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March 13, 1953 THE FULL MOOH Page 3 » T T' ■TTTT*rTT T T SHAVER'S SHAVIN'S : By ROBERT SHAVER Again we welcome you to the fittle column of Shaver’s Shav- ins. We hope you smile with us every month. We’d like to JJink that you did, anyway, jviaybe if you haven’t smiled or faughed at our former jokes, tnese will tickle your ribs! * * * This little girl had been in ^ischief all day, and her moth- „Punished her all day long. ,^^^ally, just before supper, was especially naughty and assed her mother to boot. So punishment her mother sent u without any supper naughty. ^ ^ cK . ^ she was ready for bed thf to say her prayers. At end of her prayers her moth- Was surprised to her her say: bless Mommy and tho but please don’t send any more children, ’cause don’t know how to take of the one they’ve got!” ♦ ♦ * a^^^ategy is when you’re *out of „^ttiunition but keep right on know enemy won’t * * * had been a crash in ai?H ^ driven by a man hn^ ^ driven by a woman iTia ,^®llided. The woman de- aanded, “Why did you drive know it,*’ the man said. ^ats what fooled me.” * * * night, according to the fenrt the judge told the de- “you and your wife had !?}\ Words.” I some, your honor. But get a chance to use * * * Of said to another girl, to ^^te: “Why do you come that, with a fellow like «iL* „He can’t dance.” sur? ’ the other, “but he ^an intermission!” Wk * * * troubles Adam had, Non„ bygone days of yore, ^ could say, when he crack- “T’„ 3'oke, ,,, heard that one before! ’^as about to leave for ed “Dear,” his wife ask- «Vq „ ® money talk?” ^ . thev f’ said, “that’s what ^Lsay.” SotriQ I Wish you would leave the to talk to me during I get so lonesome. . * * * “Vnn^ u*^dertaker wired a man: Shall T^other-in-law just died. her?»^^’ takp^^^uy wired: “o chances!” loj;? me “All three- say in closing: Fel- ciativ^aon’t let these unappre- of ifuf girls try to talk you out got u,u^^^arilyn Monroe. Shes Wou't it takes, but they 3U®t See it. you next month! , the city “Arber shop J'atronage Appreciated — BARBERS — Henry Thompson ^®ster Dick :: J. W. Sides still oil CO. Wholesale and Retail ^^troleum Products . . Accessories ®ast Main Street PHONE 340 Giggle... with GANTT By BETTIE GANTT Ed’s note: Sitting down at my new Layor typewriter (Royal spelled backwards) I decided I must have a hidden talent somewhere. My brain 311st ^es- n’t linger on any certain _ thing too long, so what I’m thinking about must be written very fast or it will be forgotten. The other day a good looking boy stopped me in the hall w^h a worried look upon his face. He said to me, “Susie Sapp, what’s fhis I hear about you carving initials all over this school? Ill have none of that from you or any other stinking female. You see, he hated women. “Why Sam Sucker, how could you say such a thing? You know good and well I was broke of that dreadful habit in the gram- mar grades. Don’t you remem- her having to pay all them nickels and dimes for vour initials all over the desKS. This made Sam Sucker inad at me and he shouted at the top^f’his changing voice “Lis- Z C'ictor” (We are really no Mn ) “You are the one that did alf-that"^ carving ?nd you are the one that paid for it, too. Fvf»rvone was always blaming mfto/sSmething he had done or they were blaming him for ?Jmething I had done. Having no hom/or friends I figured TWF BEST person to tell your FiJuble^to would be a famous «is ^“'^“prodScS'’ (NS“'he p^Jduce Broadway he just pro- xfklng a"’?rir to Broadway wo?ld * JlS"?hisdeS l"s|m%here will I bTklnd to you for nhflnSe We’ll raise that mon- a cbang • ^rhev need a new Sle carriS from the ca«e- garbage carnei teria to the pig P • the to the pretty take„them down to^^m P**f- feS good by telhng ?he”^Js w|e P^etty^hafa ^p?g'^oo"ks1fKe“ m seen enough in my wait a minute! “NOW Buster, wart a j Let me think th gjoadway don’t, want to g Maybe I smelling slop the got a better carry the cans. hSvlnTs ^er^* heated dis^Sions Sam gave in^andjet SJo^l^Pt want'me smelling like a ,hog. Time flies for Sam Ed’s note. Tim and Susie, ana During ready, to plan together the time they fights they only when It was nece the police • ly peace, h^ar- those there ^as on^y mony, ^jiJ^cters down at their SSaTmeS^ot - the p.g ‘’%’S about time to Invegfge your tossed an eaten f?r”'ott»rn *" *“ vorite pig-^ ant'enough money sa;ff%"^5afnelsJ?-“ Named ’’“suit yo«ys®'4g|®’iike to ex- "^»tail what did happen plain in detai (jont to Susie and Sam, ^ ^^ce have the ®P^ runs off and my brain JUSt ^ ^ide open, leaves two things - We will tell yo dream man l! Susie married her a &g?eTt»tbestbogJ-r I wiTan5^hM^b«4rwa\, and go after it in doesn t not pay! Crime does '■'“‘t.r.^.DroP it a Hickie: WHO'S WHO CAROLYN MILLER Here comes that girl with the pepsodent smile! That describes Carolyn Miller, our Who’s Who for the month, perfectly. She is the cute brown-haired, brown- eyed girl with a ready smile for ail- . Carolyn is one of the rnost popular girls ,at A.H.S. She is a member of the Honor Society as a result of her deserving work. The Dramatics club is lucky to have such a gifted actress in its midst. She appeared in the Junior play, “Bolts and Nuts,” and in “Scrambled Eggs,” and has been voted “Best Actress” by the members of the Dramat ics club. Other clubs which can claim Carolyn are the Boosters, Tri-Hi- Y and Speakers’ and Writers’ clubs. Last year she was a member of the debating team. Besides being a feature writer for the “Full Moon,” this viva cious miss is assistant editor of the “Crossroads.” Also she sings soprano in the Mixed Chorus and has been a member of the girls’ ensemble for two years. During her Junior year Caro lyn was chairman of the deco ration committee for the Junior- Senior prom. Though her many school activities take a lot of her spare time, this versatile girl has time for her community through activities such as being in her church choir and Choral- ette choir. u When asked her favorite dish she quickly replied, “Shrimp! Fried or boiled!” Any movie with Jeff Chandler and Jane Powell in it can be sure of Carolyn’s presence in the audi ence Her favorite pastimes are water-skiing and dancing, and a good date in her eyes is some one who has loads and loads of personality. The lucky college whose campus will be graced by Caro- Ivn’s presence will be either Duke or Salem. No matter what college she chooses, though, we know that it will be fortunate to have such a swell person as one of its students. FINK'S STUDIO 24-Hour Service KODAK WORK Films in by 2:00 One Day—Out by 2:00 the Next Day L. C. Lowder , and Son YOUR CORNER GROCER Groceries Fresh Meats and Produce Phone 1065 : We Deliver Tri-Hi-Y Clubs See Slides, Hear Talk Tri-Hi-Y clubs have been most active this year. Membership has nearly doubled in the past year. Various programs and projects have helped students. Slides on a trip to Jamaica were shown by Rev. Boyce Brooks of First Baptist church. He was among the four pastors chosen from North Carolina to make this trip. These slides showed much poverty in Jamai ca and how well the people worked together. A talk was presented by Mrs. Duckworth on “David and Go liath In Modern Times.” The speaker compared David’s strength, courage, and youth with the youth of today. The Senior Tri-Hi-Y enjoyed a musical program given by Robert Shaver, a talented stu dent of A.H.S. Words and music were composed by Robert in his own style. Mrs. Frances Winn will pre sent a talk on Beauty Hints at the next meeting. All the girls are looking forward to learning to be more beautiful. One of the largest dances at the Y was a card dance given by the Junior Tri-Hi-Y. Small cards were sold to girls and this gave them the chance to pick partners. Sophomore’s Mr. A.H.S. idea went over well and they raised twenty-some dollars to help with projects. Gene Snuggs, the winner, was presented a large box of candy and the runners- up received small boxes. Senior girls’ Valentine dance was well attended by members of the clubs and invited guests. Money was raised by the sen ior club sponsoring the faculty basketball game against the school team. This project rais ed money for a Y.M.C.A. camp in Liberia. J. C. BOONE No doubt you have seen J. C. Boone taking pictures, heard him singing, or just noticed him being friendly and smiling at everyone he saw. At the district contest last year his solo was awarded the rating of excellent and this year it was rated superior. He has been a member of the boys’ quartet and the Mixed Chorus for two years and is treasurer of the latter this year. He was in the cast of the ninth grade operetta, “Sunbonnet Girl.” The Modern Music Masters’ Society honored him as a charter mem ber. J. C. was in the' cast of the junior play, “Bolts and Nuts,” and the Christmas play, “Christ mas Miracle." You also have heard his voice announcing at football games this year and last. Photography is his first love, and he, with the help of a few others, took most of the group pictures for the annual this year. He also formed the Pho tography club and is its presi dent. The very successful homecom ing parade this fall was directed by him. J. C. has received honors for all this work. He represented Albemarle at the Protestant-Jew Conference sponsored by the Civitan club. He is president of the Dramatics club and vice- president of the Senior Hi-Y. Next year he will attend Mars Hill college and plans to study for the Baptist ministry. When asked what his ideal girl was like, he said she must have personality, be congenial, cute and “by all means, short.” A movie with Howard Keel or Janet Leigh will find a warm welcome from J. C. His ideal meal is steak and French fries. As you can see, this popular, friendly boy is a well-rounded person, and here’s hoping he goes as far in life as he really deserves. For Happy Motoring , — Visit — WILHELM’S ESSO 192 North Second PHONE 762 The MUSIC MART New and Used Pianos Martin Band Instruments Records and Sheet Music 350 Concord Road Albemarle : Phone 1484-W STANLY NEWS AND PRESS Your Home-Town Newspapei Established 1880 Published By Press Printing Co.
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