December 19, 1961
THE FULL MOON
Page 3
HERE AND THERE
In Squirrel Nest Perhaps
“WHY DIDN’T YOU wave to
me this morning, Harriet? I hol
lered as loud as I could and you
didn’t even speak,” cried Tony
Furr.
“That’s funny,” replied Har
riet. “I looked in all the trees
on the way to school and I didn’t
see you hanging from a one of
them.”
• • *
“WAIT A MINUTE, Mickey,”
Miss Caughman exclaimed dur
ing solid geometry; “that figure
isn’t right!”
“I know,” replied Mickey Low-
der, “I haven’t finished drawing
it.”
“Oh, yes,” grinned Miss Caugh
man. “I must have been looking
at that line you haven’t drawn
yet”
• • •
IN ECONOMICS CLASS one
afternoon Jimmy Whitley asked
Mr. Nye to give an example of
a shapeless solid.
Mr, Nye, without further con
sideration, quickly replied, “A
fat girl!” :
* * *
DURING SENIOR CHOIR the
other day Lloyd Crisco asked Mr.
Fry where he went to college.
“Davidson,” replied Mr. Fry.
Lloyd, definitely impressed, ex
claimed, “Boy, we’ve got a smart
man here!”
“Well, let’s just say I got in
before they upped the standards,”
quipped Mr. Fry.
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WHEN MRS. HALL brought
Mrs. Young’s absentee list to her
during first period French the
other day, she was greeted with
“Comment allez-vous?”
Mrs. Hall’s only reply was, “I
don’t think so!”
at * *
“WOULD ANYONE LIKE to
take home these new books writ
ten in French?” asked Mrs. Deese
to a very enthused third year
French class in hopes that they
would get a lot out of the read
ing.
Brenda Morris slowly raised
her hand. “Do they have any pic
tures in them?”
4s *
IN MECHANICAL DRAWING
last week Louis Morton asked
Mr. Morris a question.
“Weren’t you here Monday?”
asked Mr. Morris.
Louis answered, “No, sir, nor
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Tuesday.”
“Well, what about last year?”
quipped Mr. Morris.
* * *
TIRED, BUT TRYING to be
helpful, Sylvia Wall walked up
to a young man and rushed him
to a university table during Col
lege Day. Sylvia was very sur
prised when she asked, “May I
be of some further use?”
“I don’t believe so,” the gentle
man replied. “You see, I’ve been
out of college three years and I
am teaching at Norwood.
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“I REALLY BURNED that
geometry test up good. What do
you think of a 65?” asked Jane
Crutchfield.
“Oh, think nothing of it,” re
plied Bobbie Atkins. “I got a 62
degree burn yesterday.”
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THE REPRESENTATIVE FROM
Coker College was trying to per
suade Jane Crutchfield and Har
riet Reeves to attend the school.
Harriet commented, “I would
be interested if I weren’t going
to W. C.”
The man exclaimed, “Oh, I
wouldn't go there. Do you know
what W.C.U.N.C. stand for? It
stan^ for ‘We Can’t Understand
Nothin’ Complicated’!”
* * *
“HOW ARE YOU feeling, Ray
mond?” asked Diana Harris on
her way to a meeting.
Raymond calmly answered,
“I’m about to starve to death and
I’d already be dead if it were
not for the berries that were on
Mrs. Hayes’ desk.”
Remember When?
Girls wore long skirts.
There were no such things as
“wee-juns”.
Mr. Webb didn’t ride his bicycle.
There wasn’t a hang-out called
Duke’s.
No one knew how to “twist”.
Girls didn’t like boys and vice-
versa.
Jerry Smith couldn’t play foot
ball.
The chorus didn’t make “su
perior” in the choral contest.
Mid-term exams weren’t in ex
istence.
It snowed on Christmas.
Students walked to school in
stead of driving.
Don Simpson didn’t talk the way
WHO'S WHO
ROWENA KLUTTZ
Dependability, friendliness, and
leadership are only a few of the
outstanding qualities of this
month’s Who’s Who, Rowena
Kluttz.
She ' has been an excellent
leader throughout her high
school years. This year marks
Rowena’s third year as Marsh
al and as manager of the girls’
basketball team.
During her Junior year Row
ena was elected Junior class sec
retary and president of the Sci
ence Club. She was also a mem
ber of Black Masque, Boosters
Club, and F.T.A. Proving her
outstanding qualities of charac
ter, scholarship, leadership, and
service, Rowena was tapped into
the National Honor Society last
spring.
This year Rowena is serving as
secretary of the Monogram Club,
treasurer of Student Council, and
vice-president of the Science
Club. She is a news writer for
the Full Moon and on the lit
erary staff of Crossroads.
Because of her good looks and
outstanding personality, Rowena
was elected Carrousel Princess
by this year’s Senior Class. Al
bemarle was well represented in
the Carrousel parade during the
Thanksgiving holidays.
Plans for college are indefinite
he does now.
Mrs. Fry’s room wasn’t full of
ferns.
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LESTER BIVENS
Not many people have had the
honor of being a John M. More-
head scholarship semi-finalist.
Lester Bivens, this months’ Who’s
Who, has had that honor and
many more. Lester served as
treasurer of his Junior class,
president of his Hi-Y club, and
still found time to work hard as
a member of the Junior play
cast. Since his sophomore year
Lester has shown an interest in
the activities of the Booster’s
Club and has participated in
club-sponsored activities such a^
basketball and has earned a let
ter in track.
At the First Lutheran Church,
Lester serves as president of his
Sunday School class and shows
his qualities of leadership by
serving as president of the Luth
er League, the youth group at his
church.
This year Lester is a member
for Rowena at present, but with
her fine qualities and versatility,
Rowena is sure to succeed in
whatever she undertakes.
Honor Members
Danced And Dined
National Honor Society mem
bers tapped last spring were
feted at a supper on December
2, given by the new members of
the organization.
The party of dining and danc
ing was held in the Garrison’s
’’ecreation room in their home on
East Street. NHS members and
their dates attended.
The meal, served buffet style,
consisted of charcoal hamburg
ers, slaw, pickles, potato chips,
baked beans, soft drinks, and
cake. After the supper everyone
ianced and “twisted” to the
latest records.
Chaperones for the evening
were Dr. and Mrs. G. Ritchie
Wall, Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Gar
rison, and Mrs. Westerlund, spon
sors of the group, and her hus
band.
FTA To Give Gift
As Yule Project
Future teachers who attended
the FTA Convention at Lenoir
Rhyne College gave a report con
cerning the convention to the
other FTA members at their De
cember meeting.
A Christmas project planned by
the FTA at this time was the
buying and giving of a gift to
Miss Mary E. Gulledge, the lady
for whom the FTA Chapter was
named.
Because the cake sale sched
uled for Nov. 25 was postponed
due to confiicting holiday ac
tivities, another one was plan
ned at this business meeting for
December 16.
of the Science Club and also
works with the photography staff
of the Crossroads.
Lester hopes to become a
“Carolina Gentleman” after grad
uation. With his admirable per
sonal characteristics and intelli
gence Lester will be an excellent
representative of his high school
wherever his road leads him.
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