May 28, 1958
THE FULL MOOK
Page 7
SENIOR SUPERLATIVES
We boarded a sub with hopes to soon see
The creatures of fantasy known only by me.
The time of departure was a quarter of eight;
We were so full of adventure we could hardly wait.
Then came the submerging of our great ship,
And through the glass bottom a sight was soon built,
Consisting of sea weed, a fish, and a whale;
We saw something new which is hard to tell.
Gliding along the ocean’s great floor
We soon had discovered a huge hidden door.
So tremendous in size and wide in its length
Our sub could pass through it, and through it we went.
At the opposite end of this great tunnel
We saw a large building with the shape of a funnel.
Our curiosity was up and to our great surprise
A picture of beauty encountered our eyes.
A castly with people in bright evening dress
Stood weaving in water, and then it would rest.
We moved in closer, carefully not to be seen,
And got a glance of an unsuspected scene.
The MOST POPULAR of the dance were the first to enter, ^
So naturally Peggy Smith and Graham Harwood went to the center,
The center of the floor beside the MOST FRIENDLY
Who were Wade McSwain and Sue Winn, who spoke soft ana gentiy.
Among the guests we saw Martha Setzler and Jeff Hartsell
Telling funny jokes which weren’t at all dull.
The title of WITTIEST they earned very well,
Because they kept the crowd m a continual yell.
Near the table where the punch was being served,
Kitty Almond and Cary McSwain were doing their task with an urge.
They were MOST DEPENDABLE and did theic. jobs well
Because everyone, commended ^them as being real swell.
Just then by chance we happened to pass
By a tremendously large and clear looking .
After seeing all the reflections, there is no doubt being
That the BEST LOOKING, Judy Efird and A1 Fusonie, were seeing.
Over in a corner, each with a bar bell, /ir,5r.o-
Were Martha Huckabee and Graham Harwood, who were g
quite well.
Their pushups were great and caused a real „ ennromp
This proved they were MOST ATHLETIC and athletically p
Then all of a sudden there was a loud noise
Which frightened the girls and startled the boys. TT„_tcAn
There at the window were Saundra Burleson ^
Out-talking two parrots sitting on a shelf tall.
As things once again became quiet and serene wrPAn
We saw Libbie Hatley and Bill Hartsell with a book that w g
The title of MOST STUDIOUS they earned we know.
Because the book’s title was “To College I Go .
Then we heard the band playing music soft and lo^w
So we knew all the couples would start to dan^ bio ,
But Sammie Holshouser and Pat Smith the MOST OR >
Broke out into a dance that was very continental.
Everyont soon began to follow the jump „ , .. b„nch
With Betty Holt and Ronnie Millican, the CUTEST
Leading on to compete in the dance.
Which startled our eyes and left us in a trance.
This dance soon ended and the best was yet to
With the MOST TALENTED at the dance to act as one.
It was Peggie Lisk and Eddie Burleson, who
That was soothing and relaxing with a romantic
While looking through the crowd a sight caught our eyes:
It was the two BEST DRESSED displaying the g.w'
Stanley Lawhon and Peggie Lisk were the two whom we saw.
Their dress was that of beauty, exceeding flowere
The music again started, the band was real swell .
When the MOST INFLUENTIAL started dancing—Pat Star
Tommy Murrell. ^
Their title was true and soon was swallows ,
Because everyone proceeded on the floor and fo ,
While the dance was in session, there was y a o
That brought out a laugh from all girls SCHOOL
It was DiaM Watkins and Ronnie Millican witli the MOST bCMUui.
SPIRIT
Taking a red Fernch II book and putting a fire near i .
The time was getting near the midnight tvsmng
And everyone was tired and about to v arotiND
But Peggy Smith and Wade McSwain BEST ALL AROUJNU,
Were still real lively and painting the town.
Then the time came and everyone began
Except the two people who had been the^ r S
The guests as they entered into their ’
They hurried to clean up the place in a ‘ ^
They proved then the truth in their wonderfu i e
Of MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED instead ve'-
Cary McCwain and Pat Starnes were the
After a wonderful night they still could ach
We turned our sub around and, not b^ing seen,
Went out like we had entered to thi^
We got back to shore to tell you of the sign
Of what we saw on that wonderf^ nigh^^ HOLBROOK,
LARRY MULLIS.
Ideal Senior
Trait
Hair
Eyes
Teeth...
Nose
Legs
1
^ Roger Whitley
.V Aloma Roache Hartsell
Janice Rogers ’fames Johnson
* ....Diane Watkins Eddie Doby
Becky Coble. Stanley Lawhon
Peggy Smith ^ Fusonie
Physique & Figure Sue Winn. Tommy Murrell
Lips .Gai^ Morris ^jgx Fu^
Complexion Judy Efird -— Larry Mullis
Posture .Betsy Kluttz....^ Tim Dry
Sportsmanship Martha Huckabee Ronnie Millican
Personality Kay Swindell.. Kenneth Helderman
Clothes Carolyn Butler Burleson
Voice Lynda Jordon Wade McSwain
Cuteness Betty Holt Mickey Lawhorn
Neatness Pat Starnes. Graham Harwood
Smile Maxine Sells ...Charles Morgan
Modesty Rita Morns Jerry Reid
Dependability Joyce Bums... Marney Lowder
Skill Libbie Hatley.... qammie Holshouser
Talent Peggie Sue Lisk gjjjy Hartsell
Quietness ^ Pat Lowder
Fish Tales
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she started using their feathers
for her hats.
As we came into the business
district, a huge neon sign reading
“Setzler’s Inc.” caught our eyes.
I took Kay inside to see Martha
Ann, who is now president of the
largest manufacturer of black
Hudson convertibles. She intro
duced us to her husband who got
her started in this business so
that she would have something to
do while he was away directing
his traveling operas. The build
ing was equipped with everything
for Martha Ann’s convenience.
Shirley Parker had been hired to
sell cigarettes and ten-cent cigars
manufactured by A1 Fusonie.
While we were there Martha
Ann invited us to a big dinner
party she was having that after
noon in honor of Carolyn Butler,
who had just been promoted to
the position of manager of the
Glamor Shop.
Before going to the party we
dropped in to see Betsy Kluttz in
her new Forest Hills home. Betsy
and Joe were just scurrying their
seven darling youngsters off to
bed. Betsy explained that the
children had had a busy morning
because they had taken their first
octopus riding lesson. When the
baby-sitter arrived, the Kluttzes
joined us and we made our way
to the dinner party, which took
place at Hotel Albemarle.
Arriving there, we found it
quite different from what we had
anticipated. The managers, Wil
liam Roger Smith and Gale Whit
field, had modernized it. Swim
ming pools had been installed in
all the suites and a combo was
also included with all the other
services of a private room. The
hotel had beeri expanded, too, and
now covered a city block.
I When we entered the banquet
hall, we were delighted to see
most of the class of ’58. We were
greeted by the former Becky Co
ble and her handsome husband,
Roger, who was now head spear-
fishing coach at A. H. S. Becky
was attired in a fabulous dress
with three tiers made of silver
scales, an original from her dress
shop, “Mermaid’s Paradise”. Becky
called our attention to Linda Mor
ton, a famous model, who was
wearing another of her exquisite
creations made from pink taffeta
and fish rfet, flaked' with cultured
oyster pearls.
Later on it was our pleasure to
sit at the same table with Marcia
Moses and Sylvia McDuffie, who
entertained us with tales of their
trip to the moon. Cary McSwain
had designed the rocket ship which
carried them to their destination
on the moon. It seems that they
had fallen in love with two moon
men and were now waiting for
Cary to invent a floating rocket to
bring their loved ones to them.
Glancing around the room, we
tried to locate Roy Wilhoit, who
had been in charge of our third
period honor study hall. After in
quiring, we found that he had en
tered the noble profession of the
ministry and had a very important
appointment for the day. He was
hitchin’ up Kennethv Huneycutt
and Janet Lunsford. After all
these years they had finally de
cided to tie the knot.
While we were in a questioning
mood, we decided to ask about
Evelyn Underwood. We were told
that she had graduated from
Woman’s College with honors and
had gone on to West Point to be
a cafeteria girl. After working
hours she was privately tutoring
several of the cadets.
Suddenly a loud burst of ap
plause filled the air and our at
tention was drawn to the spotlight
beams in the center of the floor.
Carol Deese, dressed in a monkey
suit and high-heeled shoes, com-
iTi6iicGd to stand on hor head s^^d
stack 500 greased B. B.’s straight
in the air while sucking peanut
butter through a safety straw.
Autograph hounds swarmed
around Carol after she finished
her splendid performance, but her
private \bodyguard, Jerry Atlas
Morton, with his biceps bulging,
hurried her into a waiting cab be-
forG anyone could talk to her. A
slightly aged teen-ager wearing a
faded cheerleader outfit, a baggy
white sweater, and turned over
oxfords continued to chase her
down the street while leading a
sad old bulldog and doing a pep
Last Will And Testament
To whom it may concern: We,
the seniors of ’58, on this day of
May 2, in the year of our Lord,
nineteen hundred fifty-eight, ful
ly realizing that we are departing
into a world of many surprises
and being of sound mind and body,
do make this last will and testa
ment, thereby revoking all wills
and promises made heretofore.
SECTION I.
Item I.
We, the seniors, leave to Mr.
Grigg, Mr. Cashwell, faculty, and
school board our appreciation for
the things they have done in help
ing us grow up to be better citi
zens in the world we are about to
enter.
Item II.
We, the seniors of 1958, leave to
our one and only second mother.
Miss Caughman, a year of grati
tude and many memories of the
countless things she has done to
make us a better class. We will
always keep the memories of her
help and sacrifices deep down in
our hearts, never to be forgotten.
Item III.
We, the seniors, leave to the
juniors the privilege of laying out
and giving the teachers a hard
time whenever possible—excluding
Mr. Cashwell, of course. '
Item IV.
We leave to the sophomores the
right to spend all the money neces
sary on the prom next year, even
though it could never beat ours.
Item V.
We leave to the freshmen the
privilege of going to the new high
school that we were supposed to
graduate in.
SECTION II.
Article 1. I, Brenda Casper, be
queath my right to sneak down to
Sammie Holshouser’s house to Sa
ra Talbert, whom he has snowed.
Article II. I, Emma Lynn Mor
ton, leave my ability to swindel
diamonds to Gail Vanderburg.
Article III. I, Gay Crowell,
hereby leave my makeout ability
to Brenda Gantt, who will need it
while Eddie is away.
Article IV. I, Nancy Eagle, leave
my right to matrimony to Billy
Jo Barrier, who will soon need it
—well, James is hoping so anyway.
Article V. I, Barbara Hoey, be
queath my math ability and gen
eral knowledge to that Einstein
of men. Chip The Moose Cain.
Article VI. I, Barbara Smith,
leave the ability to snow the big
gest boys in high school to Pam
Treece.
Article VII. I, Ellen Starnes,
leave my job at the YMCA to
Glenda Sue Honey, so she can
make out at the banquets.
Article VIII. I, Linda Jordan,
leave my vocal cords to that op
era star of all times, Eddie Crutch
field.
Article IX. I, Agnes Lawhon, be
queath my library ability to Goob
er Blalock, who needs it for his re-
seai^ch
Article X. 'I, Kay Swindell,
leave my road map to Chapel
Hill, and petticoats to Frankie
Hatley, who has turned to a Caro
lina lover for some reason.
Article XI. I, Peggie Sue Lisk,
will my clothes to Trudy Carter,
who has turned into a southern
belle that will never stop ringing.
Article XII. I, Jimmy Duke,
leave my height, hands, and feet
to that Goose Tatum of basket
ball, Coach Lenny Lippard.
Article XIII. I, Charles Delk,
yell. Someone in the crowd re
marked that this was Diane “I’ll-
Never-Grow-Up” Watkins, who
could never face the idea of giving
up cheering. She was now thirty-
three and had given up teaching
French to organize fan clubs and
to contihue her cheerleading. Her
youth and vigor gave us renewed
energy, so we left the party and
continued our tour of the city-
beneth-the-sea. .
On our way through town we
became involved in a terrific traf
fic jam and wondered what could
be responsible for such conges
tion. There in the middle of the
whole mess was a lady police
woman trying desperately to di
rect the submarine traffic. A
closer look confirmed that it was
our old classmate, Billy Jane
“Safety-First” Eudy. We pulled
into the city hall to get out of
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leave my Elvis background to
Lane Brown, that little Hound
Dog.
Article XIV. I, Graham Har
wood, leave my measles catching
ability to Roger Smith, who had
rather have measles than date
Jo Parks—the fool.
Article XV. I, Stanley Lawhorn,
leave my snow flake factory and
country estate to all the women
in the world who will die when I
leave for college.
Article XVI. I, Cary McSwain,
leave my math brain and scien
tific ways to that genius, R. C.
Hatley, who is a threat to the
Russian underworld.
Article XVII. I, Dwight Morgan,
leave my ability to antagonize
Miss Caughman to her little All-
American, Roger curly - haired
Whitley, who will probably be
here next year making up a phy
sical education failure.
Article XVII. I, James Norton,
leave Billy Jo to Miller, who ras
had his eyes on her all year.
Article XVIII. I, Jerry Reid,
leave my broken arm to Mr. Fry,
who never uses his while directing.
Article XIX. I, Ralph Thompson,
leave my English knowledge to
any boy who will have Mrs. Lit*
tie, because he won’t pay attention
to his books. You all know how
excited and shook up she gets
reading MacBeth.
Article XX. I, Gail Buck, leave
my muscles to the wrestling team.
Article XXI. I, Joyce Burris,
leave Sherrill to Jo Parks.
Article XXII. I, A1 Fusonie,
leave my wrestling ability for
back seat matches to that hound
of them all, Johnny Almond.
Watch the clinches, boy.
Article XXIII. I, Shirley Parker,
leave my bleached hair to old
Hollywood himself, Wayne the
beachcomber Spivey.
Article XXIV. I, Mickey Law
hon, leave my jitterbug ability
and dancing shoes to that flower
of the Twenties, Frenchie Deese.
Article XXV. I, Jeff Hartsell,
leave—I hope.
Article XXVI. I, Gail Morris,
leave my ability to make out to
Eunice Haynsworth.
Article XXVII. I, Roger Eudy,
leave my harem of snowed fresh
men girls to anyone who wants
them.
Article XXVIII. I, Joe Miller,
leave my no-hitter right arm to
anyone who is man enough to take
it.
Article XXIX. I, Norris Jeffries,
leave my water skiing ability and
contact lenses to Drip. May he use
them for better things than I have.
Article XXX. I, Brenda Casper,
leave my big, bad, rough, and
mean Marine to little Wayne Spi
vey, who is now taking a Charles
Delk muscle buil(Jing course.
Article ^XXI. I, Gale Whit
field, leave my reducing book to
Susan Greene.
Article XXXII. I, Martha Ann
Setzler, leave my barbells and
body building exercise course to
Susan Cashwell.
Article XXXIII. I, Ronnie
Smith, leave my shrewd brain,
Morehead Scholarship, and school
lounge to Chip Cain. May he use
them better than I did.
Article XXXIV. I, Jennings Bur
ris, am taking the Song Bird, with
me.
Article XXXV. I, Elaine David
son, leave my ways with the men
to Florence Morton.
Article XXXVI. I, Charles Mor
gan, leave my black motorcycle
jacket, riding boots, wranglers and
switch blade to Ivan Sibley.
Article XXXVII. I, Martha
Huckabee, leave Thorne Horns to
any girl who wants him.
Article XXXVIII. I, Ann Stokes,
leave all the boys at Pfeiffer Col
lege to the Junior Class.
Article XXXIX. I, Dwane Mor
ton, leave Kennie Beaver to any
one who can hold her.
Article XL. I, Pat Smith, leave
my ability to date southern gen
tlemen and when they go south,
date northerners, to Judy Redfern.
f Article XLI. I, Kay Almond,
leave my business ability to Miss
Bankett.
Signed: RONNIE MILLICAN,
JEFF HARTSELL,
Testators.
Witnesses:
E. C. HALEY,
CALVIN PEMBERTON