October 31, 1966
THE FULL MOON
T3^ES
Cherry bombs away! Here come
the hoods in eggtcovered hot rods
with twice the firepower .of a bat
tleship. Everything from booby
traps to M-80’s & nitro comple
ment the supply of explosives. We
have a new strategy this year.
Blow craters in the streets with
homemade plastic explosives to
make mantraps. Contact - drying
cement fills the bottom. Prepara
tions took place for months in
advance of the last of October.
Six-inch armor plating, solid rub
ber tires, and two-inch thick win
dows provide protection on the hot
rods with two hemi’s to pull each
one. Most dangerous are the light-
armored, commando - manned
Volkswagens, with a hefty supply
of explosives. Percussion explo
sives can now be found in the cen
ter of halloween candy. Crunch-
KABOOOOOM!!!! When all of the
sophomores come around trick -
or - treating, they will really get
theirs. During the last week in
October, egg sales, (loaded and
plain) were up tremendously.
While sophomores tremble in their
boots, the Seniors stockpile wea
ponry.
SPECIAL! Black market fire
works form C. F. & F. Finkle-
stein Importers, Ltd. Also, protec
tion on October 31 by C. F.
Finklestein Protection Agency, Ltd
can be arranged. You have the
choice of being protected or un
protected. We strongly recom
mend the former.
YOU TOO, SOPHOMORES! We
hate you too. Especially when you
cut the Seniors. My knife is sharp
er than yours. Here, from C. r.
& F. Finklestein Publishers, Ltd.
is the revised version of your
literary efforts:
The Ode to a Sophomore
A sophomore is a mesophyte;
It lives within its skin so tight.
It would not effect us at all.
It doesn’t make a move or call.
Yet if one bites its skin so lightly
Then on their breath an odor
blightly
That it drives away everyone
So let’s eat sophomores by the
ton.
Well, enough about the insane
ones in this school.
Your Great Seniors
DIAMOND
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1. CHERISH — The Association
2. 96 TEARS — ? (Question
Mark) and the Mysterians
3. I’VE BEEN HURT — The
Tams
4. WHAT BECOMES OF THE
BROKEN-HEARTED? — Jimmv
Ruffin
5. POOR SIDE OF TOWN —
Johnny Rivers
6. WIPEOUT — The Surfaris
•7., PAINT ME A PICTURE —
Gary Lewis and the Playboys
8. YOU CAN’T HURRY LOVE
— The Supremes
9. BORN A WOMAN - Sandy
Posey
LAST TRAIN TO CLARKS
VILLE — The Monkees
10. BLACK IS BLACK — Los
Bravos
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Mad Voyage
Welcome aboard, so you do not
see me. Do not fear, I am pres
ent, and I am not.
This is a ship of no ports, pas
sengers, crew or survivors. We
sail on a sea of voidness in a ship
of nothing. We shall never dock,
nor shall we need to do so, for
we have no need of fuel or even
of an engine, yet we sail.
Bookings? None. Each is his
own payment to sail, and we all
pay deeply for it. Yet you board
us steadily, willingly, and unceas
ingly.
,0h, there is no return to the
shore of sanity now; we are all
lost. So welcome aboard forever.
—Mary Ellen Goforth
Drug Centre,
Inc.
‘'A Professional Drug
Service”
121 North First Street
Albemarle, N. C.
DIAL 982-9158
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Commission
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And they lived happily ever after!’
Will Our Antenna Work?
Perhaps you saw him this past
summer as technical director of
Oklahoma”. When opening night
arrived, he had practiced his tal
ent to perfection. During the en
tire performance, he swung from
the stage lights by his toes and
thus evolved his name . . . Mr.
Aerial. This “daring young man”
from Pfeiffer College will teach
Mrs. Gamewell’s schedule in the
English department for eight
weeks.
To his single sophomore class,
Mr. Aerial will teach appreciation
of poetry and the short story; to
seniors, twentieth century litera
ture. In addition, he will advise
the Full Moon staff and supervise
a drama workshop.
The drama workshop will be ac
tive each day after school. Stu
dents will learn methods of acting
with special emphasis on “toe-
swinging. Goals of the session
will be to determine exactly what
the duties of an actor are in com
municating with his audience, and
to present several productions to
the public.
Upon receiving his teacher’s
certificate, Mr. Aerial plans to
teach English and eventually re
turn to graduate school for a more
thorough study of drama.
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