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Meg’s Briefs
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The Fool Moon
No. Vol. — No No.
* S.O.T. City School — Sin City
Playmate of
The Month
(see foldout)
April I, Any Year
It's Your Life
At the present time, the loyal
juniors have begun all possible
preparation in making the prom
a success so as to please the
worshipped class of ’71.
Investigators recently began
searching for information con
cerning the theme and
decorations. Shep Russell,
hostilely demanding Lynn
Chivington to disclose the theme
of the prom or else, received a
severe slap and his ring back.
Several upper classmen
gagged and tied Miss McKenzie
to the flag pole, threatening to die
her hair black if she didn’t satisfy
their curiosity. However, her
fearless loyalty to her juniors,
and her daring manner awed the
seniors. TTiey released her after
making her only a blonde.
Bill DeTorre, fearing nothing,
courageously stalked towards the
entrance of the gym. On route to
Looney
Toons
I Feel Like a Sex Machine
Miss McKenzie
You’re a Big Rirl Now
Karen Talbert
Nip Sip, Higher and Higher
Nancy Cotton
Whats Does Its Takes
LaDonna Pennington
Somebody’s Watching You
Mr. Frey
I Think We’re Alone Now
Dorothy Cotton and Terry
Howard
See You in September
Mike Nash
Out in the Country
Mrs. Hudson
Stoney End
Lindsey Dunevant
Sweet Mary
Jimmy Boyd
Express Yourself, Just My
Imagination Running
Away With Me
Mrs. Gamewell
Who’s Making Love
Mrs. Weydell
Temptation Eyes
Cheaters Anonymous
Just Seven Numbers
Algebra Class
I Wanna be Free
ASHS Seniors!
his destination, he was attacked
by twenty-five outraged,
screaming junior girls. Defeated
by the opposite sex. Bill has now
gone into exile because of his
humiliated ego.
Seniors are just going to have
to wait until the night of the prom
to ease their growing suspicions.
Everyone is asked to enter the
gym at his own risk and are not
guaranteed to emerge alive. Will
you be brave enough to dare it?
Relations
Furthered
The Human Relations Council
is still striving to improve student
affairs. And, as tradition has it,
they prefer to carry on their
“affairs” in secluded areas
because they are more conducive
to learning. In fact, the council
members are so dedicated that
they find themselves planning
more and more “meetings” to
deal with the “situations” in
which they find themselves in
volved.
Last night the group held
regular nightly “meeting” in the
back of Steve Sinclair’s bus. No
outsiders have uncovered any
details of the “Discussion.” We
do know that the group prefers to
divide into their special com
mittees for a more personal in
volvement. And, the only clue we
have is that the flashing red tail
lights that generally mean stop
did not blink once the entire
evening.
We are all eagerly awaiting the
council’s report.
At the request of the Full
Moon staff, will each of the
following,
Marsha Alexander, Debbie
Bryson, Jeff Burleson, Ken
Burleson, Charles Cooper,
Montesse Drye, Joy Early,
John Earnhardt, Daryl Ellis,
Debbie Frazier,
Sheila Flowe, Charles
Greene, Darrell Hewett,
Nicholas Hyatt, Anegla Little,
Debra Madaris, Harold
Overcash, Kaye Roberts,
Sheila Russell, and Martha
Talbert.
Up Coming
January 28 — Sun bathing
contest — midnight — 3 a.m.)
April 4 — Marry Ann
Crisco’s driver’s education
class begins
April 41/2 — Mary Ann
Crisco’s driver’s education
students end
President Nixon visits ASHS
— That’ll be the day
April 10 — Track meet held
in ASHS parking lot —
featuring our famous hurdles
April 11 — David Biles gives
his body to science — Mr.
Frazier’s biology class
May 3 — Mr. Lentz’s sex
education classes make an
appearance on TTie Doctors
May 9 — Octopus race in
gym
May 16 — Football
homecoming
May 5 — Annual tree-
chopping contest
Two Faces Unfocused
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David Biles and Calvin Ingram
have been selected as Student
Bodies of the month for July, in
recognition of their school ser
vices.
During his two years at Senior
High, Calvin has an extinguished
service record. He is currently
serving as a doorstop in Mrs.
Hatley’s room. This amiable,
ambitious fellow also holds a
part-time job as the Green Fly’s
head fly swatter (he swats head
flies.) He also participates in
gymnastic program as a tram
poline.
David Biles, a well rounded
individual, goes at life with Zest,
but he still has B. 0. all day long.
He is a member of the Future
Homemakers of America, the
ping-pong team, and had a
roaring success as a Student
Lion.
Congratulations to both these
outstanding young men.
School Closes
WW III Breaks Out
NHS Provides
Set Up
Honor Society members
decorated the stage and
rehearsed the program fourth
period.
The Enimity Circle, a combo
composed of Jimmy Boyd, Ken
Burleson, Bobby Dobbs, Phillip
Lowder, Tony Morton, Tony
Oettinger, and David Sutton,
performed a full minute and a
half plus twelve seconds prior to
the opening of the show.
The group also played for the
stocking run, formally known as
the sock hop, held afterwards in
the bricklaying annex. The dance
(?) lasted. And, the admission
was.
For the program, the in-
divisable group divided into
pairs. Later, each squad
demonstrated, then taught the
entire group. The climax resulted
in a field trip to Chesterfield,
South Carolina. (Was this the
justice of the peace?)
The counties represented at the
Ck)nference included Albemarle,
Big Lick, Finger, Locust,
Millingport, and Oakboro.
Poncho, sometimes known as
Miss McKenzie, leader of the
gang, plans to take a larger group
next year. Plans are to swing this
event every nine months.
School closed Thursday,
February 12, at noon because of
student riots. Members of the
Crossroads staff and The Full
Moon staff started the fracus in
the upper back hall of the school.
The journalism class mem
bers, led by Mama “G” (for
Gangster) Gamewell, and the
annual staff, under the direction
of Tommygun Thomason,
clashed physically as well as
verbally.
The combat started when the
annual staff, having sent their
creation to press, could find
nothing else to do and decided to
crash Room 214.
Journalism members resented
this intrusion and fought back
ferociously.
Full Moons were made into
airplanes, lighted and thrown
into the tremendous stacks of
unsold annuals from previous
years. Words also became
heated. Basic methods of combat
consisted of wadded up Full
Moons and the slinging of an
nuals.
DECA and ICT students,
hearing the noise, rushed from
their respective rooms and into
the fight.
The well-known commanders.
Bullet Brown and Bouncer
Bourne, rushed out and in-
discriminatingly chose sides.
Students also chose sides, basing
their decisions on the amount of
coverage their clubs had
received in the newspaper and
annual.
The fight continued for fifteen
minutes before “Red” Lentz and
“Redder than Ever” McKenzie
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Group "Seeds
To Finals
Nominees for Outstanding
Teenagers of America received
certificates of Merit Friday,
January 29.
All members of Mr. Chuck
Smith’s English I class are still
eligible for this high award.
The class was nominated as a
group because of its outstanding
achievements in the field of
English Bio-chemical Literature.
Selected on the basis of their
school activity, leadership
ability, and talent, the group
actively participates in the Ar
chery, Drama, and Modeling
Clubs. They also entered, as a
group, the annual watermelon
seed spitting contest at Big Lick,
and placed second.
came to the scene.
After several futile attempts to
stop the skirmish, Lentz and
McKenzie finally managed to
drag Mama G and Tommygun
from the fight.
The battle finaUy ended when
“Fear Nothing” FVazier arrived
and sentenced all journalism and
annual staff members to lunch in
the cafeteria everyday for the
next month.
For their part in the fight, the
DECA students must publish Tlie
Full Moon for the rest of the year.
ICT students must publish a
completely new annual by May
25.
Plowjocks
In Print
ITie following are excerpts
taken from the article “A
Student’s Typical Day” from the
Comet Trails of North Stanly
High School, February, 1971.
6:15—Eat grits and greasy
dough boy biscuits.
6:25—-Wake up.
7:10—Slave off one side-
burn one inch too high.
7:15—Draw a sidebum with
eyebrow pencil to
replace the cut-off one.
7:16—Brush dandruff off
shoulders.
7:18—Sweep dandruff under
rug.
12:26—Run to lunch.
12:40—Get sick.
3:30—Get home. Drink root
beer, eat a potato
salad sandwich, turn
on Little Rascals, take
it easy.
4:30—Ride my Mexican
burro. Accidentally step
in burro track.
4:55—Cliange shoes.
6:15—Eat supper.
6:30—Eat supper again.
7:00—Settle down to study
ing and watching the
Arthur Smith Show.
7:30—Get out Kazoo and
practice decomposing
songs.
7:40—Tell parents going to
Pfeiffer to do research.
Go to John’s to relax.
7:50—Parent’s good friends
see me at John’s.
9:00—Eat a snack, cream
of celery soup.
10:05—Do as many as three
push ups.
10:08—Perspire.
10:15—(jrO to bed.
(Typical?)
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