday!” exclaimed Bob Youngblood. “What burned? Where was it?” asked Cranford Hathcock, Bob: “Part of the old garage. We burned it in the stove!” * * * JOHN HELMS TO DWIGHT Cranford: “Hey, Dwight, let’s shake.” They shake hands. John: “Scared?” Dwight: “No.” John: “Well, what are you shaking for?” 4c 4: BETTY BOONE noticed a strange soda jerk in Purcells Drug store. Going up to him, she asked: “What is your name?” “Noah,” he answered. “Well, bless you ark,” she stammered, meaning to say “bless your heart.” * * * MRS. FRY ASKED for sugges tions for a lead to start a news story about lighting two of the campus trees for Chrj^tmas. Connie McLain came up with this original suggestion: “The campus will be lit over the holi days.” * * * IN SOCIOLOGY MR. MAC ask ed this question: What is the main thing a woman wants in marriage? Dwight Cranford: “A man.” « * 4c JUST BEFORE THE Albemarle- Kannapolis ball game, Coach Webb asked: “If we receive, do you want to start off, T-Model?” “I don’t know,” T-Model hesi tated. “It’s pretty dangerous.” * * * BOB BARRINGER AND Henry Forrest were whiling away time in the cafeteria line. Henry: “Hey, Bob, I wrote a book.” Bob: “Yeah? What’s the name of it?” > Henry: ‘HDh, Wheaties, Cherios, and Pop.” Bob: “Is it a novel?” Henry: “No, it’s a cereal!” * ♦ ♦ REID McLENDON and Harry Pawlik were talking at lunch hour. Harry: “Look at that boy. He s bald headed!” Reid: “What do you mean— bald? Termites just went through that block of wood.” ♦ * I" SOCIOLOGY CLASS was study ing changes in cluture, and Mr. Mac was bringing out some of our customs that have been taken from other countries. “For instance,” he asked, “where do these bright shirts so many people are wearing come from?” Gene Laughter’s reply was prompt. “From Moose’s,” he said. * * * AN ANNOUNCEMENT WAS made over the P.A. system- for all football boys to bring paper and pencil with them to practice. Elbert Lowder was interested in what it meant. “I’ll bet he’s going to make them write 500 times, ‘I must not lose the game tonight’.” i^he 9ull Meen Vol. XIV ALBEMARLE, N. C. —OCTOBER 6, 1949 No. 1 STUDENT COUNCIL Seated (left to right): Blondell Lucas, Shirley Hinson, Bob Barringer, president; Charles Whitley, vice-president; Jane Russell, secretary; Elbert Holt, treasurer; Mr. McFadyen, adviser; Betty Gantt, Bernice Roscoe. Standing: Charles Litaker, Arthur Lynn, Claud Grigg, Jr., Bob Gulledge, Jeanette Mabe, Harold Hudson, Nancy Morrow, John Harwood, Patsy Williford, Don Thomas, Katherine Groves, Roy Holt, Ann Russell, Don Archer, Jimmy Skidmore, Henry Carpenter. Plan To Attend Press Institute Students from Albemarle high school will attend the Eighth Annual Press Institute to be held at the University of North Caro lina Friday - and Saturday, Oc tober 7-8. Delegates to this convention are Roy Holt, edit6r of the Full Moon, Sarah Skidmore, business manager of the Full Moon, Gay- nelle Chandler, editor of Cross roads, Ellene Holbrook, business manager of Crossroads, and Mrs. Paul Fry, publication advisor. Registration will be held Fri day afternoon, followed by a get- acquainted session held at 5:00 o’clock, with President Donnie Low Jacobs of Durham, presid ing. Friday night M. Reid Mont gomery, director of the South Carolina Scholastic Press Associa tion, will be the principal speak er, giving some pointers on how to make high school papers readable. -14-^ + Panel discussions, devoted to sudh subjects as .How to nize a Newspaper or Yearbook Staff, Finding News, Writing the News, Editorials, Planning the Yearbook, and Sports Writing, \yill be Saturday morning and afternoon. Journalism professors and staff members of the Uni versity publications will take part in these discussions. Election of new officers will take place Saturday afternoon. Saturday night a social evening, including a banquet, guest speak er, and other entertainment, will climax the convention. Homerooms Elect Years Officers Students of Albemarle high school have elected home room officers for the year. These of ficers take care of any business to be handled in the home rooms. Those chosen are as follows:’ Ninth Grade — Mrs. Fry's room: president, Ellen Cook; vice president, Harold Harkey; secretary and treasurer Colleen Harris. Miss Stanton’s: president, Doris Gurley; vice president, Janet Troutman; secretary and treas urer, Carolyn Williams. Miss Harrison’s: president, Jer ry Deese; vice president, Annie Ruth Stephens; ,and treasurer, Ananell Osborne. (Continued on Page Eight) Student Store To Sell Supplies Paper and pencils are being sold by the student council out side the study, hall and out side Mr. Wilson’s homeroom for the convenience of the faculty and students. Paper is sold for 10J a pack and pencils are 5^ apiece. The business is being conducted on the honor system. Students walk up and take the paper and pencils and leave the money in a box on the table. News Briefs Assembly Changed • Assembly programs this year will always be held at the sec ond period. Rather than having to miss the same class each time, classes will rotate. Junior Rings The order for junior class rings was sent off yesterday. The price of the lightweight ring is $15.90. The price of the heavy weight ring is $18.10. Each per son ordering a ring made a de posit of $3.00. The rest is to be paid when the rings are de livered. Teachers' Club Members of the Teachers’ club who have been eating at Central school for the past few years, are eating breakfast and supper in the high school cafeteria this year. No Driving Classes Driver training will not be held this' year. Officers who were used as instructors for these courses are needed by the city for other duties, making it im possible to offer driving to stu dents of A.H.S. The city has made police officers available for the past two years for the student driving courses. Chosen Princess Carolyn Poplin has been chosen to represent Albemarle in the Carolina Christmas Festival to be held in Charlotte this fall. A blonde, blue-eyed senior, Carolyn was chosen over six other contestants. She will reign with other queens sent from var ious cities of North and South Carolina. Cranford Chosen Senior President Davis, Boone, Skid more Are Elected To Other Offices. Dwight Cranford was chosen president of the class of 1950 at the first meeting of the seniors, held in the auditorium Septem ber 28. Other candidates for of fice of president were Bill Grigg and Doug Archer. Carrol Davis was chosen vice- president; Betty Boone, secretary; and Sara Skidmore, treasurer. Others nominated for office were Ted Burleson, Bill Grigg, Elbert Holt, and Henry Efird, vice-president; Sarah Frances Poplin and Bob Youngblood, Sec retary; and Tom Lilly and Bob Youngblood, treasurer. Whether seniors wear caps and gowns or street clothes for their annual pictures was another is sue of the meeting. Caps and gowns had the majority. 3 New Teachers On AHS Faculty Albemarle high school has add ed to its staff three new teach ers, a new dietitian, and an other office assistant. Fame of the sphool must have spread far, because two of the new teachers are from other states. Miss Marian Stanton #s from Syracuse, N. Y., and Miss Jean Wise is from Trenton, S. C. Teaching biology this year is Mrs. Mazel Lyke, who has at tended Columbia University and W.C.U.N.C. She hails from Ashe ville, and her home in Albemarle is at 528 East Main street. Miss Stanton, a graduate of Syracuse University, is teaching U. S. History and sociology. Be fore coming to Albemarle, she spent sometime in Kentucky and also taught in High Point. Now she is living in a trailer on East Main street. Last year Miss Wise, eleventh grade English teacher, graduated from Winthrop college. She is living with Mrs, J. B. Copple at 321 North Third street. The new office assistant is Mrs. John Birch Morris of this Gity. Work in the pffice had in creased so much that another of fice assistant was necessary. Mrs. D. B. Russell replaces Mrs. Eula Hatley as dietitian in the Albemarle high school cafeteria. Student Council Representatives Are Selected Council representatives were elected at A.H.S. last week for the coming year. They will rep resent their respective home rooms at the Student Council meetings, which are held every two weeks for the purpose of planning activities for the stu dent body. Representatives elected are: Eighth grade: Anne Russell, Kathryn Groves, Arthur Lynn, Claud Grigg. Ninth grade: Shirley Hinson, Jeanette Mabe, Bernice Roscoe, Betty Gantt, Don Thomas. Tenth grade: Don Archer, Nancy Morrow, Patsy Williford, Henry Carpenter, Jimmy Skid more. Eleventh grade: Charles Lita ker, Blondell Lucas, John Har wood, Harold Hudson. Twelfth grade: Bob Gulledge, Douglas Archer, Elbert Holt, Roy Holt. These students will work with the student body officers chosen last spring: president. Bob Bar ringer; vice-president, Charles Whitley; secretary, Jane Russell; and treasurer, Elbert Holt. GraduateWinner Of National Prize Norma Jane Bogle, 1949 grad uate from A.H.S., won a na tional essay contest this sum mer sponsored by the Great Council of the United States Im proved Order of Red Men arid De gree of Pocahontas. Her essay on “Education arid My Citizenship” won for her a $1,000 scholarship to the col lege of her choice. Norma’s choice was Pfeiffer Junior coIt lege, which she is attending this year. In school Norma took an active part .in the various activities. She was on the Full Moon staff„ the Crossroads staff, library as sistant, member of the mixed chorus, French club. Dramatics club, and Boosters club. By Their Words “More fun—More people kill ed.”—Dorothy Gaskin. “Edison brought famous artists into our homes, like Spike Jones.” —Mr. McFadyen. “To have to stand up here and talk to a group with the intellect of Bob Youngblood and Hoyle Gil bert makes me nervous.”—Coach Webb. “We have no thieves around here, we’re sure, but the money boxes will be bolted to the tables.”—Elbert Holt. “Holy Hannah!!!” — Martha Griffith. While trying to decide who would write “Campus Chatter,” Henry Forrest suggested, “Let the girls write it, they hear more dirt.” “Back when money was scarce as hen’s teeth I decided I wanted to take a trip around the world.” •Mr. R. C. Hatley. “I had a dress on, not inten tionally, of course ...” — Miss Stanton to Connie McLain. “We have a drawing lesson ev ery time Barbara (Setzler) goes to the board.”—Miss Lentz. “Where’s my better half?”— Jean Bullock. “Well, that’s water over the dam.”—Coach Webb. “I wish you boys would stop stealing my lip-stick.”—Jo Fox. “This is the gum chewinest school I have ever seen.”—Miss Stanton. “Is anybody giving points on any ball games?”—Coach Webb. “How many grams are in a graham cracker?”—Dwight Cran ford.